Introducing ourselves to others is a common thing in our life. How can I introduce myself? Name, gender, place of origin, date of birth, hobbies, advantages and disadvantages, resume ... If they are all written in the same way, people will often feel bored. And some celebrities' short autobiographies (also known as "self-introduction") are written very freely and easily, with different styles and postures; Language humor is subtle, humorous, thought-provoking and meaningful ... it makes people say it is wonderful, but at the same time, it will also think that "self-introduction" can also be written like this. ...

(A meaningful "sub-summary" style-Nobel, a great scientist in science, introduced himself.

Alfred. Nobel: A kind doctor should have ended his troubled life when he was born.

Main virtues: always innocent and not binding others.

Main shortcomings: never married, grumpy, indigestion.

Only wish: don't be buried alive.

The biggest sin: disrespect for ghosts and gods.

Important deeds: None. Is this not enough or redundant? In our time, what can be called "important deeds"? There are about1000000000000000 suns running in this small vortex of the universe called the Milky Way, but if the sun knew how big the whole Milky Way is, it would be ashamed of its smallness.

(B) Self-deprecating prose style-Lao She introduced herself as a "people's artist"

Shu Sheyu, whose real name is Lao She, is 40 years old and his face is yellow. Born in Beiping, he lost his father at the age of 3, which can be described as fatherless. In the school year, the emperor did not exist, so there was no monarch. No father, no gentleman, special filial piety to my mother, bourgeois benevolence has not been swept away. Young people read 3000 and don't ask for much. After normal school, I laid the foundation of being a teacher. And strong, living everywhere, teaching as a career, it is difficult to make a fortune; Every time you buy a lottery ticket, you are proud of winning the last prize, which shows that you are willing to be cold and cheap. At the age of 27, I am angry and write a book. I don't know anything about scientific philosophy. It's no big deal to write a novel to make everyone laugh. 34-year-old, married, now has a woman and a man, all very clever and gratifying. I like to grow flowers in my spare time, but there is nothing I can do about it. Whenever there are leaves and no flowers, I am reluctant to give up. Read everything, get nothing, and don't worry. Teaching and doing things are very serious, and I often have no regrets when I suffer losses. If so, living for another 40 years may be a bit promising!

(C) humorous "three-character classic" style-self-introduction by famous people.

Middle school students, associate professors. Bo is not good, but he is not an expert. Although famous, it is not enough. Neither high nor low. Paralyzed to the "left" and sent to the "right". The face is slightly round and the skin is too thick. When the wife dies, there is no queen. The loss is fresh, but the illness remains the same. Sixty-six, not longevity. Babaoshan, getting together. If you plan to be born within the year, you will be ugly. The body stinks with the name.

(4) Self-report of stand-up crosstalk-introduction of famous crosstalk artist Ma.

My name is Ma Lisan. Stand three times, stand up and be knocked down; Stand up and be knocked down; Finally stand up again (I hope I won't be knocked down again). My name is wrong; It is also a curse and a blessing.

I am 85 years old and weigh 86 Jin. I will be 86 years old next year and weigh 85 Jin.

I am thin, but I am not sick. From small to large, from big to old, the weight does not exceed 100 kg.

Now, I can kick my ass and do a few squats by kicking my feet backwards. Bend forward and stick out your feet. Half black and half white hair. I have good teeth. I can eat cucumbers and raw carrots. Other old people and old ladies are envious of me.

We finally caught up with a good year. Thank you * * *, thank you for the Third Plenary Session. I won't talk about it. It's obvious there What I can say is not as good as what I can read. Without the Third Plenary Session, I would definitely still be working in the rural area of Beizhakou.

In fact, farming is not a bad thing, but I can't carry it on my shoulders and my hands. The production team leader said: horses, pulling carts, cutting wheat, and digging ditches are not acceptable. Why don't you go to the scene and help the women do something, stick chicken or something ... Oh, no, not even a woman.

Needless to say, sometimes it helps. The production team has a big meeting and people always arrive unevenly. The captain announced on the loudspeaker: there will be a meeting tonight. Before the meeting, Ma will tell a stand-up comedy. Right away, everyone is here.

(5) Humor and ridicule-the self-introduction of Fang Cheng, a famous cartoonist.

Fang Cheng, I don't know who it is. My ancestral home is Zhongshan County, Guangdong Province, but I was born in Beijing, and I speak Beijing dialect. He calls himself Fang, but both his father and son are surnamed Sun. Not a painter, a painter. Member of China Artists Association, but studying papers in chinese chemical society. He has been engaged in political cartoons all his life and has been criticized many times for not caring about politics.

(6) Implicit and humorous prose style-Jia Pingwa, a famous contemporary writer, introduces himself.

Jia, Pingwa, no word and no number. Empress "Pingwa" is the ideal of success; I write "flat and concave" and face up to the rugged. The change of a word and the different homographs can be seen in the mood of two generations. Born on February 2 1, 1953, my mother didn't see a dream star in her arms during pregnancy, and there was no auspicious cloud to cover the house during childbirth. My grandmother never talked about myths when she was a child, and teenagers were not allowed to be influenced by family heirloom art. How can our generation be rich and developed with three generations of ordinary people? Originally from Feng Dan, Shaanxi Province, it is actually a deep valley and wild depression; All the grains are long but not abundant, and the mountains are high and delicate. After ten years away from home, I returned to my hometown, because I didn't want to return home dressed in rags, so I didn't feel ashamed to see my elders in Jiangdong. Read first, then farm; Read again, then literature; Suffering from sincerity, unable to pursue career; It is difficult to save if you are not good at words; It's nonsense to scratch the pen and wipe the ink. If you ask those published books, they are all rotten things, how dare you list them here? That's all.

(7) Simple and fresh entry style-Qiong Yao, a famous female writer in Taiwan Province, introduced herself.

Born in Hunan, weighing 49 kg,1born on April 6, 938, is a tiger with type O blood. No smoking, no drinking. Do not like sports. I like purple, winter, late at night and Liu Ding. A quirk is not liking being photographed by strangers. The basic character is competitive and indomitable. I must try what others think I can't do.