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What is the most embarrassing thing since I went to college?
Wow, a lot!

Super embarrassing pants zipper is not pulled properly, makeup is stained by sweat, disposable chopsticks are broken when eating, and the barber cuts your air bangs into lobster shapes, which makes my heart ache. Or eat instant noodles without seasoning bag, which I have really met, and there is really no seasoning bag. . . And the lotion I just bought was accidentally broken, and, er, I lost money, all kinds of money. Although I didn't lose too much, I kept losing a little money, which was super tiring. Oh, and my meal card incident. I lost it three times, and each time I spent 15 yuan's meal supplement card. Later, I was embarrassed to make up the meal card (covering my face and crying). That's it. Everything that doesn't agree with me is trouble. Ha ha ha ha!

Next, I'm going to introduce some small troubles in life. Occasionally, I was dragged to the office by the counselor, and my mother-in-law forced me to read a mantra. Wow, if the college meets our counselor with severe menopausal mania again and wants to cry, it will really be in big trouble. There are many minor problems, such as Wukong being cursed by a hoop, a bird having broken its wings, and various muscles in life being weak. Our counselors are alert of eagles, coquetry of cats and foxes. But unfortunately, in our life and study, our counselors always keep an eagle's eye on us, and can see all the precautions when we arrive late and leave early, and then show their murderous look with the flattery of cats! Then add the snake attribute of belly black and draw a cross for you in your moral education notebook. Of course, the cunning fox attribute is interspersed in all aspects of life. Anyway, it makes your stable life turbulent. Haha, despite this, I still love our counselor 100% as always, and I am always ready to present holy Hada to the counselor! I am very grateful to her for announcing that she must arrive at school before 3 o'clock the day before school starts, which ruined my last lunch at home and forced me to change the two-hour train at 2 o'clock in the afternoon into a four-hour train at 9 o'clock in the morning. I am even more grateful to her for letting me relive the nervousness and anxiety of a primary school student at the age of twenty. Of course, what impressed me the most was that I took half a day off, but I was deducted for two days just because I was one hour late. What impressed me even more was that human fireworks were as urgent as the law. I was a little late and called me three times. I remember it rained on the road that day. I'm drenched like a ghost, and I'm still rushing to school. Our counselor can't, can't, can't help but carve a monument for her!

Three days and three nights can't finish talking about my counselor. She has penetrated into every corner of my college life and become a little trouble in my life. Her existence imprisoned my free and unrestrained soul. The smile on her lips made my hair stand on end, and her eyes made my little heart beat. ? Since the counselor has become a part of my life, I will try my best to fall in love with her and find her lovely, not for anything else, but for those high and low moral education points! If you encounter any minor troubles, please contact us! After all, as the saying goes, if you are unhappy, please say it to make everyone happy! Ha ha ha ha burp!