The owner of the dog asked the owner of the hairless dog, "What's your dog's name?"
The man said, "This dog is called a lion if it has hair."
Animal joke: 2. A pig and a hen are talking about charity. The pig said, "I really want to have a way to help those poor people who have no food."
The chicken said, "Let's make a ham egg for them."
The pig shook his head and said, "That's easy for you to say. You just contributed a by-product, but I have to sacrifice a leg. "
3. A pair of ducks went to play by the river and saw the frog couple hibernating in the cave by the river. Drake: Look, how happy I am. Mother duck said to the drake: Don't look, it's the big boss, living in a villa, honeymoon, let's never think about it in this life!
The little mosquito asked his mother to allow him to go to the theatre. After a long struggle, her mother finally agreed.
"Well, you can go," she advised, "but be careful when people applaud."
5. An ant quarreled with the crow in the tree!
Ant: Come down if you dare!
Crow: Come up if you have the guts!
Ant: OK! You wait for me, and you will know!
Crow: What do you want?
Ant: I'll let all my brothers shake you down and kill you immediately!