B: Hello, audience friends!
A: First of all, I want to say hello to the male compatriots present today.
B: Then why?
A: Because I found that the applause of male compatriots was more enthusiastic!
B: Since you say so, I'd like to pay tribute to the lesbians present.
Then why?
B: Because lesbians' applause lasts longer!
A: It's warm. It is free to express your feelings.
B: Lasting. Show deep affection.
A: Male compatriots laugh so generously. Ha ha ha, how charming!
B: Let's just say that lesbians are so fashionable when they smile. Hehehe, even wrinkles are not long!
Hey, why don't you agree with me today?
B: Well, what do you think of today's opposition?
A: Well, today I will speak my mind on behalf of the majority of male compatriots.
B: So I can speak for many lesbians.
A: Boys and girls, I want to say yes, but don't forget to cheer me up.
B: Lesbians, if I'm right, don't forget to applaud me.
A: It doesn't matter if you have a hoarse voice. I have a golden voice and a throat treasure.
My palm hurts. Don't worry, I have Liubizhi toothpaste.
Will that work?
B: A little rubbing will also help.
A: Come on, gay men's minds are like rivers.
What is a river? A woman's heart is like the sea, and rivers always flow into the sea.
A: The spirit of that male compatriot is like the ocean.
B: The boldness of female compatriots is like cattle, but bigger than sheep. You know that very well.
A: Let's just say that man is like a towering mountain, motionless.
B: Let's just say that women are hardworking and stupid men who dig mountains.
A: In this way, a man is a stone. I can't dig if I want to.
Let's just say that a woman is a drop of water.
That man is a big ship. No matter how big your water is, you can't cross the boat.
B: Let me put it this way, female prime minister. Can the Prime Minister hold a boat in his stomach?
Why do you always speak for women?
That's what I said. What are you going to do with me?
A: Madam must be sitting at the bottom.
You are talking nonsense. When my wife is sitting below, I will speak for women. My mother-in-law doesn't even know who it is.
A: Men are mobile phones. You know you should have listened to him as soon as you heard the name.
B: Women are BBs. When BBs calls, your mobile phone has to respond obediently.
A: Men are TV.
B: Women are remote controls.
A: Men are DVD players.
B: Women are remote controls.
A: Men are roosters.
B: Women are remote controls.
Can this be remotely controlled?
B: Modern chickens, no matter what you are, will be angry with you.
Why do you always preach male chauvinism?
Just to overcome your male chauvinism.
A: Now women are treated well enough.
B: What's the preferential treatment?
A: Look, there are seats for pregnant women on that bus.
Open your eyes and see clearly. Pregnant women's seats are often filled with old men who are not sensible.
A: Then on Women's Day, women will have an extra day off.
B: I asked for leave that day to go back and cook for those lazy people.
A: Men have men's specialties.
B: Women have the characteristics of women.
A: Men pursue the beauty of masculinity.
B: women are good at being soft and firm.
A: Then why can't the women's football team win the championship in the Olympic Games? Just because one person is missing from the football team.
B: Then why can't the men's soccer team even enter Asia? Just because 1 1 women missed the game.
A: Men are better.
B: Just count the women's bars.
A: Men like to drink two glasses when they are angry, but they don't make trouble after drinking.
B: Women like shopping when they are angry, but it's free.
A: When a man is afraid, his eyes are wide open.
B: When women are afraid, they are so charming when their eyes are closed.
A: When that person was desperate, what he thought was that I should be strong and live.
B: When a woman is desperate, she will say, "How can I live?" Actually, everything is going well.
A: Men are strong.
B: Women live long.
A: You can talk about the person in love. All the young men hugged the girl's waist. If the young man wants to give up at this time, it is estimated that this love will lose weight.
B: Oh ~ ... Look at those who leave early, all of them are old ladies holding the old man, and the old man walks like this ... If the old lady gives up, the old man will lose more than love.
A: No matter what you say, men are better than women.
B: Women are better than men anyway.
A: Let's talk about acting. This person is Song Yu.
That woman is Chen Juan.
A: The man has Lu Bu.
Woman is the story of dixin.
This man has Li Longji.
That woman is Yang Yuhuan.
This man has Wang Jinlong.
That woman is Susan.
A: The man is Ximen Qing.
That woman is Pan Jinlian ... Wait a minute, those two are not good birds, they are both people.
A: Actually, men can't live without women.
B: Let's just say that women can't live without men.
Men like to race with bulls.
Women like a good life.
A: Men appreciate women's makeup posture best.
B: What women are most interested in is the speed at which men make money. This is a test to see if you are sincere.
A: Between cleverness and beauty, men usually pay attention to beauty, but pay more attention to cleverness.
B: Between money and character, women value character, but the more money, the better.
A: When in love, women like to say that men are stupid.
B: After being emotional, men like to say that women are good.
A: Men often say, honey, it's good to have you.
B: Women always say that you were really bad when you died.
A: For all women, I love you is the last thing they hear in their lives.
B: For some men, who do I love that is a lifelong problem?
A: Actually, a woman is like a cup of tea. You should not only drink, but also taste.
B: Actually, a man is a car. You can not only drive it, but also repair it.
A: Actually, most men think so. If only I were an artificial satellite, I could travel in space at will.
B: All women are thinking, if I were the earth, how wonderful it would be. You must travel by my side.
A: Men want every woman to be like Athena and Mona Lisa.
B: Women want every man to be like Obama and Alexander.
A: Women are the world of mortals.
Men are like yellow sand.
A: There is yellow sand in the world of mortals.
B: Men and women have a home.
H: thank you!