1. Teacher, just follow the old lady \x0d\2. Donor, you hit the old woman \x0d\3 "Really?" Ning Yuxi smiled: "Do you know what is the most painful thing in life?" \x0d "Male impotence, female infertility." \x0d\4。 Sometimes, everything is false except lies ... \x0d\5. Charming, upright and upright \x0d\6. I am not a casual person, and I am not a person when I am casual. \x0d\7。 Clear water without fish, invincible \ x0d \ x0d \ love you crisp, love you hemp, love you limp and numb! \x0d\9。 Don't pretend to be b, pretend to be struck by lightning! \x0d\ 10 I'm a serious person \x0d\ I'm not a casual person \ x0d \ x0d \ 1+0 I'm an honest man, known as the Thriller,1Yejiro, an honest little husband \ I am not a casual person. \x0d\ 1 1 I am honest and known as the god of pleasure. 1, 7 times a night, honest little husband \x0d\ 12, take a step back to broaden your horizons and be happier. \x0d\ 13 I'm good at it. I'll call you fertilization another day! \x0d\ 16 Do you prefer to rape before killing, kill before raping, or rape while killing \x0d\ 17 She treats this beast better than me! \x0d\ 18 The road ahead is dark. I'm afraid of monsters. Teacher, I am a poor monk to guide you. \x0d\ 19 If you are a fox and I am a hunter, I will definitely chase you. \x0d\ If you are tea, I am boiled water. I will definitely hit on you. \x0d\ If I were a carriage and you were a handlebar, you would definitely drive (marry) me. \x0d\ If I am a silver ticket and you are silver, then I will definitely marry you. \ x0d \ 20 \ 2 1 \ x0d \ 265438 \ 265438 \ 265438 \ 265438 \ 265438 \ 265438 \ 265438 \ 265438 \ 265438 \ 265438； 22 \ 26543; Withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered, withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered, withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered, withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered, withered withered withered withered withered withered withered withered \x0d\24 Our friendship is very "pure". There is a big bed in the kitchen. \x0d\26 "Holding the musket, Lin Wanrong was very happy. Now I have two guns, one for a man and the other for a woman, hehe. "\x0d\27" Eldest brother, you are my man. " Luo Ning was almost suffocated by his kiss, and her heart was pleasantly surprised. She struggled for a while, her eyes were slightly open, and her emotions were blurred. Lotus mouth gently vomited and said, \x0d\ "Huh? What? "Immersed in the sweet general Lin paused, but my mind didn't react. His intuition told him that something was wrong. \x0d\ Ronin also remembered that his words were wrong. I punched him in shame and whispered, "It's all your fault. You always let me put my foot in my mouth. Big brother, I am your man. " \x0d\28 You are my teacup, so I can hold you in the palm of my hand. \x0d\29 When no one loves you, you should learn to love yourself. \x0d\30 considerate clothes \ x0d \ 38+0 You may not believe it, but Lin Wanrong shook her head and sighed. I don't believe it myself. I negotiated with a female official in South Korea yesterday. \x0d\ drank some water and wine, and vaguely felt that a woman had come to take off my clothes. I tried to defend my chastity. Just-there are tears in Lin's eyes; \x0d\ As the saying goes, it is hard for a brave man to sharpen his fist when he is defeated by his mistress. Under my full efforts, my strength failed, and I finally lost some extremely precious seeds! ! \x0d\32 My upper body is used for thinking. . The lower body is used to support thinking. ! ! \x0d\33 Beating is love and scolding. . Love to the extreme ~! ! ! \x0d\34 people are awesome if they don't hide, but invincible if they splash \x0d\35 Brother Lin, do you have a lover? The third brother said shyly, not yet. \x0d\36 In those days, you peed ten feet against the wind, but now your shoes are wet by the wind. That's what happened. Have my manners, hey hey! ! \x0d\37 What aphrodisiac do you want? \x0d\ My third brother standing there is the best aphrodisiac! \x0d\38 "I also know that I am too honest to play politics." Xu Wei shook his head and sighed, looking very straight. \x0d\39 He's from the emperor's side. This roar is terrible. Shopkeeper was shocked, his legs trembled and he stammered, "Officer, officer, forgive me-""x0d" you! ! "Mr. Gao was furious, slapped the table, blew his beard and stared," What's the excuse? Who do you take me for? ! Lao Tzu is serving people with virtue, and serving people with virtue-do you understand? ! "\x0d\ people who are more shameless than me have finally appeared! Lin's adult next to him was so grateful that he couldn't wait to hold Mr. Gao's hand and laugh three times. \x0d\40 Xu Wei's words are sincere, and Lin Wanrong was greatly moved: "Helping others is the foundation of happiness, even if I sacrifice my own color, I have no regrets. Tell me, Mr Xu, when will you start? " \x0d\4 1 I don't know who designed the hair style for the White Lotus Sect, but pretend to be an Arab ... \ x0d \ 42 You don't want to think about it. If I really did something with her, I couldn't even plug in the door. Do you want to catch it specially? I'm always cautious ... \x0d\ Oh no, I've always opposed this kind of thing, very much. \x0d\43 A real woman walks out of the hall, into the kitchen and onto the bed! \x0d\44 This kind of Lao Xu Thought is really unhealthy. Before I finished, he thought he had made a mistake. Disdaining Xu Wei, Lin Wanrong said awkwardly, "Mr. Xu, where do you want to go?" \x0d\ I just gave her a present, and nothing happened. Miss Xu and I are very pure. " \x0d "Very pure?" Xu Wei's face suddenly became a little disappointed: "Why don't you get along-oh, no, I mean, why don't you spend your birthday with her?" Oh, what happened to your forehead? Are you hurt? "\x0d\45 it's good to be a man! \x0d\46 I also hate premarital sex. It is others, not myself, who are disgusted. \x0d\47 Lin Wanrong sighed and said with emotion, "Ning Er, I didn't realize it until now. My thoughts are too old-fashioned and conservative. I want to keep up with you in time. "\x0d\48 Wow, how can you look at me like that? \x0d\49 There are many things you can't do in this world, such as ants can't marry elephants, turtles can't race with rabbits, and brother-in-law can't sleep with sister-in-law -\ x0d \ 50 Lin San said: You should communicate more on weekdays, otherwise you will take off your clothes and turn off the lights at night, and you really won't know who is who. I just want to remember you in the 10 century. By the 1 1 century, I will be a stone that knows nothing \x0d\52 When a man says that a man is cute, he is almost like a pervert \x0d\53 Oh, no, no! " Suddenly, a figure rushed out of Xieci, hugging her delicate body tightly, and two big hands covered her chest intentionally or unintentionally: "Miss Xu, how can you be upset if you have something to say?" Hey, you have two big steamed buns on you! " \x0d "Let me go!" Xu Changjin shivered in his heart and quickly twisted his body: "My Lord, let me go, please let me go quickly!" \x0d\ "If you have something to say, why did you throw yourself into the river? Why throw yourself into the river and bring steamed bread? "Lin Wanrong put her arms around her and rubbed slightly. Xu Changjin snorted and blushed. "My Lord, I won't throw myself into the river. You misunderstood, misunderstood. " \x0d\ "misunderstanding? "Lin Wanrong gave her a confused look:" No! It is clear that two steamed buns are about to cause a bloody case. From the eyes I saved countless people, you must have the impulse to throw yourself into the river. Why else do you hug me so tightly? " \x0d\ Xu Changjin's face is on fire and annoyed. Why did you falsely accuse me when you obviously hugged me? "My Lord, I just want to break a willow tree, not throw it into the river!" Xu Changjin was so shy that he lowered his head and whispered, "Please let me go quickly. After a long time, Xiao's carriage bumped badly. A woman whispered from the carriage, "Hey, what are you doing?"? You are forcing me. " \x0d\ Another man's voice sounded: "Oh, I'm sorry, the car is too bumpy. I didn't mean to. Hey, what's this soft one? Wow. Here's another one? "x0d \" You, get down! "Cried the two women in the carriage together. \x0d\56 Good Kung Fu comes out \x0d\ Good figure comes out \x0d\57 people, all from B ~ ~ (pun intended) \x0d\58 Lao Zi, I sat on my arm and became deranged \x0d\ Lin San is a typical animal whose lower body dominates the upper body [Liu Xiahui sat on my arm without a deranged story] \ x0. "\x0d\60 people look at clothes, horses and saddles and want to look beautiful. What should I say about you? Why are you so handsome? \x0d\6 1 Here you are. I have to leave in advance. Mr. Gao, give me the fastest BMW. I'm going out to pee -\ x0d \ 62 "Oh? Baby, do you remember what I told you last time? If someone speaks ill of me, you should lower your hearing a hundred times, because nine times out of ten it is false. If you say I'm good, you have to listen to it a thousand times, because it's true. "\x0d\63 I just did an oral temperature test experiment with Miss Luo at high temperature. Don't take it seriously. We are affectionate and stop at the ceremony. \x0d\64 So when can I grow as big as my sister here? "The little girl looked at him for a long time, and finally spoke, and asked shyly. \x0d\ "Oh, um, is the big lady big? "Lin Wanrong was in a cold sweat. Fortunately, Miss Er met a virtuous person like me. Otherwise, the big miss ate YaBaKui, in Fiona Fang must be required to live in an apartment for a long time. It's much bigger than mine. "Miss Moore said shyly," but not as big as my mother. "\x0d\65 is really cheap. It is really cheap. It's beautiful. . \x0d\66 How do you feel about me? \x0d\ Very big, very big! ! \x0d\67 You, what do you want to rob-"Wan Tao surplus exclaimed. \x0d\ Lin Wanrong said with a frivolous smile: \ I want to rob you! \ \x0d\68 "You don't need to understand. Alas, I'm really tired today and feel a little hurt. "Teacher luo, let's hug. Very pure. This is a comfort. "\x0d\ Supplement: The education of 69 children is really a big problem. Even if knowledge is the master of heaven and earth, it is difficult to understand cause and effect. Lin Wanrong suddenly raised her vigilance. I'm going to be a father. Don't give birth to a son who is worse than me, that will be miserable! \x0d\70 "makes sense. "The little girl nodded and looked at Lin Wanrong and said," I didn't expect you to be a profiteer. "\x0d\" Do you see my advantages so quickly? " Lin Wanrong "surprised" way: "I thought I hid it well, alas, I am still too sharp. As the saying goes, there is wood in the forest, and the wind will destroy it. It seems that it's time to review yourself. "\x0d\7 1 back to the old Dong Gu, as Dong Qiaoqiao said, Dong Rende and Dong Qingshan, the father and son, stared at the glistening silver, and their greedy eyes fully proved that people evolved from animals. Look, these are all for you! This coat, this pair of trousers, and this pair of socks-alas, Miss Xu, don't go, I haven't finished yet-"\ x0d \ 73 I woke up briskly in this beautiful spring morning, and \ x0d \ dreamed that some clothes were missing! \x0d\ but now I remember that night, that storm, \x0d\ children are happy! \x0d\74 Lin Wanrong was overjoyed and grabbed his sleeve: "Great. Brother Gao, take me there quickly. My ladies are waiting for my bridal chamber inside. " \x0d\ Mr. Gao frowned and looked embarrassed: "Brother, I won't help you, but this is really a state-owned law. Our Wulin places also have their own small rivers and lakes. Especially an expert like me. It is famous in the rivers and lakes and admired by thousands of people. Once the story of going through the wall spreads, isn't it to be laughed at by the whole world? " \x0d\ Lin Wanrong's eyes blink, a wall can be pulled out so many ways, and self-esteem and pride are rampant. It seems that our skin is still too thin. \ x0d \ "- I can't do it myself at fifty, but-"Mr. Gao's tone suddenly changed:" I can't help it if others help you. Wait a minute, brother-"took two hard. Two men rushed out of the dark corner in the distance, with a long ladder on their shoulders. When the two men approached, they leaned the long ladder against the wall. Teacher Gao gave it a try and was very energetic. Then he nodded with satisfaction: "It is safe and convenient to use this, which is hundreds of times better than showing off your skills, and you don't violate the ban. Brother, you are just robbing others. " * * *, Lin Wanrong bullet, if you can go back alive this time, be sure to give it to Xu Wench. \x0d\ Lao Xu picked up a bargain. He picked up such a powerful son-in-law for nothing. It is estimated that he will laugh in his dream in the middle of the night. \x0d\76 Lin Wanrong walked to the door with a smile and suddenly turned around and said, "Miss Qin, let me ask you a question." \x0d\ Qin Xianer nodded and said \ Go ahead. \ \x0d\ "Teacher Qin, can you sing eighteen tricks? "Lin Wanrong wobbly said with a smile. \x0d\ Qin Xianer: ". . . . . . "\x0d\77 Mama of, must the prince ride a white horse? Maybe it's Tang Priest. \x0d\78 If you have been in a relationship for a long time, are you still scratching \x0d\79 and being caught eating someone else's sister? He had no intention of repentance at all, and boasted, "I didn't do anything." Miss Er and I are doing a research work. Let's see if they all hold their breath. Who can last longer? " \x0d\80 took his hand and said softly, \ Lin San, will you miss me outside? "I will only think of you at some point." Lin Wanrong said with a smile. Miss Er's eyes were red and her nose was sore, and she was about to get angry, but she continued to listen to him:-I breathed \x0d\8 1, bah, when the fuck did I become a gentleman? This profession is too noble for me. I am passionate by nature. God, how did I get this terminal disease? ! \x0d\83 "Wrong door?" Lin Wanrong hey hey smiled: "Impossible, I have always been pervasive! There is no problem of entering the wrong door! " Mrs \x0d\ couldn't understand his code words, shook her head and said firmly, "We are in the back garden." \x0d\84 Soaked in the hot spring, closed my eyes and slept for a while, feeling in high spirits, so I carefully scrubbed the clothes thrown by the fairy. \x0d\ wanted to think, although I have reached the state of returning to nature, Ning Xian has not realized that I am naked, but I have suffered a big loss. -clothes or put on first! \ x0d \ 85 \ 85 \ 85 \ 86 \ x0d \ 86 \ 86 \ 87 \ 87 \ 87 \ 87 \ 87 \ 87 \ 87 \ 87 \ 87 87 87 87 87 87 87 87 87 87 87 87 87 87 87. \x0d\88 A gentleman loves color and gets what he likes, but loses what he likes, and his penis is rotten. You know, brother, I have always been an introvert. Every time I come back from the eight hutongs, I feel guilty for hours. \x0d\90 Brother Gao, did you really take her back? ! How to do this? It is illegal to rob civilians by force. Didn't we agree to convince people with virtue? Oh, no, I haven't made the bed yet! \x0d\9 1 You are my whole heart, my liver and three-quarters of my son. How can I abandon you? "\x0d\ when so disgusting, where come of the proud and shy big miss bear. She looked at him with rosy cheeks and watery eyes and bowed her head slightly. She said, "It's disgusting, it's terrible, don't say it again, you can remember it" \x0d\ 92 "Sister, just call it purity, ok? Didn't you seduce me on purpose? "\x0d\93 He sighed heavily, dropped his pen on the map, drew a circle hard, sucked the milk hard, drew a sharp fork in that circle, and penetrated the back of the paper! Everyone saw the place clearly, held their breath, their pupils kept expanding, their faces turned white and red, their bonuses turned white and their sweat rolled down. "What a powerful ooxx! ! "Mr. Gao exclaimed," Brother Lin, where is this? "\x0d\94 Alas, if there is no love, where can there be hate? This is the depth of love, and there will be a desire to hate. I have a deep understanding \x0d\95 "Uncle, have you ever seen a beautiful young lady who is so tall and wears a coupling skirt passing by here? Oh, that lady looks perfect for me-""x0d "psycho! There's plenty for you in the kiln ahead! " \x0d\96 "impossible! ! ! You can say that, mother-in-law, why do you want to get in the way when you know I'm having an affair with two ladies? If I really can only marry a young lady, should I rob my eldest sister-in-law or my younger sister? " \x0d\97 "When the clothes are used up during the day, Huanglong will return to the stream." \x0d\98 "If you miss it, it will become a lifelong regret, and then it will be a hundred years old." \x0d\99 consummation? Lin Wanrong exclaimed: "Sister, I am still young, my body is not mature, and I am not prepared physically and psychologically. Can you leave me alone for a moment? \x0d\ AnBiRu looked him up and down, charming smile: "Small, where is it? I've never seen you so big. \x0d\ 100 "It's delicious, Xianer. You're great. Let's play a new trick tonight. Hey, sister shifu, let's have soup together. Xianer, give me a bite, and give the master another bite. -Sister, what do you think? How about this, Xianer? Give the master a bite and give me another bite. " \x0d\ 10 1 "The knowledge of picking flowers is great. Let's say there are many kinds of postures, back picking, down picking, up picking, and three people picking together. That's great. We can talk when we are free. " \x0d\ "Three people together? Is this flower picking divided into two people and three people? I think one person is enough! "\x0d\" One-man show really has a unique flavor. Excuse me, do you usually eat bananas with your left hand or right hand? "\x0d\" What is a one-man show? Does it have anything to do with eating bananas? When I eat bananas. I like to hold my hands together-""x0d "Hands together? Oh, what a big banana! I think you have to take a few bites, miss! Talent, come to my house to eat bananas when you are free. There is a big one at home. "\x0d\ 102" Well, it's better not. As you know, I am married. It is very difficult for me to derail occasionally, which is already the limit. " \x0d\ 103 "Alas, life needs more courage than death. So, don't talk about life and death easily. At this parting moment, I have a lot to say to you. How's this? Let's find an inn, open a room, sit down together for tea, chat and talk from the heart. Don't worry, I'm an honest man. I will only do what I love and never do anything crazy. " \x0d\ 104 "It's a pity that you have been with me for so long that I don't even know who I am. I always like the new and hate the old. How can I give up a forest for a big tree? " \x0d\ 105 is helping third brother's side, and I am envious. When will such a good thing happen to me? \x0d\ 106 "If something is destined for me, I will never refuse. Life is like being raped. If you can't resist, it's better to enjoy pleasure. " \x0d\ 107 "Sister Fairy, as I said, you saved my life, and I will never be your enemy again in my life. This is my kindness to you. If you want to kill me, do it. If I frown, your son will have the same surname as me! " \x0d\ 108 "Miss, I was seriously injured this time. It is really difficult to sleep alone at night. Can you comfort me tonight? Hey, your eyes are really impure. Don't think about it, just take care of the wounded, it will be fine. " \x0d\ 109 "Helping others is the foundation of happiness. Even if I sacrifice my own color, I have no regrets. When will you do it? " \x0d\ 1 10 My wife is very capable and can come to my rescue every time. I am more capable, and I found such a capable wife \ x0d \11,a stick! Lin Wanrong gave him a dissatisfied look and warned him deeply: "Brother Gao, you must learn from me, be upright, have ideals, and don't indulge in vulgar tastes!" As the saying goes, there is a road to prostitution at the top of the mountain, and you have to sail in the sea indefinitely. You must understand this profound truth! " \x0d\ 1 12 "I've always been ambitious, and I'm not that interested in beauty. I only have ten wives at home. It's really bad manners to rob a woman. We still have to serve people with virtue, and serve people with virtue! "\x0d\ 1 13 I turned my thoughts on every life into a grain of light sand sprinkled by heaven, so there was a vast Taklimakan! [Classic, it's good to cheat little MM] \x0d\ 1 14 If I am a good Toy Boy, I will raise him. The idea suddenly rose in my heart, but Lin Wanrong got a fright. Which country is this transvestite from? Almost changed my sexual orientation.