With the rise and popularity of social networks, more and more people like to publish stories, record and share their daily lives on social platforms. What kind of conversation is infectious? The following is a humorous conversation (selected 65 sentences) about the start of school for everyone. Welcome to read, I hope you will like it.

Talk about the humor of the beast at the beginning of school 1 1. On the first day of school, there will always be a bunch of people dressed up as if they were going on a blind date.

People who invest in the future are loyal to reality.

3. Congratulations to Peking University, Dalian University of Technology, National University of Defense Technology, Huazhong University of Science and Technology, Nanjing University, Xiamen University, Shandong University, Shanghai Jiaotong University, Sichuan University, Wuhan University, Zhejiang University, University of Science and Technology of China, and China Agricultural University for entering the first echelon!

4, summer vacation life, come to an end, clean up the mood and welcome the start of school; Get rid of laziness, go back to play and get ready. The school day is coming. I wish you a happy and knowledgeable study.

When I got to school, I met my dear teachers and classmates. They all have happy smiles on their faces. Let's say hello together The winter vacation is over. I haven't seen my friend for a month. How can we not miss them?

We should focus on finding ways, not making excuses.

7. The arrival of the university means standing at a new starting point. At a new starting point, bid farewell to previous stories, no matter what happened yesterday, for tomorrow's happiness, work hard and be brave!

8, all blame the damn school, let me separate from the summer vacation!

9. I have been doing nothing all my life. Think twice when you see something you like. I want to do everything but dare not. When you see the person you like, you have no confidence to express yourself. Do you want this life? Would you like to? Youth is to let go, so as not to waste a walk in this world!

10 I found that one thing I insisted on most was going to school for more than ten years.

1 1, a young scholar, packed his bags every school day and was full of expectations and ambitions. It's time to study. May you cherish it and have a wonderful reading day!

12, starting school means unhappy and annoying.

13, the shortest distance in the world: from holiday to school, and the farthest distance in the world: from school to holiday.

14, school begins, set foot on the fertile soil of knowledge and enjoy it; Set foot on the ark of learning and enjoy it; Open the antenna of wisdom and explore; Go into the school world and study hard. I wish you a smooth start to school and all the best!

15. Don't laugh at anyone after school starts. Anyway, the fat on me really doesn't matter.

16, school is the pain of breathing, it lives in every corner of my body, it hurts to cut my hair, it hurts to wear school uniforms, and it hurts even to see the teacher.

17, with a smile on his face, keep confident in his heart, bid farewell to holidays, cheer for his study, put on his schoolbag on the first day of school, adjust his mentality and enter the learning mode, and study for a better tomorrow. Come on!

18, I gained a lot of hair in recent months, but now it seems that the nightmare of hair loss is about to begin.

19, although the TV is good, Shushan still has to climb. No matter how obsessed the network is, learning the sea is even more magical. Campus is the most straightforward stage for social interaction. Cherish Shushan Road and enjoy learning the sea. The notice has arrived. Please feel free to report. New campus, waiting for your good news!

I won't go to school if the sun doesn't come out. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

Humor about the opening of God beast college: 2 1, I really hope it will start on February 29th. Every four years!

I hate starting school and everything here. I'm tired of the earth. May I ask for leave?

3, the school has started, and the waist is not sour. My legs don't hurt, my stomach doesn't swell, and my heart doesn't beat.

4, to start school, children's shoes quickly chic for a few days.

5. School begins. What should I do? If you don't do your homework, it's over. Oh, hey.

On the first day of school, I dressed like a blind date, but my expression was like mourning.

7. If there is no teacher, no homework and no text. I think I want to go to school.

8. I'm about to start school. How can I comfort you when school is about to start?

9. Read, start reading, have doubts about the unknown, and then gradually have doubts. After that, the doubts are gradually released, even integrated, and there is no doubt, which is the beginning of learning.

10, adults always say, don't talk to me about money, it hurts your feelings. I just want to say, don't talk to me about starting school. Talking about hurting feelings when school starts.

1 1, school is about to start. Let's work together to make the teacher angry, you scum, you don't understand the your world.

12, I spent my youth in unrequited love but I can't be with you.

13. It is said that the first person who smiles at you at school will have a good relationship with you.

14, school, you got my people but not my heart.

As a student, I have a special skill, that is, I can finish my summer homework in one day, but this skill will not start until the day before school starts.

16, the school day is here. I hope you can enter the beautiful campus interface, open happy links, click on pictures of knowledge, search wisdom notes, record your growth, download communication software, install active thinking, copy your belief in knowledge and paste your desire for success.

17, let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.

18, the whole world is watching the rain, and only I am watching to see if you have an umbrella.

19 Some people even say that I wear eye shadow, which insults my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't rush your homework.

If you see someone sitting there quietly, it must be faking it.

2 1. Notice of commencement: Your school was rebuilt in another place and was forced to postpone its commencement. Due to the innocent collapse of your school, the school has a special holiday for one year.

22. At the beginning of school, students didn't know each other and often took Zhang San as Li.

23. School begins. Climb to school even if you roll and climb, or you will die.

The first thing in school is to write someone's name on the dusty desk with your fingers, smile and erase it.

25. Time tells you what aging memories tell you what childishness is.

26. Every time I am sad, I will think of your kindness. If we are brave, will there be different endings?

27. School is about to start. When you start to be busy, you don't have much time to miss it.

28. Break up. I made you feel tired. Even if you cry, forget it

29. The current state is that you can't learn, you can't play, and you can't sleep.

30. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life.

3 1, the school will start soon, and the third year of high school will be soon. Unfortunately, I can't learn and I won't grow up.

32. "What are you going to take to school at the beginning of school?" "A brave heart and a body that can withstand destruction."

33. When school started, I started my cycling career. Everything starts from scratch. Now I'm just a blank sheet of paper, starting from scratch.

34. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but after school starts, you can't recognize me as fat.

35. I liked the summer vacation two months later, but my parents didn't like it when I was with school.

36. It's time to start school. You haven't done your homework. You are in trouble. You are in trouble.

37. If it's not crazy, we'll start school. If we don't do our homework, we are finished.

38. If you work hard at your homework, it's the night before school starts.

39. People have been repeating the same thing all their lives, that is, making the impossible possible.

40. School has started, and you haven't done your homework yet. You have something to do, you have something to do.

4 1, after the start of school, there is another big battle between seniors chasing junior, junior hooking senior, junior following junior, and junior hating junior.

42. At the beginning of each semester, I always say to myself, "I must study hard this semester", but it never comes true.

43. The beginning of school is a new beginning and a new departure.

44. We will break up with the summer vacation in more than ten days, because there is a third party between us, called the school.

45. Whether you go to school or not, the school is there. If you start school on time, you can read it. If you don't start school on time, the books are there. Sooner or later, you have to read whether you will come or not, and the roll call is right there. Love will come or not.