Have you ever heard of ipartment? It is a place full of legends, and few people know its unknown past. We found this old diary in the attic of the apartment, which recorded a love story about compassion and finally made it public today.

Demon: I'm afraid it's too late for you to save your hero because he has sold his soul to me.

Youyou: Dante, Dante is me.

Dante: Reddy

Youyou: Are you awake?

Dante: What did I do?

Youyou: Don't be sad. You will always be a demon hunter. You shouldn't cry. You still have a long way to go.

Dante: I will avenge you.

Youyou: No, if you pull out your sword, I will die.

Dante: Stop it, you are too hurt.

Yo-yo: Go back to Tracy. She is the one who really loves you. No, I told you that if you draw your sword, I will die. Promise me that you will build a house so that all good people can have a home. This house is called.

Dante: The devil's office.

Youyou: No, call it ipartment.

Dante: Huh? Sorry, can we cut it?

Assistant Director: The director hasn't stopped yet.

Dante: But she didn't understand a word.

Deputy director: director

Director: OK, stop.

Assistant Director: Next scene, four episodes, nineteen episodes.

Youyou: It's over, isn't it?

first episode

I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the end.

Hu Yifei: Hello, I'm Hu Yifei.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Hey, what do you want from me?

Hu Yifei: What are your plans for tonight?

Ceng Xiaoxian: I'm not going anywhere. I want to go home and watch TV.

Guangu: Don't tell me you two are on the phone.

Hu Yifei: You haven't shown it to me for two days. No, you have to show up tonight.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Come on, you set me up every time. I will never go out with you again this time.

Hu Yifei: Is it so hard for you to video chat?

Ceng Xiaoxian: What do you know? I'm going to see the finale of the devil's stepmother tonight. This is the first bitter drama this year.

Lv Ziqiao: Ceng Xiaoxian, you are a man. What excites you should be the devil's figure, not the devil's stepmother. We must not waste our youth, especially tonight.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Is tonight special?

Lv Ziqiao: When I look at the celestial phenomena at night, I vaguely feel that the purple air is coming from the east, the spring is blowing at first, and the dragon is flying in Feng Haichao, mainly the left eyelid keeps jumping. There must be an affair tonight.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Hum, my right eyelid jumped last night, and you said you were having an affair.

Lv Ziqiao: You don't understand. Left eye jumps, peach blossoms bloom, right eye jumps, chrysanthemums bloom. It is called like a strong wind in spring, which comes at night. In spring, flowers are in full bloom. So, I'm going to pick you up now.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Where to?

Lv Ziqiao: Bar.

Guangu: Ceng Laoshi, you haven't participated in our group activities for two months.

Ceng Xiaoxian: No, The Devil's Stepmother has only 24 episodes.

Guangu: But you have seen forty episodes before. Where is my mother? I don't cry in 80 episodes of divorce, and 160 episodes of daughter-in-law becoming wife. Congratulations, you have experienced a woman's … life.

Ceng Xiaoxian: You care about me.

Hu Yifei: To tell you the truth, I am your sister. You must call me tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

Lv Ziqiao: Yifei, let's go to the bar.

Hu Yifei: I just had a video chat with Zhan Bo and Wan Yu.

Ceng Xiaoxian: I said, her own mother didn't keep an eye on her so closely. You are a sister, aren't you?

Guangu: Yes, it's not that you can't take care of yourself. Staring too closely can easily lead to family conflicts.

Ceng Xiaoxian: This plot is very similar to the devil's stepmother.

Tang Youyou: Director, is my last film okay?

Director: Not bad.

Tang Youyou: Do you want another one? I will die in a dozen different ways.

Director: No, no, ah, have any of you read my script?

Tang Youyou: Deputy Director, what's my next play?

Assistant Director: Congratulations, Tang Youyou, it's finished.

Tang Youyou: Me, is it over? This is my first scene. I played the lover of the hero.

Assistant Director: Isn't this a death wish?

Tang Youyou: How is that possible? Please ask the director to give me some more scripts. I'm good at this.

Assistant Director: Well, not bad. You hypnotized the director while filming your play. Good for you.

Ceng Xiaoxian: This place is nice. Look at this table, this sofa and this chandelier.

Hu Yifei: We are distinguished guests. Don't be like a decoration team.

Lv Ziqiao: Hardware is not the key. Have you noticed that there are many ...

Ceng Xiaoxian: Pillows.

Lv Ziqiao: Almost. You do have a headrest when you sleep.

Hu Yifei: I'll go.

Waiter: Gentlemen, this is Margaret from the lady at the next table.

Ceng Xiaoxian: I'm starting to like it here.

Attendant: Excuse me, your drink is 18 yuan.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Huh? Why?

Attendant: I don't know. Maybe they think you are ... new here.

(Ceng Xiaoxian voiceover: I, I'm new here. I'm the protagonist in the first season, okay? )

Hu Yifei: Lv Ziqiao, I have been cheated by you again. When I came to the unlimited account, I found that I didn't bring my computer at all.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Wan Yu and Zhan Bo are traveling around the world, not old slaves. What are you worried about?

Hu Yifei: They entered Egyptian territory today. I have to know their location.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Then satellite guidance, launching missiles?

Hu Yifei: Listen, in the past, Zhanbo and Wan Yu, now they are together, and it becomes Zhanbo and Wan Yu, and me, understand?

Guangu: I see. This is what I often do.

Lv Ziqiao: Yifei, you should give them enough space. Think about it. If Wan Yu brought you a small exhibition, wouldn't your family be promoted?

Hu Yifei: So, should I give them some guidance?

Ceng Xiaoxian: Guidance? Are you very experienced?

Guangu: You talk to them until midnight every day. How can they have time to create human beings?

Lv Ziqiao: You can let them create and video at the same time, and we can watch it maliciously, hahahaha.

Hu Yifei: You?

Guan Zenglu: I go to the toilet.

Lv Ziqiao: Zhang Wei, isn't this Zhang Wei?

Zhang Wei: You

Tang Youyou: Director.

Director: Why are you here again?

Tang Youyou: I think there may be some misunderstanding. I'm playing the hero's lover. How can it be over in one game?

Director: So

Tang Youyou: They all say they are lovers. Don't you need to explain how they met?

Director: No need.

Tang Youyou: There must be some fragments of life.

Director: Life is like a play. It's normal to love one and marry another and have children.

Tang Youyou: Look, what room do I have? For example, if the hero finds the resurrected cross and kisses 10 1 for the first time, I can fake the body.

Director: The story behind me is like this. The hero killed his lover by mistake and was heartbroken. He went back to the city to get married and have children, and lived an ordinary life. But his mother never liked his daughter-in-law, and the contradiction between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law was constant. They are the main characters.

Tang Youyou: Isn't this an action movie? Why is it all a mother-in-law relationship?

Director: It's called costume magic drama. Now, it's just an action movie. Where can there be a mother-in-law, a mother-in-law or a third party to watch? If you have no mother-in-law, no bad debts and no third party, you will not be in prime time. Look, your mother-in-law has come.

Tang Youyou: It's really a witch, a director and a director. Do I really have no chance?

Director: There's another shot. You should take a picture at once. We'll make it into a portrait. When the hero struggles with his mother-in-law, he often looks up at your portrait at a 45-degree angle, that's all.

Lv Ziqiao: What a coincidence! I always meet you in front of the bar toilet.

Zhang Wei: It's a trick. My right eyelid keeps jumping when I go to the toilet. As a result, I saw you after I smoked the toilet.

Lv Ziqiao: I want you to meet my friend. This is Guangu.

Guan Gu: Hello, Sekitani Kamiki, please take care of me.

Zhang Wei: Everyone cares, everyone cares. Why is he the fourth sound in every sound?

Guangu: I'm from Yokohama, Japan. I am a cartoonist and I am still learning Chinese.

Lv Ziqiao: We are all used to it. The fourth sound of each tone is better than the second sound of each tone.

(Guangu voiceover: My name is Sekitani Kamiki. Please take care of me. )

Lv Ziqiao: This famous radio host once. ...

Ceng Xiaoxian: Wait, let me give you a hint. A good man is me. I'm Zeng ... Zeng ...

Zhang Wei: Zeng ...

Zeng ...

Zhang Wei: Brother Zeng! I've heard a lot about you.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Well, I admit I'm new here.

Lv Ziqiao: Hu Yifei, don't introduce yourself. A drink?

Zhang Wei: I don't know what's here either. Whatever. Ice water will do.

Lv Ziqiao: Please give me a glass of ice water.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Finally, I'm not the only newcomer.

Lv Ziqiao: What's wrong with you? Your eyelids are still jumping. Just jump. We are having an affair tonight.

Ceng Xiaoxian: The eyelid jump indicates his eyelid spasm. Where is the affair? Look at us. All the men are here.

Lv Ziqiao: Zhang Wei can accept this hint, which shows that he is wise. I've decided to formally appoint you Zhang Wei as my love rescue partner tonight.

Zhang Wei: Love rescue partner?

Lv Ziqiao: I have just asked those three girls. They are from the nursing school. Later, I pretended to have a heart attack. You help me call for help, and then pull any one of them to give me artificial respiration. Go back to another venue. On the other hand, you were ill, so I called for help.

Zhang Wei: I, I can't.

Lv Ziqiao: Relax. As long as you follow me, you and I will never be invincible.

Zhang Wei: I have something to do tomorrow. I have to go first.

Lv Ziqiao: You can ask for leave. The little nurse will write you a leave note.

Zhang Wei: I will get married tomorrow.

Lv Ziqiao: Then write a sick leave note ... You're getting married?

Zhang Wei: Yes, my brother will be at the Crowne Plaza Hotel at noon 12 tomorrow. This is my invitation card.

Guangu: I see (Japanese). No wonder you dress like you're going to an interview.

Hu Yifei: What's the relationship between these two things?

Lv Ziqiao: Brother, why didn't you say you were getting married tomorrow? You said you were getting married tomorrow, and I ... ...

Zhang Wei: So you'd better find another partner.

Lv Ziqiao: What boring partner do I need? It's invincible.

Hu Yifei: What's the relationship between these two things?

Lv Ziqiao: Why not? The ready-made theme is in front of us. This is the greatest invention since the invention of the toilet in the twentieth century, the ultimate, single night.

Zhang Wei: I am a traditional person. I can't do that to foreigners.

Lv Ziqiao: Respect tradition. You know, a marriage without a bachelor party is an incomplete marriage and doomed to be an unhappy marriage. In addition, I guess your future wife should be gathering her sisters to prepare her bachelor party now.

Ceng Xiaoxian: I kind of want to go to the party over there

Guangu: Me too.

Zhang Wei: Actually, I have mixed feelings about saying goodbye to being single.

Lv Ziqiao: I'm going on tour tomorrow. Cherish this last madness. I'll contact you, beauty. You just need to get dressed.

Guan Gu: He hasn't said he's going to a bachelor party.

Lv Ziqiao: You're not afraid of your wife, are you?

Zhang Wei: No, how is that possible? My wife never tells me one thing, but she is afraid to say two.

Lv Ziqiao: No buts, but if you are single, there is no buts. Listen to the voices of the masses, singles night, singles night, singles night ... Do you hear? Unanimously passed.

Ceng Xiaoxian: That's all right. Everything said in this bar is followed.

Lv Ziqiao: Really? You should try it.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Ceng Xiaoxian, Ceng Xiaoxian, Ceng Xiaoxian ... his cell phone.

Lv Ziqiao: See? People want what they want and people expect what they want.

Zhang Wei: OK, where shall we go?

Lv Ziqiao: Don't worry, I have made a reservation.

When did you make the reservation?

Lv Ziqiao: Five minutes later, in a taxi.

Lv Ziqiao: Master, let's go to the car rental company first.

Zhang Wei: A car rental company?

Lv Ziqiao: Let's rent a 20-meter Lincoln first, and then go to the Comedy Academy.

Zhang Wei: Theatre Academy?

Lv Ziqiao: Imagine how cool it would be if a long Lincoln stopped at the school gate. Those girls in the performance department just passed by after class, so how anxious it would be to miss a taxi. Then I will tell them that Uncle Zhang Wei can drive you.

Zhang Wei: So I don't look obscene.

Lv Ziqiao: People don't waste their youth. Then we will go to the Bund 18 and rent the most luxurious KTV, which will be open all night.

Zhang Wei: Isn't that a good place?

Lv Ziqiao: Tonight is your single night. God will forgive you. Look, I have carefully prepared props.

Zhang Wei: If I don't watch it, it will be very dirty.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Let me see, let me see ... Flying chess?

Lv Ziqiao: Don't underestimate it. Imagine how enjoyable it is to play flying chess with a group of young girls.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Let me go! Let me go!

Hu Yifei: Guangu, why didn't Zi Qiao go to his bachelor party?

Guangu: I've been there before to play ... all-night flying chess.

Hu Yifei: What are you looking at? Tv guide. My parents died, my child was lost, my mother-in-law was crazy, my daughter-in-law was ruined, and there was another TV series in Ceng Xiaoxian. The story of diusim loving me again in the costume ethics drama. These models are good, with the style of your Japanese comics.

Guangu: I don't understand why people in China like to make cartoons into TV series.

Hu Yifei: I heard that Sheriff Black Cat and Hulu Brothers are going to shoot a live-action version, and Li plays with seven dolls alone!

Guan Gu: It is impossible for the comic world to communicate with the real world.

(Guangu voiceover: This feeling is like the plot in an old cartoon. A sailor saw the girl on the deck, then turned to his companion and said, hey, have you seen that girl? One day, I will marry her back. )

Hey, see that girl?

Hu Yifei: One day, I will buy a suit like this.

Tang Youyou: Hello.

Guangu: Hi.

Tang Youyou: Is Lv Ziqiao there, please?

Hu Yifei: Lv Ziqiao?

Tang Youyou: I just went to his apartment. The doorman said he might be here. Do you know him?

Guan Gu: Of course.

Hu Yifei: Of course not. Never heard of it, Lv Ziqiao. Never heard of such a silly name. Please forgive me.

Ceng Xiaoxian: That's right. Wow, what a big moon. Hey, why are you going?

Zhang Wei: I'm late! I am late!

Lv Ziqiao: When did you get married?

Zhang Wei: Twelve o'clock.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Oh, then you don't seem to be late. You seem to have ... missed your wedding.

Zhang Wei: Yes, thank you for reminding me!

Ceng Xiaoxian Lv Ziqiao: You're welcome.

Lv Ziqiao: Don't worry, what will happen if you arrive at the scene now?

Zhang Wei: I will definitely be cut into potato chips.

Lv Ziqiao: So, since you are already four hours late, you are not five minutes short. You should be prepared first.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Where is your mobile phone? Did the bride call you?

Zhang Wei: Yes, my mobile phone. Where's my cell phone? Where is the mobile phone? Who did this? I don't know if the mobile phone is waterproof!

Lv Ziqiao: Look, my mobile phone is fine. Phelps special cottage waterproof machine, cottage machine, is the cow.

Zhang Wei: It's over. I'm already dead.

Lv Ziqiao: Don't be too sad. Well, since ancient times, no one has died, and everyone has his morning and evening.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Don't say anything.

Zhang Wei: Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge. Are you satisfied?

Ceng Xiaoxian: Not necessarily. Imagine if I take you now, maybe your parents-in-law and guests haven't left yet. ...

Little fairy's speculation

Priest: Let's welcome the groom again with the warmest applause for the 298th time!

Zhang Wei: Great, everyone hasn't left yet. hello

Purify the screen world peace

Lv Ziqiao: That's too bad.

Ceng Xiaoxian: There are so many guests here that anyone will feel ashamed.

Zhang Wei: There is no pain in life and no sorrow in death.

Lv Ziqiao: Wait, there is another possibility. The guests have left, but ...

Zi Qiao's speculation

Zhang Wei: Sorry.

Bride: No, don't say anything. It's enough that you can come …

Zhang Wei: Really? Can you really understand me?

Bride: I understand. If there is a way in heaven and you don't go, but there is no way in hell, and you break in and you don't plan to get married, then I'll ... help you.

Purify the screen world peace

Lv Ziqiao: Now it is clear that he is really dead.

Ceng Xiaoxian: So we have to detain him. What's the difference between going to a hotel now and being reborn directly?

Zhang Wei: Maybe I can explain.

Ceng Xiaoxian: That makes sense. You can tell them that you overslept playing flying chess and drinking last night.

Lv Ziqiao: Unless. ...

Zhang Wei: Unless what?

Lv Ziqiao: Unless you have a good reason.

Zhang Wei: Just cause?

Lv Ziqiao: Yes, I, Lv Xiaobu, always walk without a trace in the snow, and I can get away with licking blood with a knife, all because I can always find ... a legitimate reason.

Ceng Xiaoxian: For example, have you ever met a terrorist in a supermarket or a monster in a bathtub?

Lv Ziqiao: I have used all these reasons.

Zhang Wei: Then I'm saved. Let's leave now.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Do you really want to use his reason?

Zhang Wei: The reason is that we slowly thought on the road that death is not terrible, but sitting still is terrible.

Tang Youyou: Hello, Deputy Director? This is Youyou. Are there any new plays recently? I can come for an interview at any time. Really? This role suits me very well. I am best at playing rural women during the Anti-Japanese War. You said I'd write it down. Parents died, children were lost, mother-in-law was crazy, spoiled by the devil, and then met sunspots. Who is this sunspot? Is it no.8 road? Oh, the militia. No culture. It's okay. I just have culture. I have no culture either. Well, which interview is tomorrow? Ok, I'll follow him and let him take me as his wife. He won't do it! Is that all? Is there an action play? I can do 20 somersaults in a row. You want the director to see it, right? I forgot, I am a rural woman, and I don't need this script. Please give me some room to play, and I promise to let the director whew tomorrow and shine at the moment ... rural women in War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression's period ... from now on, you will become a militia hero and sunspot. My father died, my mother died, and the village was gone. Those * * * are not people, but you saved me. I have no choice but to find you. You are a great hero and a man. Let me follow you. I want to wait on you all my life, cook for you and have children for you.

Hu Yifei (thinking): Zi Qiao, a pure man? Isn't there only one man in China?

Tang Youyou: I know you think I'm uneducated, but all I know is that I treat you with all my heart. Isn't that enough?

There is no culture of killing in Hu Yifei.

Tang Youyou: Tonight, I will give you everything. I am in good health. My mother said I was fertile. I'll show you if you don't believe me.

What does Hu Yifei want to see?

Tang Youyou: I can do twenty somersaults in a row.

Zhang Wei: Just cause, just cause. ...

Lv Ziqiao: What is he doing?

Driver: Did you make your girlfriend unhappy and miss the date?

Lv Ziqiao: Almost. He missed his wedding.

Ceng Xiaoxian: I see. Risk.

Xiaoxian's suggestion

Ceng Xiaoxian: Just say that when you went out today, you accidentally slipped and fell from the upstairs, and rolled all the way to the first floor, causing 20 comminuted fractures on your body. Then we carried you to the wedding. When your wife saw that you were dying,

Bride: Honey, what's the matter with you?

Zhang Wei: Dear, I am badly hurt, but I still can't miss our great joy. Will you marry me?

Lv Ziqiao: Good idea. Your wife will be touched.

Zhang Wei: You don't know her. She's sure to say that.

Bride: Did he scrap it?

Ceng Xiaoxian: I don't know.

Bride: Then let him be euthanized. Somebody, take the medicine.

Ceng Xiaoxian: All right, die again.

Lv Ziqiao: Well, there's only one last thought left.

Zi Qiao's suggestion

Lv Ziqiao: You started on time this morning and drove through the tunnel. Suddenly, a vague and magical thing happened before my eyes. Then you find yourself crossing to 1977.

Ceng Xiaoxian: You make science fiction movies.

Lv Ziqiao: At that time, everything was in ruins, and it was the time when talents were needed. You threw yourself into the wave of construction and helped the motherland realize the four modernizations. By chance, you were teleported back to the present. Although you are a few hours late, you realize your historical responsibility, and your wife will be proud of you. That's it, master. When parking in front of the mall, buy a green military cap as a prop first.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Green, cuckold?

Zhang Wei: Can normal people understand?

Lv Ziqiao: We can testify for you.

Zhang Wei: Honey, I'm finally back.

Bride: You crossed it?

Zhang Wei: Yes, they came back with me to testify for you.

Zhang Wei: Help! Was it someone's idea?

Lv Ziqiao: I think there is a 10% chance of success, which is definitely better than the previous plan. At least, you are not disabled.

Zhang Wei: Do you know what will happen next?

Bride: You, you really went back 1977?

Really, sister-in-law, it was Comrade Zhang who led our farm to carry out technological innovation.

Ceng Xiaoxian: We overfulfilled our target and won favorable comments.

Bride: So, did you leave a note for your future self?

Zhang Wei: What police?

Bride: Buy a house quickly.

Zhang Wei: I forgot.

Lv Ziqiao: All right, don't shoot. I hung up again.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Zhang Wei, why are you so pessimistic? Didn't you say one, and your wife was afraid to say two?

Zhang Wei: Well, if we agree, I have the final say. If we don't agree, she's in charge.

Lv Ziqiao Ceng Xiaoxian: Huh?

Zhang Wei: You know, I was an orphan since I was a child, with no family property and no background. I have studied law for seven years, and I haven't even passed the judicial exam.

Ceng Xiaoxian: So you can still get married?

Zhang Wei: Their family has a great career. They said they didn't care about my little money, so I agreed to adopt. All this time, I have no status and can't even speak.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Do you love her ... So, does she love you?

Zhang Wei: ...

Guangu: Really? Are you too far away to hear me?

Hu Yifei: If I come any closer, her tears will kill me.

Guan Gu: Zi Qiao, this guy, even cheats on the feelings of the village girl.

Hu Yifei: An uneducated rural girl came to the city. When she saw Joe, she thought she was a pure man, and then she was dead set.

Guan Gu: However, I think she is very aura.

Hu Yifei: Having aura doesn't mean having knowledge! Although such a simple girl is like a moth, isn't there a purer man here than Zi Qiao?

Guangu: You?

Hu Yifei: Go to hell! We want Youyou to meet a man who is more attractive than Zi Qiao, and let her be suddenly enlightened and move on. ...

Guangu: Why are you looking at me?

Hu Yifei: Can you play samurai?

Guangu: What (Japanese)

(Guan Gu (voiceover): Every time she smiles like this, nothing good will happen. The last time she laughed like that, the price of oil went up. )

Guangu: I'm not Guangu. My real identity is Tom Cruise ... Yifei, I'm ready. I want to play the last samurai, and I believe I will be better than Zi Qiao's last man ... Ah! You dead cat, do you know you are in trouble?

Hu Yifei: Youyou, I tell you, there are many attractive men in ipartment, such as Guan Gu. The film The Last Samurai is based on him. Let me show you.

Tang Youyou: Really?

Guangu: I finally caught you, you dead cat.

Tang Youyou: Ah! ! !

Zhang Wei: Those who should come must come.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Dude, do you want us to accompany you in?

Zhang Wei: I was really scared just now, but when death approached, I suddenly stopped being afraid.

Lv Ziqiao: This incident has taught us a lesson not to get married easily, especially with a woman.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Do you have a better choice?

Zhang Wei: People are always responsible for their own actions, and all this can only be faced by myself.

Lv Ziqiao: Come on!

Ceng Xiaoxian: Take care.

Zhang Wei: Thank you, Brother Zeng!

Zhang Wei: My parents-in-law, I know it's all my fault. I was negligent. I know I must have broken the bride's heart. You can punish me any way you want. I'm really sorry.

Mother-in-law: No, don't say that. There is nothing wrong with you in this matter We should be blamed for spoiling our daughter from childhood. We owe you an apology.

Zhang Wei: No, no, it's my fault.

Mother-in-law: Our fault.

Zhang Wei: My fault.

Mother-in-law: Our fault.

Zhang Wei: My fault.

Mother-in-law: Our fault.

Zhang Wei: OK, your fault ... where is your fault?

Mother-in-law: No matter how hard we tried, we didn't convince her. I didn't expect her to really run away from marriage in public, and she hasn't come back yet.

Zhang Wei: Escape from marriage? !

Zhang Wei: At that time, the situation was too sudden and intense. What happened was that the man who was the bride's childhood sweetheart rushed into the wedding scene and successfully persuaded the bride to elope. It is said that the bride's heart has always belonged to that man, and I have experienced a life from great sorrow to great joy and then great sorrow in this short five minutes. I know my life will start over. ...

Hu Yifei: Guangu, it's good for you. I asked you to play the samurai. How do you play a pervert?

Guangu: I'm not. It's the cat ... I have a knife. This is a misunderstanding. God, jumping into the sea of Japan won't wash it off.

Hu Yifei: Lv Ziqiao, are you in big trouble again?

Ceng Xiaoxian: You know all this. Is Zhang Wei back?

Hu Yifei: Zhang Wei, what happened to Zhang Wei?

Lv Ziqiao: He overslept on his singles night last night and missed his wedding.

Hu Yifei: Lv Ziqiao, you are too bad. You would rather tear down ten temples than ruin a marriage. Do you know that?/You know what?

Ceng Xiaoxian: That's right. I told you watching a bitter drama at home would never have such a bad result.

Hu Yifei: None of you are normal. I can't stand it! Especially you, Lv Ziqiao, kidnapped the newly-married boy first, and then cheated the ignorant girl. I can't clean up such a mess. Do it yourself

Lv Ziqiao: Deceiving an ignorant girl? ..... Which one do you mean?

Ceng Xiaoxian: You pretended to go to the toilet last night to cheat an ignorant girl?

Lv Ziqiao: What is what?

Hu Yifei: So? ...

Lv Ziqiao: What brings you here?

Tang Youyou: Zi Qiao.

Guangu: What a tragedy.

Lv Ziqiao: Menstruation, you didn't tell me when you came.

Guangu Hu Yifei Ceng Xiaoxian: Is there less menstruation? !

Tang Youyou: Why didn't you come back? Your mother asked you to help me rent a house.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Is this what you call an ignorant girl and an affectionate girl?

Lv Ziqiao: This is my period, Tang Youyou.

Tang Youyou: We already know each other. This is Yifei, and this is ...

Hu Yifei: This is a pervert.

Guangu: I'm not (Japanese)

Hu Yifei: You are really related.

Tang Youyou: Really, I'm the 13th fucking sister.

Lv Ziqiao: She is also my mother's thirteenth sister, although I hate to admit it.

Tang Youyou: But I'm still your period. Be good.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Your mother is really something.

Hu Yifei: * * something.

Guangu: Damn it, who is it?

Driver: Your friend has a note for you.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Hey, new guy, if you come out alive, come to us, ipartment, 3602.

Guangu: Wow, what a change. Wan Yu's father must have sponsored a lot of renovation expenses.

Hu Yifei: This place has just been renovated. Very spacious. My brother is not here anyway. Let's live here first.

Tang Youyou: Thank you, Sister Yifei.

Hu Yifei: You're welcome.

Tang Youyou: Thank you, too, Guan. From now on, we will be neighbors. My name is Youyou (Japanese). Please take care (in Japanese).

Guangu: OK.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Welcome to your moon, my heart. I'm a good man. I'm ... Ceng Xiaoxian. Meeting and parting, like a turn, turn around and turn around, become the dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult. Fortunately, love meets every day.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Who is it?

Yumo: Hi. ...

Zhang Ziqiao: There are mice! Shoot! Yifei!

Hu Yifei: I will!

Zhang Wei: Yifei, you are really good. You are more like Donnie Yen than Jet Li.

Hu Yifei: You losers! Open a few big men, incredibly afraid of a little mouse!

Ceng Xiaoxian: It's not fear, it's not fear ... it's caring for animals.

Guangu: Who said I was afraid of mice?

Hu Yifei: Mr Samurai, why did you faint on the floor just now?

Zhang Wei: He is the only one who is not afraid, but Zi Qiao accidentally hurt him when he hit the mouse with an alarm clock.

Hu Yifei: Don't make a fuss in the middle of the night and don't let people sleep. Listen, you and I both woke up.

Tang Youyou: I was awakened by you.

Hu Yifei: It's all these three bastards.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Why three? It's just a mouse.

Hu Yifei: I'm talking about you three.

Tang Youyou: Why are there mice in the apartment?

Hu Yifei: ipartment never makes mice. All because of you. Leftovers are never thrown. Later, the whole mouse family immigrated here. What would you do?

Zhang Wei: Aren't you there?

Hu Yifei: I tell you, I'm looking for a roommate. You have seriously affected the reputation of our floor.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Why are you suddenly looking for roommates again?

Hu Yifei: Zhan Bo and Wan Yuzhou have traveled around the world. Yo-yo and I pay rent for four people. It's fun. Otherwise, which one of you moves in with us, I can protect you.

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