Characters: Zhou Yu, Zhuge Liang, Gao Kuang, Short Kuang, Fat Kuang.

One day, Zhou Yu was at home. Suddenly, a tall madman burst in: "stand up!" " "

Zhou Yu: "Why?"

Gao went crazy: "I want to order you! !"

Zhou Yu: "Hum, he is a madman!" " "(a kick makes you crazy)

The tall madman had just left when a short man came over and said, "Here you are!" " "(throwing a pen)

Zhou Yu: "Why?"

Chunky: "I am your father!" " "

Zhou Yu: "Crazy again!" (Kick out)

Then, a fat man came: "I will chop you up!" " ! "

Zhou Yu began to fight with him.

Zhou Yu played for a long time and said, "You might as well chop Zhuge Liang!"

"good! ! ! ! ! ! "Said the fat man crazy.

Zhou Yu and Gao Madman and Xiao Madman also explained it again. Zhou Yu called them "crazy commandos".

A month later, he received an invitation from Zhuge Liang: "Come to my home!" " "

Zhou Yu: "He should be tortured to death by crazy commandos!" " "

Zhou Yu came to Zhuge Liang's home.

Zhuge Liang invited Gao Kuang: "This is a musician. He wants to control others, so I will let him control the musical instrument. "

Then please Humpty Dumpty: "He likes to give people things, so I'll let him send steamed bread."

Finally, I gave it to the fat madman who was chopping wood: "If he wants to chop something, I'll let him chop it, and everything will be fine. But let him keep cutting, or he will cut something else! "

Zhou Yu froze. Zhuge Liang said, "Crazy people don't blink."

His eyelids turned to Zhou Yu: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ..."

Extended data:

Sketch features:

1, short and pithy, with simple plot. This is the most basic difference between sketch and other works of art and artistic expressions. The sketch belongs to "cultural fast food" and is a beautiful "side dish" rather than a hot pot stew.

2. Humorous. Sketch is the art of "laughing". Most good sketches have enough paragraphs to inspire people from laughter and learn lessons.

3, elegant and popular * * * rewards, a wide range of topics. The small themes and events reflected in the sketches all originated from grassroots and ordinary people. The change of the world and various states of the world are the objects of sketch description, which can be sublimated in art and expressed on the stage.

4. Close to life, novel angle, concise language and strong appeal are the basic requirements of sketch creation. Only works that are close to life are loved and accepted by the masses. Originated from life, higher than life, moderately exaggerated, and typical examples are necessary for successful sketches.

5. Criticizing shortcomings contains philosophy. Through superficial phenomena, satirize some unreasonable things, reveal some philosophies, and entertain and educate. This is not only the original intention of the sketch, but also people's further requirements for it.