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Since ancient times, blind date has been much more fun. I don't know when, the blind date corner replaced the dance floor and became a place where strange people came forth in large numbers: some people prayed for the blessing of Marisol movies, met the overbearing president, and some people regretted that they had trained their daughters too well to get married ... For a time, it seemed that talents from all over the country gathered in the blind date corner.
After experiencing a period of fear of marriage, the post-80s and post-90s began to worry about marriage and hated it. But blind date is not a treat to dinner or embroidery, but a comprehensive test of intelligence, financial resources, physical strength and endurance. Especially for men, the appearance of the RV and the age of education are hard conditions. More difficult.
Therefore, most men who meet each other often fail, either disheartened or refreshed. It is necessary for men who are worried about getting married to learn from Liu Bang, the first master in ancient and modern times, how to get married and earn bride price money without money.
First look at Mr. Liu Bang's resume when dating-name: Liu Laosan; Occupation: curator of Surabaya Pavilion; Education: Bachelor degree in China; Appearance: high nose and beard; Assets: heavily indebted; Marital status: unmarried, but with a son; Hobbies: eating, drinking, whoring and gambling; Personality: lazy and lazy ...
Description: Liu Bang's original name is Liu Laosan (Liu Ji), and his two brothers are Liu Laoda (Liu Bo) and Liu Raul (Liu Zhong). Liu Bang changed his name after he became rich, just like Zhu Yuanzhang's original name was Zhu Chongba or Zhu Baba. Lovely, isn't it? He also had a relationship with a widow of Cao, and gave birth to Liu Fei, the later King of Qi.
This resume got a blind date, but most people couldn't find anyone for eight generations. It's a great luck not to be sprayed to death by aunts. But with this resume, I took a fancy to this person who didn't even fill in the local magistrate. How did he do it?
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It is said that one day, a great man, Lv Gong, came to Pei County, a small town in Jiangsu Province. He claimed that he had to settle in Pei county to avoid the enemy, but no one dared to speak out of turn. Even the county magistrate held his tail in front of him. Some people say that he is descended from Lv Buwei, while others speculate that he is Lv Buwei himself.
Lv Gong also has a daughter named Lv Zhi, who will put coins on her collarbone and touch her navel with her backhand, which is typical of Bai Fumei. But Lv Gong refused to let people go easily, and even the county magistrate was rejected. Arguably, Lv Gong is a guest of Peixian County, and even a dragon can't offend the local strongmen like the county magistrate.
But Lv Gong was not afraid at all, and the local officials dared not complain. This shows that Lv Gong's background is absolutely unusual. He is either a retired official of North Korea or has a lot to do with the royal family. If Lv Gong is Lv Buwei, it is true that Lv Buwei is the biological father of this family today. ...
In either case, whoever marries back to Lv Zhi can enter the political stage center of Pei County, and even if he can't sit at the top of Pei County, he can sit on a pony. Becoming a CEO and reaching the peak of life will no longer be a dream. At the thought of these, all the men and women in Peixian County were sweating with excitement.
Since she wanted to settle in Pei County, Lv Gong certainly wanted to choose a husband for her daughter, so she gave a banquet to invite local tyrants in the county. This banquet, nominally a housewarming, is actually a blind date for my daughter, so the threshold is set: those who can't afford this banquet of 1,000 yuan can only sit in the hall.
Anyone with a discerning eye can see that this is actually the first round of sea elections: screening out people who do not have certain economic strength. As an old bachelor in his thirties, Liu Laosan is certainly ready to try. I think, everything comes to him who waits, my chance in Liu Laosan has come!
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So Liu Laosan swaggered to dinner empty-handed. Unexpectedly, the person hosting the banquet is his sworn enemy, Xiao He. Xiao He loved being a policeman when he was a child, and now he is the right-hand man of the county magistrate. Of course, he won't tolerate antiques like Liu Laosan, and he won't break the rules.
In desperation, Liu Laosan's heart sank and he shouted "10,000 congratulations". The hall was full of surprises, and Lv Gong rushed out personally. Liu Laosan, full of pride, strode into the hall in the discussion, secretly turned supercilious look, and cocked his middle finger at the stunned Ho.
At the banquet, local tyrants showed off their wealth one after another: some showed off the bronze sword that wuyue had invested heavily in, some played with the white jade bracelet bought from the Western Regions, and some asked the waiter to bring a bottle of Lafite from the Spring and Autumn Period. Liu Laosan hahaha smiled and lifted his robe to reveal his left leg.
When you take a closer look, one thigh is full of moles. "You show off your wealth like that interesting? I was born with 72 moles. Which one of you has? " Xiao He immediately reprimanded Liu Bang and told Lv Gong: "This boy always talks big and fails. Don't pay attention to him."
Lv Gong secretly surprised. At the end of the banquet, he motioned Liu Laosan to stay and told him sincerely, "I think your bones are very good, and you want to betrothed your daughter to you. You must respect yourself and love yourself from now on! "
Liu Laosan was surrounded by a circle and burst into laughter. I think I wasted the first half of my life, picked up a cigarette butt and never saw Hongtashan again. I didn't expect such a good thing to hit me. Thank you for supporting my Peixian TV station and my elders in Jiangdong. ...
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Like the general dog blood story, this marriage has been opposed by many people. Liu Laosan's future mother-in-law is the first person to make trouble. She blamed Lv Gong: "You refused the proposal of the county magistrate for such a good daughter, and finally got a cheap old hat!" Lv Gong just smiled and replied, "Woman, you don't understand."
Secondly, the county magistrate made a fuss. In fact, from the standpoint of the county magistrate, everyone is very angry about this matter. Therefore, when the Chen Sheng Uprising caused chaos in the world, Liu Laosan led the children of Peixian County into the city to defend their hometown, but was rejected by the county magistrate. It's hard to say there's nothing personal.
Although there are many tests, for Liu Laosan, this inappropriate marriage is definitely the first capital accumulation in his life. From then on, although Liu Laosan was still a part-time gardener and a part-time farmer in Pei County, he already had a certain position and began to have good contacts with celebrities such as Xiao He and Cao Can.
More importantly, with the encouragement of Lv Gong, Liu Laosan stopped pretending to be a gangster, learned self-respect and self-love, and intended to make friends with local celebrities to save his social prestige. The old man who pointed out that Liu Laosan's appearance was "expensive" on the field was mostly instructed by Lv Gong, in order to inspire Liu Laosan's warm-blooded spirit.
From then on, Liu Laosan is no longer Liu Laosan, but the future Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang! From this point of view, Lv Gong's bride price to his son-in-law Liu Bang is extremely heavy, and his unique vision is enough to envy the ages. If Lu Gong really has anything to do with Lv Buwei, it really illustrates the origin of family research.
For ordinary people, marriage is not a business, and you can't just think about imported goods. But even if marriage is really an investment, there is no need to care too much about each other's hardware. After all, it is hard to say whether the future is poor or not. The key is to look at people. Countless history tells us: never bully the poor!