Can dentists not pull out their teeth? Can the driver not hit people? Can a judge not break the law? Can officials not be corrupt? ..... these questions are all related to "Can a woman pee standing up?" Again, the answer is yes! That is to say: women can pee standing up, dentists can avoid pulling teeth, drivers can avoid hitting people, judges can avoid breaking the law, and officials can avoid corruption ... Yes, why can't a simple problem like "women pee standing up" be realized in life? Alas, this is a terrible "habit" and "thinking mode", and "breaking the mode" and "innovative thinking" are imminent! Because people are used to this "way of thinking", women have to "squat" when urinating. Therefore, if one day "the dentist stops pulling teeth", "the driver stops hitting people", "the judge stops breaking the law", "the official stops hitting people", "the judge stops breaking the law" and "the official stops being greedy for ink", people will feel as uncomfortable as a woman suddenly standing to pee, and it will be ridiculous! Don't say that "officials are greedy for ink" and "judges are illegal" ... just say that this woman who urinates has brought such great changes to half of mankind, but no one is looking for change. Although the standing urinal developed by Germans for pregnant women is very popular, even Germans have not followed this idea to make normal women stand up and pee! Recently, I heard a news that a girl was listed in Guinness because she could pee standing up! It is said that when an old fisherman saw the news, he was very disapproving. He said: I grew up in a fishing village. Before liberation, we fishermen fished at sea all the year round and lived on boats, which made life very difficult. There is no toilet to squat down in, and almost all fishermen on board stand to pee. Now it's Guinness's effort. In fact, what Jinshan wants to ask here is: Do men squat to pee? The answer is yes, and it is just the opposite of the reason why women pee standing up. In the past, the living conditions were poor, and no man would squat to pee because there was no toilet at all. Now that living conditions are good, some men have begun to squat like women to pee! There are facts to prove it: when taking the bus to the rest stop, the emergency toilet in the crowd can accommodate two men to urinate together, but many men choose to turn their backs on everyone. When someone suggested that the two of them enjoy themselves, a man simply pretended to be a stool, squatted on the toilet quietly like a woman, and then flushed afterwards. Why do men squat? It was not until the next rest stop that the mystery was solved. Because there is no toilet at the next stop, there is only an original long concrete pool, and all the men have to stand in a row and "spray water" in one direction. At this time, all the men looked at each other curiously and began to quarrel with each other: Man A: Oh, you are in a hurry! Man B: You are in a hurry to pee, just wait! Man C: You two wait for urgent urination and frequent urination! Man D: Hey, look at Lao Zhang, he is short! ..... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... There were bursts of laughter from the toilet! Netizens should not be happy. It's a joke now, but at that time, the privacy of this conversation became more and more private, and several parties almost fought for it. Do you see it? This is why men squat to pee, because "privacy" is too deliberately "concerned" to squat shyly. Interestingly, instead of "privacy", women are blessed to squat down and "hide"; People have secrets to hide, but God makes them stand naked. As the saying goes, "Thirty years in the east and thirty years in the west", the advantage of men standing in the past has now become the disadvantage of some men, and the disadvantage of women standing to pee has now become the advantage of breaking the Guinness Book of Records. In fact, there is another reason why men squat to pee, that is, men deliberately "care" in secret places. It turns out that men are extremely anxious to urinate, and a bubble of urine is divided into several joints ... including the size of "privacy" is not a problem, but now it is a problem for drug sellers, and it is a problem of "illness". Moreover, "disease" is deeply rooted in people's hearts. Every man, including women, knows that men are getting better now: urgent urination, frequent urination, waiting for urination ... XX is very short ... A peasant woman who has been married for more than 30 years and has been a grandmother suddenly called Jinshan to complain that her husband XX is short, and he can't say a word for a long time like that criminal. Listen, it's really hard to be human now. Peeing all the time is a serious disease. "XX", which once made great contributions to his wife's pleasure and reproduction, suddenly became short and became a "problem" with shame. So whoever's okay, call a doctor. In order to avoid right and wrong, men have to turn a "privacy" into a "shy rose" that opens quietly! In fact, any part of a person's body can't stand deliberate attention, especially a person's face can't stand scrutiny. Now, human beings, especially women, have just entered this misunderstanding, that is, they pay too much attention to a face: from "whitening" to "degreasing" ... now they must block all the air holes ... If this continues, a person's face will be more ashamed to see people like the bottom, and it will have to be wrapped in cloth! In particular, the realization of computer image restoration function makes real human beings feel more and more ashamed. So all kinds of cosmetics became popular again, including some men as delicate and white as that fox. As a result of this vague aesthetic, I'm afraid the original face can only be regarded as a monkey's ass, which is only suitable for squatting. Therefore, Jinshan appeals here: human beings should not compete with the objective laws of metabolism in vain! On the contrary, human beings should pay more attention to the colorful spiritual world, so as to make human beings show off and compare with each other to a new level: deepen their thinking, noble quality, enrich their language and shine their wisdom ... the standard standing posture of Britney Spears, a urinal for pregnant women developed by Germans.