A famous person once said: People who write autobiographies for themselves are disgusting. I don't care anymore. I even want to upload it online. It's really disgusting, just like that sister-in-law That celebrity is the focus of attention. His name is Han Han.

Others are like mirrors, through which you can see yourself. Jun Z is, although he has some ingredients-there is a saying: you didn't ... take pictures yourself. Z Jun came to take my picture.

Z Jun said that I was bad, that I was shameless and had no self-esteem. Yes (I want to punctuate with question marks here, but I can think it over a little, so I'd better give Z Jun an integral. ) I can yell "I am a bastard!" Don't blush or jump. Then calm down in the ridicule and contempt of others. Because I have a point: things will come true through your mouth and my mouth. For example, just say, I said I was a bastard. If I say I'm an asshole, I'm really an asshole-then I feel so happy. Don't I have the magic of God? If this is really possible, the first sentence I say must be "cancel the exam-oriented education." Of course, you can also use the word "asshole" to criticize others, provided that he has the conditions described. I don't have this condition, so what I just said is just nonsense.

Z jun changed his position and said. "You are a bitch!" So nosy. Yes (this is my second meager sensibilities. ) when I'm full, I will provoke him, oppose him, and let him summon the heroes and accuse me of everything. It made people blush and have a thick neck until class, and they chattered and drank a few mouthfuls of cold water. In fact, it's just some trivial things: he took his younger brother to revolt and signed a new life teacher. I saw him covered with a quilt, but I still tried to turn the fan up to the maximum. As a result, the teacher turned off the fan and criticized and educated him. I can't accept it. Z Jun came to woo me to support his plan, but I refused and cursed him from the teacher's standpoint. This caused his best friend to hate me. Great, I am a fish out of water. But I think I'm still human.

I'm satisfied now. I'm showing off. I predict that I will receive criticism from netizens from all directions that I am too narcissistic.

postscript

Of course, my prediction is wrong, and this is the best ending.

autobiography

My name is Orfila, and I am 14 years old. I am now studying in Tongshan Experimental Middle School.

I am short and thin. I like watching TV very much, especially cartoons. In the first day of junior high school, the first thing to do when I go home every day is to turn on the TV and watch cartoons. After watching TV, I do my homework and then have dinner. After dinner, I watched martial arts movies, and finally I went to bed. Of course, playing is also indispensable. After school, I will play football with my friends and sometimes I will play table tennis. But now many people have moved away, and my friends are getting fewer and fewer. I have no choice but to read and watch TV at home alone. I go shopping by bike occasionally. Now it is even more impossible to play in the third grade, and I have to study at home every day.

In terms of study, I got the best grades in math, the worst grades in Chinese, and the average grades in physics and English. Chemistry is a new course, and I will learn it well. I have done well in math since primary school, but the opposite is true in Chinese. English in grade one is ok, but it has dropped in grade two. The results in physics have always been average. My grades in primary school have always been in the top ten. Only once did junior high school fail to enter the top ten, and the rest were admitted every time. I still have great confidence in my study.

This is me, the humble me in people's eyes.