2. In high school, we are as busy as grandchildren, but we can still be as happy as SB; In college, we idled around, but we couldn't find the happiness of being a grandson. ...
When we first went to college, we watched Struggle and Desire. When we hesitate, we look at who is in charge of my youth. Just when we were about to be suddenly enlightened, a humble abode shot us all to death. In despair, we watched 20 12 and suddenly became calm. What house to buy? It will collapse sooner or later!
4, 20 12 If the ground didn't crack, the building didn't fall down, the toilet didn't explode, and passers-by didn't run, I would walk into the marriage hall with the person I love on 20 13, 1.4 (forever love you), a big day that is hard to find!
5. Bachelor degree or above, master degree or above, doctor degree or above, postdoctoral degree or above? If you are brave enough, you will be a warrior in two years, a strong man in five years and a martyr in seven years. The country will introduce a saint, two years of bronze, five years of silver and seven years of gold.
Time is the best teacher, but it's a pity-in the end, he killed all the students. ...
7. The motherland has not been reunified, so I am not in the mood to review. ...
8. Review = fail, review = fail, so review+no review = fail+fail, improve the common factor, (1+ no) review = (no+1) fail, which is probably a score, so review = fail. Shit, the truth is born. ...
9. This semester is coming to an end. Everyone sang with me: "My family lives on a high loess slope, and the wind blows over the slope. Both Chris Lee and Yico Zeng are my brothers. . . My family lives on the high loess slope, and the sun walks on the slope. Whether it's brother Bai Chun or brother Zeng, bless me to pass or not! " !
10, women in the new century: enter the hall, go out of the kitchen, write codes, find anomalies, kill Trojans, climb over the fence, drive a good car, afford a new house, beat mistresses and beat hooligans. ...
1 1. Men in the new century: sleeping on the floor, living in the corridor, kneeling on the main board, mending clothes, eating leftovers, paying prescriptions, taking care of children, raising girls, enduring loneliness and striving to be the wolf. ...
12, 19 1 1, only capitalism can save China; 1949, only socialism can save China; 1979, only capitalism can save China; 1989, only China can save socialism; In 2009, only China could save capitalism; 20 12, only China can save the world.
13, there is such a person. If you text him, he will call you back immediately. Day or night. There is such a person, you ask him, he will listen to you, you don't want to talk to him, and he won't bother you with text messages anymore. He is 10086.
14, even if you believe there is a lie in the middle, even if you are a friend, it will inevitably end, even if you are a lover, it will eventually end, even if you are a Fet, you must get it first. Even if you have a wife, there is a if in your heart. ...
15, handsome and with a car, that's chess; It is the bank that has money and housing; Have a sense of responsibility and justice, that is Altman; Altman, who plays chess in the bank, is handsome, has a car, money and a house, and has a sense of responsibility and justice.
16, Penguin GG went on a date with Penguin MM. Penguin GG kept looking around ... left and right ... left and right ... Penguin MM came and saw Penguin GG like this. I was angry! A slap in the face came and scolded: "You fucking think you are logging in to QQ!"
17. At present, the ratio of male to female population in China is 1 16.9: 100 (). So male compatriots should work hard, or you will be 16.9! ! . Girls should work harder, or even 16.9 won't be your turn! !
18, the rear wheel fell in love with the front wheel, but knew that she could never be with her, so she kissed every inch of land she rolled.
19. According to statistics, in The Complete Works of Doraemon, Daxiong was beaten by Pang Hu 173 times, scolded by his teacher 60 times, scolded by his mother 327 times, bitten by a dog 23 times and fell into a ditch 14 times. This shows how optimistic Daxiong is to live, and I will definitely face the immediate difficulties. ...
20. Tongji University teacher: "Don't worry, boys of grade 08, your future wives are still jumping in middle school ... Successful people are older than their spouses on average 12 years old, so many of your future wives are still jumping up in the first grade of primary school. So now is someone else's wife ... "
2 1. It is said that when a company recruits, it will randomly throw away half of the resumes it receives, because their recruitment philosophy is "We don't want unlucky people."
22. In fact, the names of BTchina and VeryCD foreshadow the trend of the event: "It's fucked to change to China.
23. "So you are the legendary 290? ! ""What is 290? " "290 equals 250+38+2" ...
24. When China is strong, all foreigners will be required to take CET-4 and CET-6! Classical Chinese is so simple that all questions are answered with a brush, which is very cheap for them and annoying for me. Everyone has a knife and a tortoise shell, and Oracle Bone Inscriptions is engraved on it. The topic of the thesis is on Theory of Three Represents. The listening is all Jay Chou's songs, and nunchakus has only been heard once. Reading comprehension is about Zhouyi. The oral test requires singing Peking Opera, and the experiment includes jiaozi!