Venue: A company's performing arts talent selection site. Character: XXX, the person in charge of selection, has characteristics and should have some harem qualifications, preferably a manager or something.

"A": I graduated from a university in Zhengzhou, majoring in English songs.

"B": Specially sung, Henan Opera.

"C": A college student, Allegro.

"General Manager": the person in charge of this selection!

A background coordinator is responsible for background music and so on.

Scene: One table with five chairs (1 high backrest, 1 leather chair, 3 ordinary office chairs). There are cups, recruitment forms, several simulated resumes on the desk, 1 pen, 1 phone;

1 Put the bamboo board in the desk bucket.

Opening curtain:

X Shang

Xu: (studying the imperial edict) Fengtian Shipping

Zhao Yue, President of * * Company: I hereby order XXX, General Manager of Imperial Command, to select several outstanding performing artists on my behalf and organize the performance rehearsal of the Spring Festival Evening to enhance the prestige of our company. I appreciate this!

I am "Manager X", but because I am a man, everyone secretly calls me "Father X" to show their kindness to me and my approachability!

(Looking around) Who's laughing? Who's laughing? The president of the company has given me such a difficult task, so of course I should take it seriously. Anyway, I will go through fire and water without hesitation. Do your best, and when you die, (sinister smile) you will drop by again ~ hey hey (stroke your sleeves and sit down arrogantly).

(Background: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome here! Are you ready? Let's go.

Let's go ! ! )

In the background music Back to Mom's Home, three candidates went up ("B" in the middle, "A" on the left and "C" on the right).

"B": (singing) The wind blows that willow tree.

Sarah la la la la, the flow of the river

Flowers are blooming, whose pretty girl (everyone "cuts ~") is in a hurry to leave.

It turns out that she wants to-(chorus) find the "husband's family"

"B" went on to sing: wearing a dress and a Victoria Christina Hesketh, with a fashionable bag slung over her shoulders.

Zhongyun: Smelly!

"B" then sings: (exaggerated) a mobile phone in the left hand.

What are you talking about? !

"B" shows fashionable mobile phones, and "C" boasts: "Mobile phones!"

"b" goes on: a right hand ~

"C" glared, "A" laughed-

"B" mobile phone rings (pay attention to the selection of ringtones)

"B": (extremely disgusting) Hello, Mommy ~~ Dad: Oh, my God, I am a father, not a mother.

"B": Oh, Dad, Allah is at the recruitment site now.

Mom: I'm so nervous.

"B": Allah is not nervous. Why are you nervous?

Mom: With so many people competing for jobs, can I not be nervous about you?

"B": Oh, it's not that you don't know what your daughter can do. Ah, that is, everyone kills people and ghosts kill them.

Dad: Mom and I will cheer you up here first!

B: Yes, yes, this year is the year of the dog. You have to say-

Dad: (whispering) Wang ~ Wang!

"B": Well, you are not prosperous, you are not prosperous! 、

Dad: (loudly) Want Want!

"B": Mom? ! ~

Mom: (embarrassed) Wang ~ Oh-Wang ~ Oh ~!

"A": Whose dog ran out ~

"c": dog meat ~ soju ~

X sat down and took a sip of tea, then cleared his throat and shouted in Drake-

X: Announcement-Player Audience-~ ~ ~

"B": Allah is coming in! ("hum" to "a" and "c" when hanging up) (admission).

"a" and "c": cut ~

"B" goes in first, others follow, "B" runs to the seat opposite X, and others sit in the next seat.

On-site:

X: (everyone is surprised when they enter) Wow, beauty!

"b": (trip)

Xu: What a unlucky woman!

"B" tidied up the clothes, and they sat down opposite each other.

"B": Brother feels like a person!

Xu: Who is WHO like?

"B": Brother, of course. You look like a handsome boy! Little cricket's brother.

X: Huh? !

X: (clearing his throat) The selection has officially started. I, the person in charge of recruitment in our company, will announce the selection rules first:

According to document number one, no. One of our company in 2006 (ahem)

1. Our company has the freedom to choose you;

2. Our company has the freedom not to choose you;

3. Our company has the freedom to choose and not hire you;

4. Our company-

"B": Brother, what freedom do I have?

X: You only have the right to remain silent, but what you say will be used as evidence in court. Anyway, you're here-

"B": How about that?

Xu: Freedom will be limited, but for the benefit of you and your family, our company provides you with the following two options:

1. Close the door from the inside and start choosing.

2. Close the door from the outside and get out!

I began to cough violently because I was struggling to speak.

"B": (takes out Keke cough syrup) Brother?

X: (coughing) What?

"B": Drink Keke's children's cough syrup when you have a cold and cough. (Shy and gentle) Hello, I am good!

X: Stop, stop, it's a mess. All right, I'll show you. Now I declare that the selection has officially started again!

Xu: I heard that you are from the south. Can you sing Cantonese songs?

"B": No!

Xu: Then can you dance street dance?

"B": Oh, no!

X: There is nothing you can do. It's very brave of you to come. Then, then tell me what you can do.

"B": I can sing opera!

Xu: I think you can act!

"B": Allah, Allah can really sing opera;

At the beginning of the background music, "B" stood up and began to sing, slowly turning to the audience from the side:

* Liu Dage's speech is too biased. Who says women enjoy leisure, men fight at the border and women weave at home?

Farming during the day and spinning cotton at night, and working hard day and night, soldiers can have this food and clothing.

If you don't believe me, please have a look at our shoes and socks, as well as our clothes and shirts.

It's all their fault ~ ~ ~ ~

There are many heroines, and they also make great contributions. Killing the enemy for the country is a generation of heroes. What are these women inferior to boys ~ ~

During this period, "A" and "C" commented on finger painting, whispering and fighting.

All right, I don't think it's necessary to choose the rest, so I won't bother you. You can buy tickets for Henan Opera at will.

"A" and "C"

In Henan dialect: Why, why, then what are we doing here? If you don't choose, you won't leave today.

(Acting like a liar)

X lit a cigarette and smoked, wondering how to choose.

"A" rushed forward and grabbed the cigarette case to stop Z from smoking.

"A": (pointing to the cigarette case, smoking is harmful to health, as it should be) Smoking is harmful to health. A good employee should not smoke in public places. Smokers in public places should be fined or even imprisoned alone.

X: (angry from embarrassment) You, get on your line, what's it to you? You, you think you're banning smoking.

"A": Of course, the little girl is from the non-smoking office of * * company!

For the sake of your health and your family's health, our office has carried out practical anti-smoking activities. In view of the frequent smoking during the Spring Festival and the vital interests of consumers, we have also specially launched many brand-new preferential activities:

You can take part in our tailor-made "smoke a pack" activity: those who are allowed to smoke and those who are allowed to smoke will be charged only after they are officially lit, with an average of only 2 per person per cigarette. 00 yuan, and the free time discount is only 1.

00 yuan. Of course, you can participate in monthly and annual activities, and you just receive them every month.

100 yuan. Those who participate in the annual activities will only receive 1000 yuan per year. While exempting the two-month fee, they also gave away a free hardcover "Hao Di" cigarette.

By the way, the minimum consumption of this A package launched by my office is 20 yuan per month, which will be deducted from the salary account of smokers in our company every month. I really want to smoke cheap and economical cigarettes. What are you waiting for? Come and customize it.

Of course, you can learn more details through our toll-free hotline 0393-7411012119. For foreign users, please dial 178 1 * before the number. If there is no answer.

X: What if someone answers?

"A": Direct consultation, idiot!

X: stop and fight ~ live! People can sing China's plays. What can you do?

A: What's so rare? I can sing foreign songs! -music!

The background music begins, and the "A" begins to be deeply interpreted (foreign songs are optional, preferably lyrical "I am a big girl" for reference)

Bow deeply after singing, bow again, bow again-

"C" Go forward: It's time, it's time!

Xu: (gentle woman tone) You? Oh, my God!

"C": Grandpa X, I'd better call you sister! Take the bamboo board!

Pick up the bamboo board and practice:

As soon as the bamboo board rings, it pops.

I give the company a compliment.

* * The real name of the boss *

In the 1990s, we started a business and built a factory.

Recruit troops and forge ahead bravely.

Look at that:

The red flag in the sky is red.

Listen to this:

The drums of struggle ring in winter and winter.

Look at that:

Chimneys in the factory area are clustered together.

Listen to this:

The working machine is buzzing.

Look at that:

Cool and heroic.

Listen to this:

Loud singing and vibration.

Hey ~

The leader's vision is really advanced.

Quick-witted.

At the same time, do not forget to pay attention to production.

At the same time, don't forget to earn dollars.

Up and down is a heart.

Good performance every day.

Qi Xin and Qi Xin work together to move forward.

The development of the company is getting better every year.

Now I come every Spring Festival.

Get together and have fun.

It's generous to raise a glass to make a speech.

Will you make great achievements in the coming year?

In the coming year, we will also make great achievements!

X: Oh, brother, I worship you. Please sign!

Everyone pointed out: who to choose, who to choose, who to choose.

X: who do I love?

Everyone says: Who do you love?

X: who do you love?

At the end of the song, the "general manager" came out and made a short comment and impromptu speech!

2- Job Fair

Scene:

A table, two chairs, and the sign on the table says "Recruitment".

Actor design:

The human resources manager is a man.

The applicant is a man and a woman.

Script:

Wang Dabao: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I'm champion Wang Dabao. Building a factory through science and technology is the most important thing, and talents are definitely indispensable. I wrote a commitment letter. I will take care of the recruitment, and I will be negligent. My name is Wei Xiaobao tomorrow. Alas, I didn't sleep in the middle of the night after receiving this order! Ten years ago, who dared to think that college students could come to our factory? Now, the college students in our factory say that I love Guanxing Factory, sincerely stand in my post and willingly sweat for Guanxing Factory! (after sitting down)

Li Gang: Ten years of bitter cold window, but now plum blossoms are fragrant. The favored son of heaven came to earth and covered half the sky with his hand. Now I'm looking for a job, not a leader. I can't do it, and the salary is not high. No Go in and have a look. (knocking at the door)

Wang Dabao: Please come in.

Li gang pushed open the door.

Wang Dabao: Hello, welcome to Guanxing.

Li Gang: Gee, this office is really nice! It seems that this unit can't be wrong.

Wang Dabao: Of course, it can't be wrong. It's earned by all the workers in the factory! Do you know what our factory was like ten years ago?

Li Gang: I don't know! How did I know ten years ago? I didn't graduate from primary school ten years ago. At that time, I slept and wet the bed!

Wang Dabao: Ouch! You call this a long stream of water! Let me introduce our factory to you! Our factory was established on1October 26th, 1999, 10, taking the road of independent innovation and holding the banner of reform and opening up. No matter what, our factory has undergone earth-shaking changes, take going to work for example! In the past, all the employees in the factory crowded those broken cars to work every day. I remember one time, when I went to work, as soon as the bus left, I chased it and shouted "Master, Master, wait for me". A man stuck his head out of the window and said to me, "Wukong, stop chasing, wait for the next trip."

Li Gang: It's all in the past. Just forget it． What position can I hold in your company now, section chief or manager?

Wang Dabao: The section chief and the manager, alas, their houses are really empty. Why don't you go to their house and see if you can do it?

Li Gang: Cadres? Why do you ask me if I can? If you were a cadre, you would do it. Not if you're not a cadre!

Wang Dabao: Look at this classmate, run along the road, cross three corners and pass four corners, and you will arrive, opposite 30 1!

Li Gang: This man is really nice. He knows how to respect future leaders. (patting Wang Dabao on the shoulder) You have such a future. Don't worry, I won't be wrong. Goodbye.

Ligangxia

Wang Dabao: This student is too proud to be needed by Guanxing Enterprise. Guan Xing's leaders are one in a hundred, doing practical things for employees and seeking welfare.