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Classic country love series
Country love, as the longest-lived national comedy IP active on TV screen 1 1 year, covers a wide range of ages. The lines inside are even more classic. The following is the country love line I carefully arranged for you. I hope you like them.

Selected rural love

1) Take the child by the hand and drag him away. If you don't go, you'll faint. Keep dragging him.

2) Don't put pressure on me, it will be my motivation to be your boss.

3) There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

4) When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

5) There are too many bacteria in the outside world, and I am afraid of being infected as soon as I go out.

6) Yes, if you don't go back, you won't go back until you buy a bike, and you can't cure Zhao Yutian. Zhao Yutian pulled Liu Ying back, and Liu Neng said, "Come back without buying a coat." .

7) Do you know how brave I need to dial your number, but you turn it off?

8) A bottle of soda and a biscuit. The consumption standard is the same as his.

9) I will reconnect this dream and see what happens behind it.

10) If the teacher hadn't said not to litter, I would have thrown you out.

Classic country love lines

1) My first wife ran away after two months of marriage, and my second wife ran away after two months of marriage. The third wife, you said, he didn't run away either. This batch of goods can't be sold and he can't get in.

2) The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.

3) People in the upper class always like to do some dirty things.

4) Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and pour the water, and order the pot!

5) This is what I want before the countdown to my life. If you can't satisfy me, I'll die with my eyes open!

6) I like saving people, especially you rich people!

7) Dad says handsome men lie, and Mom says unattractive men lie. Your father is a good example.

8) I don't hate you because I don't want to remember you.

9) Hang mosquito nets and sleep naked inside, teasing mosquitoes and making them anxious.

10) If the daughter-in-law is gone, you can find another one. Mom, there is only one.

1 1) Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

12) Without toads, swans would be lonely.

13) Do I look like this? Will pollute the compound.

14) Why are you doing this to me?

15) Do you get along with me enough?

16) my figure is actually quite good, fat but not greasy.

17) The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

18) country, why don't you take the face to study bulletproof vests?

19) Life is like a trip, and you may capsize somewhere.

20) Do you invite others to dinner every time? Actually, I'm starving.

2 1) I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

22) If you are so rich, why don't you let the mare go?

23) Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.

24) Don't let me eat, drink or designate fireworks!

25) Always walking in the kitchen, how can you not cut your hands?

26) Head and foot walk together (Liu Datou and Xie Dajiao).

27) I don't accept junk, so I can't let you be on call.

Do you know what I can do? I tell you, if you let me work for you, it's hard to make a penny difference.

29) If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.

Popular quotations from country love lines

1) If I were a woman, I would follow you!

2) Don't tell me that you love me. I feel sick after hearing this sentence.

3) A harmonious society saved you.

4) Compare which of these two fish is handsome, and handsome is tomorrow's dish.

5) I'm not a TV, so don't stare at me all the time.

6) I am a bachelor. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

7) It is better to be heartless than to be heartbroken.

8) You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calm because I am not afraid of your death.

9) People say that I can find bones in eggs, and I can find skin in eggs.

10) fuck off. I don't believe it: if you walk, you can catch up with me on my bike.

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12) Is this a hospital? Why does everyone say I'm sick?

13) It's good for you to stop, and walking away is your only way out.

14) Can you have me again?

15) It is the duty of every villager to protect bigfoot.

16) You said you asked me to wait for you for one day, two days, four days, five days, six days, seven days, and you said it would take a week!

17) We martial arts people are bound to stumble.

18) Sister, don't you have a Lord in heaven?

19) You either cry or stay up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills and hanging yourself with a small rope.

20) Don't compare people with dogs. Dogs are at least loyal.

2 1) Do you need two more people? I personally take care of your humble service.

22) The teacher said: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine.

23) Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

24) I am not a straw boat, so don't send your bitch to me.

25) In my old age, I wish my mother had given birth to me a year earlier, and I can't go back in my life.

26) I will do something that will make you stunned! If you don't get the money, you won't leave.

27) The trousers are not worn out, but washed out.

28) Don't come to me when you are bored, or I will appear redundant.

My reputation as Liu Neng has been ruined by you bitches!

30) Let the storm come more violently and let those who date get wet.

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