I just watched Jigong for a while, and a scholar failed the list for eight times in a row. After crossing from the living Buddha Jigong's "Bullshit", he was honored as a county official. The first sentence of the first paragraph must have the word "dog" and the first sentence of the second paragraph must have the word "fart". Articles without these words will not be hired even if they are well written. This way of selecting talents is ridiculous at first glance, but there are special reasons when you think about it carefully. First of all, if you can't be a dog, you can't be an official. Because officialdom likes dog slaves and doesn't like talents. Just as a scholar is willing to drill a dog hole in order to be an official, the first secret of being an official is to learn to be a dog, be loyal to his master like a dog, and be an excellent slave. Only in this way can he get the status of being a slave by others. You can think about it, deputy director of the Justice Bureau of Hengyang City, Hunan Province, dare to fight with the director, can you still mix in the officialdom in the future? Even in officialdom, how dare that official promote such subordinates? On the contrary, pugs and minions who only obey the orders of leaders in officialdom often have many opportunities for promotion and the frequency is very fast! Secondly, you can't fart or be an official. Because officialdom likes experts who tell lies with sweet words, not outspoken talents. Only those who can describe the immoral thing of childlessness as a great merit for the benefit of the world in front of everyone can become officials, get involved in officialdom and prosper! Recently, Dr. Peking University's paper "Zhong County Cadres" has attracted wide attention. Although many people praised it, I think Feng Junqi's political life is basically over. Imagine, in the face of a person who will record what he sees and hears, will the leaders who come into contact with him feel that it is not terrible? There are leaders who dare to cooperate with such people? On the contrary, those fart officials who often don't tell the truth and break their promises are often people that leaders like and dare to let him do things for themselves. From this point of view, if you are not a dog and don't know how to fart, even if you become an official, this official will not be good and will not last long. What's the use of fart that can't be understood by dogs? What's the use of an official promoting him? Therefore, writing nonsense articles can be a county official, which is actually the best way to choose an official. Only those who can write nonsense articles can be officials and promoted according to nonsense. (Cheng/Wen)