Say goodbye to the stone that sank the fish, and naturally Wang Zhaojun, a wild goose, appeared. Of course, as usual, let's take a look at Zhaojun's family first. According to relevant historical records, Wang Zhaojun was born in an ordinary family in Zigui County, Three Gorges of the Yangtze River. It stands to reason that the household registration of this third-tier town is probably not close to the download celebrity fashion circle of samuraisacrament at that time. It is also a coincidence that Comrade Liu Shi, the 40-year-old Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, had a whim and called on the major mainstream media to give a unique talent show for the beautiful women. As a finalist among the top 500 players in China, he got the chance to receive the award certificate from the emperor at that time on the dragon bed. Of course, Wang Zhaojun is quite attractive, and it is normal to be elected to the palace.

When you are called into the palace, you naturally have to learn etiquette. Of course, this is for the servo emperor. In modern terms, it is the reserve cadre in the harem. But our student, Zhao Jun, was born beautiful, but he didn't get the chance to become a frequent visitor. It turns out that our comrade Liu Shi, according to historical records, is a gentle Confucian scholar, that is, a literary youth raised in the palace. The word "literary youth" is far from commendatory even in contemporary times. The power center in the imperial era is taboo for young artists. For example, Li Yu, some fugitives and homeless people, mostly belong to this category.

As a result, our naughty uncle with a small literary mind had a whim after the successful completion of the national audition. The selected beauty is not in a hurry to be summoned. Instead, he ordered Mao Yanshou, a famous painter at that time, to set up a private and exclusive interactive website for marriage and love, and hang selected photos of beautiful women in it. Comrade Liu Shi usually takes a cup of freshly ground coffee, some sugar and a piece of matcha cheese when he gets up, and then opens the website to browse. If he likes, he can place an order with one click. Those beautiful women who are beautifully dressed naturally have the opportunity to see the emperor in bed.

However, it is hard to say how many beautiful women on the Internet are worthy of the name, but Comrade Mao Yanshou, who is in charge of the website, has become a fragrant bun. Originally, the beautiful women selected for the harem got the news that Mao Yanshou had mastered a magical retouching technology-PS through various channels. Even if there are some defects in appearance, such as acne, crow's feet, chloasma, single eyelid and flat nose, you will always see a sexy and playful look whether you carve it with Meitu Xiu Xiu or Beauty Camera. Unfortunately, our classmate Zhao Jun is just an ordinary citizen, not much better than some white people. Naturally, he doesn't have much money on him. He wanted to take care of the painter, so he naturally put it down.

Mao Yanshou didn't understand Zhao, so he was naturally embarrassed. What he has to do next is naturally to tidy up the ability of PS and come to a thorough realism. It turns out that our classmate Zhao Jun, although good-looking, has a congenital defect, that is, shoulder cutting, which is a bit narrow. In fact, any stylist with industry conscience will probably ask customers to put some shoulder pads in their clothes, which will naturally cover up small flaws. Mao Yanshou, on the other hand, put on a big bat costume for Zhao Jun, and then took a photo with a low-quality camera with 300,000 pixels, which actually captured the high and low shoulders alive. Such inferior photos are naturally difficult to get into the eyes of Uncle Liu Shi.

It is worth mentioning that Comrade Liu Shi is crazy about dating websites in personal tailor, but it is not all because he has a literary heart. At the very least, he may be able to insert a piece of Liu Shi's youthful past that he cannot bear to mention. This lush life can be traced back to when Liu Shi was a prince at the age of seventeen or eighteen. At that time, Comrade Liu Shi was also in his prime. Every day, he opens his eyes and sees white clouds fluttering in sunny days. Of course, what makes Liu Shi most proud is that there is also a little friend named Sima on his bed. Unfortunately, this lovely time finally stayed on the tail of youth.

It turns out that Comrade Liu Shi is only seventeen or eighteen after all. People of this age are generally soft-blooded, and I'm afraid there are some action teaching films on the computer hard disk. Of course, our Liu Shi, but the Prince of the East Palace, the real Gao Fushuai, is full of beautiful women, so the observation of teaching films can naturally be omitted. But love is very selfish. When you see your big bed, you are always followed by some strange women. This Sima girl is angry. Sima girl who became angry from embarrassment, also unknown so, secretly tried to be jealous, silently chanting, Liu Shi, Liu Shi, waste my infatuation with you, but you are bent on being Baoyu's brother who lingers among flowers. The girl simply picked up the shelf and began to be Daiyu's sister.

To be Lin Daiyu, it is natural to learn to be depressed first. But most depressed women are short-lived. Our Sima girl is no exception. However, just as she was dying, this Sima girl suddenly threw herself down, poured out the old vinegar in her chest for many years, and choked out malicious words: I am not dead, but actually another concubine, jealous and cursing me for being loved by the prince and beating me to death! Hearing this, Liu Shi naturally believed it, but he wrapped up his guilt one by one, but carried it behind him.

With the shadow of adolescence, Comrade Liu Shi seems to be no longer interested in sex after decades. The so-called love between men and women ended up just taking part in accidental amusement. As for the large-scale beauty auditions nationwide later, I'm afraid it was just a show, just to hide people's eyes and ears, without losing the excuse of indifference. Of course, the emperor is so worried that he can naturally imagine the frequency of girls being clicked on social networks.

The emperor's sexual interest is dull, and Mao Yanshou's integrity, Wang Zhaojun actually knows that the soft double bed of the son of heaven can't wait in this life. Although our life is luxurious, glamorous and warm, the life of caged birds is not what Wang Zhaojun wants. However, as soon as I entered the palace gate, it was as deep as the sea. The only thing Zhao Jun can do is to move a bench, face the sea and dream of a spring day.

Just as Zhaojun was preparing to pack up her ideals and devote herself to endless afternoon tea and cross-stitch until her death, an international friend's visit changed her life track. Of course, this matter has to start with the Huns, the biggest enemy of the Han Dynasty. It turns out that since the founding of Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Great Han Dynasty, the Xiongnu next door to the Great Han Dynasty, a neighbor who has always been unfriendly, caused some minor friction on the border. The dispute over property rights continued until Liu's father Xuan Di ascended the throne. At this time, civil strife happened in Xiongnu. The eldest brothers in several tribes, who were not convinced, simply broke up and attacked each other endlessly.

The neighbor's family had an accident, and the happiest thing was that it naturally belonged to the Great Han Dynasty. At this moment, a man named Uhaanyehe broke up. He didn't get any benefits when he competed for property. He was killed by a stick and fled to the Han Dynasty in despair, seeking political asylum. Xuan Di, Emperor Gaozu, saw the international situation, which was a good opportunity to publicize our national prestige, so he made a splash: he personally went to the outskirts of Chang 'an to meet this international friend and held an exclusive carnival party for him. This is a clown, Uhaanyehe, who has never seen such debauchery, and finally has the idea of entertaining himself. He lived in a five-star private room specially arranged by Chang 'an for more than a month.

However, Uhaanyehe also knew that the big fellow was seeking the support of his friends. When he came back, he was confident to fight against other opponents. This soft time will eventually be folded. When Uhaanyehe decided to return to China, Emperor Xuan Di was very generous. He sent two generals, gathered 10,000 soldiers, bravely escorted his eldest brother back to his lair, Monan, and presented him with 30,000 stones of grain as a gift, euphemistically called economic assistance. Some small neighboring countries, seeing the generosity of the Great Han Dynasty and knowing that Liu's son was a big family with luxurious clothes, began to move their minds and flocked to the Han Dynasty.

As for our Uhaanyehe, since it was covered by the Han Dynasty, its waist is not sour, its legs and feet are neat and confident. Finally, we settled in the land of Monan. Soon, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty died, and his sons Liu and Emperor Han Yuan acceded to the throne. In order to improve the relationship with the new emperor, Uhaanyehe had the idea of revisiting Chang 'an. Time passed by, and my buddy finally set off again. But the old partner, Xuan Di, the Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, has become immortal, and the name of visiting friends is naturally useless, so Uhaanyehe played a card and got married.

Torre's political legacy is naturally inherited by Liu Shi. But the international situation at this time is that the big man is strong and the Xiongnu is weak. Comrade Liu believes that most members of the royal family are used to living in luxury. Now they are going to the desolate desert south, where it is difficult to digest. So I had an idea, either choose a maid-in-waiting in my own large-scale social dating website, or I will send Uhaanyehe far away.

The next day, an announcement was posted on the website: Uhaanyehe, an international friend, was widowed in middle age, had a house and a car, and had a successful career. At present, he is the CEO of an aircraft carrier listed company in Monon, with an annual salary of one million. Now he is looking for a beautiful woman from East China to join Monon's career. As soon as the announcement came out, all the friends in the palace were blown up. It is no secret that the emperor is indifferent today. Not in this palace, like a caged bird. Why not take this opportunity to spread your wings and fly high?

However, when friends in the palace opened Google Maps, they were shocked. The south of the desert is barren, full of yellow sand, not to mention shopping mail. Even convenience stores are hard to see. At the same time, they also found that this Uhaanyehe is about the same age as his uncle. It doesn't really matter. The point is that this is still an uncle who doesn't understand emotional appeal. According to sources, the uncle's CEO position was cut with a watermelon knife. Those who take watermelon knives are inevitably rude and considerate, but I'm afraid not. After such deliberation, the beautiful women in the palace retreated.

Seeing that the publicity period has passed and no one has applied, Comrade Liu Shi's face will die. But at this time, our classmate Zhao Jun finally appeared and took the hydrangea with extremely elegant gesture. The next departure reception, as the host, Liu Shi is definitely going to attend the signing ceremony of the marriage between the two parties, and he has to make a speech. In his speech, Liu Shi also glanced at the podium and looked at his daughter. See Zhao Jun wearing a fur cloak, standing in the crowd, natural and graceful, white collar, bright red cloak, make her look more picturesque.

Next, naturally, it is a well-known allusion to Zhao Jun's destruction of the city. Although we are ready, the prosperity of Chang 'an is drifting away, the yellow sand is all over the sky, geese are flying south, and the wrinkled face on horseback is beside us. Wang Zhaojun thought hard unconsciously, sighed and felt infinite sadness. In fact, the more desolate the land, the more it can be called the spiritual shrine of modern literary youth. These friends are always clamoring for going to Tibet by bike or walking barefoot in the desert, and then sighing on the Weibo. This is really a journey to purify the soul. However, it is not a trip, not a show, but a permanent settlement that greets our Zhaojun classmates.

Along the way, the more lonely Zhao Jun was, the more he arrived at the later post station. He simply stopped, posed as a young woman in literature and art, and played the lute. This bleak tune responds to the desolation around us, and the sound makes people cry. Nanfeiyan, listening to the plaintive piano, bowed her head at the amazing woman, but she couldn't hold on any longer and fell on the flat sand. This is also the origin of Zhao Jun's reputation as a wild goose.

But now that I think about it, it's still quite bizarre. Of course, we are too lazy to follow the old legend to guess. In fact, the story goes like this: Uhaanyehe, who doesn't understand the amorous feelings, thinks that the little wife is homesick because of the flying geese, so she comes forward and gives a sound of relief. My wife was so sad that she wouldn't let me shoot her, then raised her bow and the goose fell. A generation of uncles, Khan's father, only knew how to shoot big birds with bows, but this devious trick firmly gave Wang Zhaojun a reputation for plucking the feathers from wild geese.