B: Hey! People are really tired when they are alive. I want to sleep when I stand, and I have to wait in line when I go to the canteen. Eating is tasteless and studying is very tiring! Why? Four or six! I won't talk to you. I'm going to recite English words in the Woods in front of the comprehensive building. Bye-bye！ (Looking back at the audience) I don't want to be a third wheel yet! Come on, back it here!
A: (sitting on the ground reciting words)
Life is so hard. When I see English, I feel bored. It's nonsense to say that I don't want to take the exam again. There are still 32 days before my seventh make-up exam (wrench index reaches 7).
A: Fuck (Ha read the second sound)? Can't you see I'm reciting words here? What's that noise?
Oh, sorry. I also want to recite words here for a while.
A: What? Do you want to recite words here? Here? (pointing to the ground) Right here?
Yes, here it is. Although the ground is a little dirty, I'll make do with it. (Retract A's finger)
Are you going to make do with it? I'm sorry, I have to announce to you very solemnly and heavily: I have occupied this seat.
Can I get it here? How to occupy?
A: It seems that if you don't see the Yellow River, you won't die, and you won't cry if you don't see the coffin. (Pick up a piece of "soul mate" brand toilet paper from the ground)
Do you see it? A piece of toilet paper, the sign of "soul mate" smells like a thief!
B: This-this-this can also be taken!
A: It's all in universities. The schoolbag has no cushion, and the cushion has no business card. It's really no good. Toilet paper is scattered everywhere. Everyone on earth knows that. (Yes, B) All I need is you.
B: ok, ok, you can do it! I'm from Mars, okay?
A: Not like (see B) Saturn.
Brother, let's recite the words.
Why are you in such a hurry? Have you made up the exam four or five times?
B: (holding A's hand) bosom friend! I have taken the exam six times.
A: Let go (shaking hands). Who is your bosom friend? I only made up the exam four times!
B: well, my girlfriend and I are both yellow because of this level 4.
A: Ah! The chain reaction is so big (try to squeeze tears, touch the corners of your eyes with saliva, and play the role of tears. Say it, man, and share it with everyone!
B: I don't want to talk about it.
A: Go ahead!
B: I won't! (coy)
A: Go ahead. Can everyone share it with you? So as not to get upset, don't you think? (raising voice)
B: Hey! (Bowing his head into endless memories of the past) It was a sunny night in a month.
A: (Open your hands) Romantic!
B: I took her hand and put it in my palm (holding A's hand). I knew she wasn't angry with me at all.
A: It's not dark yet! (imitating b's girlfriend)
No one has seen us.
A: Bah! (pats B on the shoulder)
B: Xiao Li! What do you like about me?
A: I won't tell you!
B: I am not handsome!
A: I don't care!
B: I have no money!
I wish I had you.
I still have many bad habits. I like smoking, drinking and playing mahjong!
A: I like you, the tough guy who smokes, drinks and plays mahjong.
B: I can be a hooligan, too!
You are so annoying! Men are not bad, women don't love them!
B: I haven't passed Band 4 yet!
A: Huh? There's still time to hit on my mom before level four. Get out!
B: That's it.
It's yellow, ripe and ready to eat. Seriously, I'm not much better than you!
Maybe you have your own difficulties.
A: Hey, I took the No.225 bus that time.
Go to Hao San Street. It is always crowded.
A: By the way, people are almost crowded into the photo. On this crowded bus, I swayed from side to side and accidentally …
B: I killed him.
A: Why can't you say a good word? Who killed your partner! I stepped on the foot of the man behind me. When I looked back, it turned out to be a burly man with yellow hair, blue eyes and white skin …
B: Come on, foreigner!
A: I look like a foreigner, so we can't lose our manners, so I show a charming smile unique to boys: I'm sorry!
Oh, I'm sorry too!
A: I thought to myself: Ah, sorry two, oh, sorry three, a foreigner.
Why are you apologizing?
Oh, my God! The foreigner refused to give in. He's already sorry No, at least we have been learning dumb English for seven or eight years. I quickly said, oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. Five!
Excuse me, five o'clock? Sorry, number five. lol ...
A: This foreigner not only makes fun of me, but also wants to make my face foam! I will give you some color to see see!
B: (imitating a foreigner's accent) What? You must give me some color to see see!
A: God, it hurts my self-esteem, so I am determined to learn this broken English well and be a promising young man in the new era (posing)
B: That's right! Let's study English well, learn when there are difficulties, and create when there are no difficulties.
Then let's look at The New York Times backwards.
Broadway is everywhere.
A: Watch all Hollywood blockbusters.
B: Chinese and English are up to you.
A: Why should we make great contributions to society?
B: The wish to find a girlfriend must come true first!
A: As long as you learn English well, you are not afraid of not finding a girlfriend. In the future, if you work to earn dollars, you will be excellent in Band 4.
B: Don't say anything, just recite the words!
A: Forget it, let's go, there are still programs waiting in line!
B: Then let's go! (holding A's hand)