At the class reunion last night, Ban Hua, who had a crush on her for a long time, got drunk, so I sent her home. On the way, she hugged my waist tightly from behind and told me drunkenly that I was cold. Can you roll up the window glass? My mood was very complicated at that time. I am riding a bike. Every time I see this sad story, I think that a man can be ugly, but he must have a car.

Quarrel with your girlfriend, have a cold war, and no one will talk to anyone. When I sleep at night, I turn my back on her. When I was sleeping soundly, I suddenly felt that my girlfriend was covering me with a quilt. I covered my head for fear that I might catch cold. I will thank her all my life, if she doesn't fart.

When I dozed off in high school, my buddy stabbed me and ignored him. Then he stabbed me, grabbed it and pulled something down. I opened my eyes, and the head teacher looked at me in surprise, only to find that I had pulled down her transparent stockings, and then I became the first person in the history of the school who dared to bully a female teacher. . .

Last night, the whole company worked overtime and suddenly there was no electricity. Upon inspection, the fuse was blown. I know something about electricity. The boss asked me to fix it, and a girl was using her mobile phone to light the lights. When everyone in the company was waiting quietly, the daughter-in-law called. At first she was still caring and attentive, and then she suddenly asked, why is it so quiet? At this time, my sister spoke: hurry up, my hands are sore. . .

I teased the boss's daughter (16 or 17) that she didn't know when the boss came, but no one told me that after work, the boss invited me to dinner, and there were spicy squid and leek squid, which fired me. Now I'm thinking about going to work tomorrow.

I haven't met anyone yet. My grandfather calculated my second marriage with the date of birth. Mom went to the streets to find someone to forget it, and it was also a second marriage life; Palm reading is also my second marriage. No, my family is going to let me either get married first and look for it after I leave.

On March 8, I called her and it was unforgettable: "Still falling in love with him?" She said flatly, "No." My mouth turned up, pretending as if nothing had happened, and I replied, "Oh …" After a moment of silence, she added, "We got married last month." Haha, I'm still laughing. Why are there tears in my eyes? ...

Quarrel with your girlfriend, have a cold war, and no one will talk to anyone. When I sleep at night, I turn my back on her. When I was sleeping soundly, I suddenly felt that my girlfriend was covering me with a quilt. I covered my head for fear that I might catch cold. I will thank her all my life, if she doesn't fart.

My girlfriend was in a bad mood and asked me when she came in: Did you smoke today? Me: No girlfriend: Have you been drinking? Me: No girlfriend: Did you play cards? Me: No, she gave me a mouth when she came up. "Why is it so hard to find a fucking reason to hit you?"

Dad: "son, when I go to college, dad wants two things." First of all, my father is very busy at work. Don't always let me go to school to meet my parents. " Second, my father is not ready psychologically and doesn't want to be a grandfather too early. " .。

Just came out from a friend's house for dinner, get in the car. After drinking a little wine, I opened the window to blow. "Ah, the summer wind is so gentle and comfortable …" I just closed my eyes and enjoyed it. Suddenly Nima's face was covered with water, which scared the baby to death. The sprinkler was still on at midnight, and she was ill. ...

Classic Quotations: You are the wine that I want to drink and am afraid of getting drunk.

1. You look like a loser. You can't let go, and you can't forget the past.

2, you are my expectation and contradictory dream, catch the wind that I can't embrace, and I want to drink and am afraid of getting drunk.

3, never important, just occasionally needed.

I am a stranger to you, so you should think twice whether to praise you or not.

The shallowest relationship is that if you don't follow his heart, you will make him forget all your good things.

6. I'm sorry that I lost you with such a story.

7. You always end all my attempts and things with "Go to bed early and have a good sleep".

8. Time won't make you forget him, it will only make you get used to not having him.

The saddest thing is that I can't say what I hate, and I don't want what I want.

10, will you suddenly think of me one night after many years, and then burst into tears, only to find that you owe me too much?

1 1, you are unhappy and always feel sorry for others.

12, I won't bother you anymore. After all, you will be sad to see me, and I will be heartbroken to see you.

13, you like to turn around and leave, I learned not to stay.

14, teach me how to be indifferent to me.

15, I don't want to like you. You can take back your indifference and arrogance, they can't threaten me.

16, I can accept that you love others. Tell me how much I love you.

17, don't worry about perfunctory me, I will help you make excuses.

18, what I am most afraid of is that others mention me in front of you, and you only have one sentence about caring about me.

19, even if she is so bad, she will always be the person I loved.

20. For me, the saddest thing is to see many people of the opposite sex around me, and I can't let these people come out.

2 1, someone once said to protect you, but later gave all the big waves.

22. I fell in love earlier than you, and you love less than me.

23. Last time I visited your space, I forgot to delete the record. This time, you give me permission.

I have read your information hundreds of times, but I can't say a word.

25, loneliness is probably a person obviously very sad, with tears in his eyes, but because no one cares, a person goes back.

Classic Quotations of "He Cai Tou"

1. When a person advances a little, he needs to explain to the world what he is doing: when a person advances to a very deep and far place, he will let the world follow him and try to understand what he is doing.

2. Everyone makes out early and spreads their emotions in the corner of the textbook.

I miss my mountainous hometown. In front of the great nature, people always feel small, climb high and look far, and only feel the desolation and great silence that makes people cry. The blue sky is God's residence, so my heart is always filled with awe.

4. What kind of pen and ink do I need to describe the sky and spring breeze at the moment? How can I tell you that infinite tenderness with the keyboard?

The role of faith is to build a stronger self, so you can only ask for help from yourself.

6. Lend a pair of your own eyes to the readers and let them observe the world together. When they give it back to you, you will have the world seen by countless pairs of eyes.

7. Make others happy every day and make me miss them forever. I only hope passers-by can see my snow-white bones and hold my lover's hand, just like holding hands every day.

8. Our understanding of eternity is different. My eternity is an unchangeable future, and what girls want is every day.

9. You are valuable. You don't need to socialize and someone must socialize with you. You are worthless. You socialize all over the world and no one remembers who you are.

10. It is better not to reach the other shore. Because it is difficult to go to the other side, it is the most difficult thing to lose after really reaching the other side.

1 1. I will always be a minority; They are like most people. I am right, diligent and successful, and they are all wrong. Lazy and failed. This is to confirm existence through negation.

12. Those hands are no longer glittering and translucent, but become smooth and round, covered with fine lines.

13. That's the time. You always polish your hands first.

I still love you.

When you love someone, but you can't have him, you face a choice: give up or continue. Many people, including you, said: Give up and stop wasting your youth. But, I know, I really can't let go. If I could put it down, I would have put it down long ago, and I wouldn't be in this position now. Therefore, when the night comes, I can only miss one person alone. The most painful thing is that if something disappears, it will disappear forever, and it will never come back, but it will leave a thin and sharp needle stuck in your heart and can't be pulled out. If it wants to embarrass you, you have to be embarrassed. If life is a journey, everyone quietly savors every twist and turn, and every time has a bright future. Try your best to face every day, everyone and everything in the journey with your heart. It is the best and most perfect explanation for others and their own life journey.

I intuitively have no purpose. Traveling without a return date is the most spontaneous travel. Follow your heart, and you are called eloping alone. Keep walking. Follow your heart and travel around Qian Shan. Perhaps this is the meaning of traveling.

When a kite is tired of the sky, can it fall into the sea without hesitation? When you really wait for someone, that person will never appear! When I finally knew what love was, I could never come back. For example, when I know what a fleeting time is, love is blowing in the wind.

Finally, I found out. People who can make my heart ache will still make my heart ache. I finally chose to accept, only to find that the person who was accepted chose to refuse. I used to feel so strong, but I cried when others mentioned those words. what can I do? I also choose to escape. Everything, just because, that sentence should go, should go, don't stay.

When life goes through the late autumn, through the enchanting flower sea on the other side, watching the dribs and drabs I walked on the Sansheng Stone, drinking the Meng Po soup in my hand, and crossing the Naihe Bridge, I entered another reincarnation. Even if some flowers die before they bloom, even if some things die before they are hired, even if their dreams can't come true.

I carry a heavy load and can't move! I met you on the road, you showed me the direction, and I followed you far away! But you only look back at me once in a while and don't give me any care. I want to leave. I want to go in another direction. Because there is someone who loves me from time to time. I hope I have a support on the road, and he can give it to me. So I'm leaving.

The dream woke up, the night was still dark, dance intervened, poetry spread, and the sea failed to change. I will miss the night sky, let it flood into a torrent of tears, crush the memories of the world and crush the prosperity of the world. In the sky with you, can you see the rain and tears like meteors and the spectacular dancing under the stars?

You don't have to envy what others have, as long as you work hard, you will have it; You don't have to show off what you have, because others will have it if they are struggling. More happiness, less trouble, regardless of wealth, status, depth of knowledge. Laugh happily every day, sleep when you are tired and laugh when you wake up.

What I thought would last forever was actually just an accidental meeting. You are the sand blown into my eyes, which blurs my eyes and can't see the sky clearly. This is a busy ending, not the whole city or this country, but everything to me. What do you want, a lifetime together or a good life? All I want is a simple but stable life. Love to the wall, flowing water under the bridge; The best happiness is the care you give.

Don't let your girlfriend turn blue, because she is blue and you are green; Don't let your boyfriend be a beauty, because if he is red, you two will be yellow.