2. Go to the courier. The courier couldn't find it, so he turned to me and asked, are you a small piece?
Today, I train my dog at home. After the training, my husband walked over and said to the dog earnestly, "Oh, how dare you fight with the tiger?" You are just a dog. "
No one can say for sure if you don't study for a day. If you don't study for a week, you will start to explode. If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.
When I was shopping, the security guard at the door called me, "Wait a minute, what's in your bulging clothes?" I lifted my coat angrily and shouted, "it's meat, it's meat!" My own. "
6. The teacher was giving a lecture when a classmate sneezed loudly. The teacher looked at her and said, What? Allergic to this knowledge point?
7. Work is not easy. In fact, everyone is equally tired at work. The difference is that everyone earns more than you.
8. Please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house; Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.
9. Someone asked, "What does your friend say to you that usually moves you?" I thought about it and said, "I'll pay."
10. Everyone has his own way. Unfortunately, losers don't want to go their own way, but they always want to go someone else's way.
1 1. "I am a prodigal son, used to wandering, and I have been waiting for someone who can let me put down my backpack. I think you are the one I was meant to be. " "Cut the crap, the big bags and small bags have passed the security check, and hurry."
Q: Have you ever cried for a woman? A: I cried. Q: Who? A: My mother was beaten until she cried herself hoarse.
13. I save three times a day to eat, buy and use.
14. More lonely than eating hot pot alone, a person has no money to eat hot pot.
15. For the first time, my mother said that I must put star anise. After searching for a long time, I really didn't have any change, so I put a dollar in.
Sixteen years old. The day before yesterday, I went to Longquan Temple and saw a horizontal plaque, which read: Things in my heart. Repeatedly aftertaste, sigh wonderful. Obstacles are in the heart; Inner peace makes everything disappear. After repeatedly explaining and sighing with the Zen master, the Zen master said, benefactor, you read it backwards.
17. Driving is not difficult, but there are new people.
18. Cooking at home with my wife. I finished eating first, and I said, "You can do the dishes later!" " "The wife said," The way you talk to yourself is really interesting! "I ...
Nineteen. On the way, I met an old man with something on his back. I want to go up and help him move. I casually said, "old thing, I'll help you carry it."
20. You can find a good job by investing in your resume; You don't have to work if you have the right child.
Twenty one. Don't complain that you live too tired and hard. Like me, I used to be nothing, but now I'm different. Even the boss who is worth a million dollars took the initiative to say hello when he saw me: "Hey, waiter, come here for a moment"!
22. The high number may not be what you need to buy food in the future, but you can decide where to buy food in the future.
Twenty-three It's good of you to go. Otherwise, I always worry that you will stay for dinner.
I am the strongest language expert in the world, because I create a new language every time I take a foreign language exam.