Joke 1: The painful experience of classmate Xiao Liu's interview with Google.

Examiner 1: What was your teacher's evaluation when you graduated?

Xiao Liu: Advantages-Internet expert, one of the best in the school. Disadvantages: a little honest, not suitable for civil servants.

Examiner 1: So, how did you know about the position we applied for today?

Liu: I searched on Baidu.

Examiner 1: get out ~!

Examiner 2: It's fucking honest. .....

Joke 2: The chairman of a large company recruits a female secretary and gives three test questions.

Question 1: What are the similarities and differences between bicycles and women?

Question 2: What are the similarities and differences between a hot kettle and a woman?

Question 3: What are the similarities and differences between refrigerators and women?

1 mm after reading the question, the answer is as follows:

1. Bicycles are similar to women and can be ridden by people.

The difference is that a bicycle can only be ridden by pumping air first, while a woman rides it first and then pumps air.

2. A hot kettle is similar to a woman and can be poured in.

The difference is that a hot water kettle can only be poured in by unplugging it, while a woman can only be poured in by plugging it in.

The refrigerator is similar to a woman, you can put a piece of meat in it.

The difference is that the meat in the refrigerator is soft when put in and hard when taken out, while the meat in a woman's body is hard when put in and soft when taken out.

As a result, this mm was admitted. ...

Joke 3: The disaster caused by jokes.

Tell a joke! "A famous entrepreneur personally presided over this interview.

I turned in my resume with trepidation. The entrepreneur asked nothing but, "Tell a joke!" "

I talked for a long time, and finally came up with a joke about parrots: "A man went to a pet store to buy parrots, and the owner said to him,' We have three parrots, the blue one can speak four languages, which costs 1000 yuan, the red one can speak six languages, which costs 3,000 yuan, and the yellow one can't speak, which costs 5,000 yuan. "How did this happen?" the man shouted. "It can't do anything!" "Well," explained the shopkeeper, "we don't know, but the other two call it CEO." "

My face turned blue when I finished speaking, and I knew it was over again!

Joke 4: Courage

Manager: "To be competent for this job, you must have superhuman courage, ok?"

The job seeker slapped the manager heavily and said loudly, "What do you think?"

Manager: "Do you know anything about our company?"

Job seekers; "Don't I know as soon as I get to work in the company?"

Manager: "What's your specialty?"

Applicant: "My arm is good."

Manager: "What can you do?"

Applicant: "To tell you the truth, I don't know anything."

Manager: "Then what are you doing here?"

Applicant: "Just to sit in your position."

Manager: "What's your last name?"

Applicant: "My surname is not Si, but I believe Wu."

Manager: "Gender?"

Applicant: "As I said, my surname is Wu, not Gui."

Manager: "I ask you, are you a man or a woman?"

Applicant: "I didn't expect that you not only have bad ears, but also have problems with your eyes."

The manager patted the job seeker on the shoulder: "That's how I got in! ! ! "