W: I broke up with my boyfriend, but I still love him very much. What should I do? Wan: Break up and break up. W: But I still love him very much.

Wan: Now you are a frog in the well. You only see this toad by your side. One day when you climb up and see a better toad, you won't think about it. There are many toads outside. Why do you always haunt a toad?

Everyone in our dormitory fainted from laughter. How to compare a toad with a MM? At least it is a frog. What he said inside contradicts what he said outside.

Wan: Welcome to Eden. I'm Feng Wan. Welcome listeners to call Hangzhou xxxxx hotline. Discuss questions about sex. Health and emotional problems.

Man: Teacher Wan. I find it uncomfortable down there. Wan: What? Under what? Make sure that your legs and feet are the following men: that is, genitals: do you have unclean sex? Did you fuck around? Go ahead (omitted here) M: Then go ahead.

Wan: Go to the hospital! There are no good hospitals. I have a hospital here. I'm not a doctor.

3. Woman: Teacher Wan: Ah, hello. Don't call me teacher. Woman: Me and my boyfriend (not finished) Wan: Oh, let's just say that you didn't study well when you were young. What's the hurry?

Woman: No, no, we don't. There are some problems in our relationship, but I still love him. What did you say?/Sorry?

Wan: Huh? Why don't you solve it yourselves? The key is you. What's the use of asking me It seems that our time is running out. Welcome to the mailbox of Eden. Listen: Mr Feng Wan, I don't know how this happened. What should my girlfriend do when she sees me?

Wan: What to do! Why are you such a complicated young man? Why always erect like holding a pistol? Catch a spy?

5. Jane Doe: Hee Wan: What are you happy about? What is there to be happy about? Jane Doe: Is that Miss Feng Wan? Listen: Miss Feng Wan, I'm getting married tomorrow! Wan (excitedly): This young man, why did you call when you got married?

Listen: my girlfriend and I haven't done that yet. Miss Feng Wan, I want to ask you, what should I do for the first time? I'm very nervous now.

Wan: Really! This young man should be praised! There are not many young people like you now! Perseverance! I want to praise you! Listen: Thank you! What do you suggest I do? I'm nervous, and so is my girlfriend.

Wan: Hum, don't you understand at all? You can go to the bookstore to look through books, or you can buy CDs to study? Relax. It seems inappropriate to talk about this here. There are many people listening. Let's not talk about this today, shall we?

Listen: Where am I Wan: Actually, all you have to do is wait for an erection, and then he keeps telling the whole process on the radio. Oral obscenity

7. Classic old joke: Audience: Mr. Wan, I've been listening to your program all the time. It's really a long experience. Listening to your program, listening to your dick all the time, feels so awkward, okay (unfinished, interrupted)

Wan: What's your name if you don't call your penis? Do you want me to call Bart, Ma Er Qiao? 8. Once, a woman called Mr. Feng Wan and said that I saw a suspicious guy, and I was very scared. What to do?

A: Yes, what are you afraid of? Just shout-rogue (Feng Wan tenor)!