Ruan Jinyuan is a classmate of my Olympiad class. His bad luck is terrible at the thought, but it often brings us fun and makes us laugh. The most interesting thing is.

That day, we were having a class. Suddenly, there was a disgusting sound from behind. I looked back. It turned out that Ruan Jinyuan was blowing his nose. He blew one piece of paper at a time and used up all the papers in a few minutes, but he didn't seem to have finished blowing, so he asked the teacher who was in class for help. He said, teacher, do you have a napkin? Why don't you go to the front desk? There may be one. The teacher replied. Hearing this, he immediately left his seat and went to the front desk. After a while, I saw him come to the classroom with a helpless and reluctant face, as if thinking about something. I thought it was because there were no napkins at the front desk, but I didn't expect that. He is not without paper, but worse than without paper, because this kind of paper is as hard and dry as cardboard.

As soon as he came in, the classroom burst into laughter. Some students laughed on the table; Some students laughed when the servant leaned back; Some students are laughing and banging on the table. Ruan Jinyuan smiled quietly when he saw this scene, and Gherardini said, Alas, I am really unlucky.

I didn't expect him to admit his bad luck. It seems that his luck is really bad.

Chapter 2: The unlucky bear came to my house.

Today, I watched the movie "Unlucky Bear" at home. Suddenly, there was a violent knock at the door: dong! Knock on the door. ! When I heard this, I laughed myself: haha! This must be a fat and strong big guy who knocked on my door when he was drunk! In case I guess wrong, I came to the door, stood on a small bench with one leg and peeped out from the cat's eye like a monkey. I didn't read it, but when I saw it, I cried out in surprise! This is my old buddy, unlucky bear! I'm watching my brother's movie!

So, I let it in as happily as a national leader. When I went in, I quickly let it sit in one of my favorite armchairs. Who knows that its * * * is so big that it can't fit into an armchair at all. Helpless, I had to move a desk three meters long and two meters wide. It sat down happily.

We chatted for a while. Suddenly, the unlucky bear's eyes fell on my unfinished movie "unlucky bear". It happened to see that it was bullied and was very angry, so it shouted: bad guy! I'm not that unlucky! Then he rushed to the TV.

After three seconds, just listen to bang! One sound, and then it is! A scream. I heard the cry and rushed there. The TV didn't play much. The key is the unlucky bear, which has two glittering leather bags on its forehead. I saw it holding the bag and said with a wry smile: hey hey! This guy's iron fist skill is really good!

Chapter 3: What a terrible day, Huang Guojun.

Hey, today is really unlucky.

As soon as I got up in the morning, I stretched out of bed and plopped. I tripped over something. I looked back and found that it was a trash can that tripped me. Hey, why do I smell a bad smell? The ground in front of me is clean. I smelled it again, as if it was coming from me. It turns out that when the trash can tripped over me, all the garbage fell on me!

I took a quick bath and then set off for school at once. What happened? Why is it raining? The weather forecast says it will be sunny today. It seems that the weather forecast is really unreliable. I look at others again, and there is not a drop of rain.

When I went to physical education class at noon, a bird flew to me. Suddenly, the bird dropped a pile of shit and landed right on my head. The students looked at me in such a mess that they all laughed.

I was walking on my way to school after school in the afternoon. Suddenly, a man walked by me. The man stepped on a pile of shit, and the shit splashed higher than me. Suddenly, it seems that a tracking system is installed, and everything falls on me. What bad luck.

At night, when I was about to go to bed, I just stretched myself, but a meteorite fell from the sky. Fortunately, I was smart enough to avoid it. I looked at it in bed, and it turned out to be a meteorite, which is of great research value! I have money on my mind. But the meteorite turned into a bomb again, and boom, I was blown to the hospital for treatment.

Today is really unlucky.

Chapter 4: Unlucky Digging Sweet Potato

One day, we went for an autumn outing. The worst thing is to dig sweet potatoes. When digging sweet potatoes, we found a branch and started the game like farmers. I dug hard, but I still couldn't dig it out. At this time, Huang Yazi shouted: I have dug one. Suddenly, the students looked at her with admiration and said, "Great!" ! I thought to myself: since Huang Yazi can dig, of course I can dig. After that, I began to dig hard again, but I didn't dig it out for a long time. I'm a little discouraged. Suddenly, my eyes lit up and I found half a sweet potato. I cried quickly, and I found one, but I picked it up. The students immediately ran over and saw that I only dug half a sweet potato, so they said, this is not a sweet potato, just an ordinary stone! This is not a stone, just like a stone, it is a sweet potato! I answered. The students looked at it carefully, and sure enough, they found it was sweet potato and left. Later, Li saw a sweet potato and dug it desperately. Li Hua and Asano Nagaakira saw it and went over to ask, What are you doing? It's sweet potato, but I can't dig it out! Li replied.

Li Hua, Asano Nagaakira and I listened and went to help. We seem to have tried our best, but we still haven't dug it up. Li went to pull out its roots, but it broke. In the end, we still didn't dig the sweet potato.

Yes, I'm unlucky. There are only two sweet potatoes, and they have all been found. I still don't understand in the end. Others can dig, but I can't? In this way, a sweet potato digging activity is over.

Chapter 5: An unfortunate incident.

Early this morning, my mother told our whole family: I will help you detoxify today, and no one can escape. Detoxification means that my mother bought a kind of jade for her to carry. As long as it is red, it means you have a fire. It is said that as long as the fire is blown out, your illness will be cured. After that, the mother began to perform its task.

Mom asked me to show my back first, and then apply a medicine. As long as you carry the medicine on your back, it means that you are getting angry. My mother scratched me on the shoulder with a jade, and I cried. My mother said to me, relax, you won't feel pain. I promised my mother that I finally calmed down.

When it's time to shave the back, my mother shaves the left side first. I felt very painful, so I bit my teeth, but it still hurt. I covered my head with a book and breathed into it. After a while, I said to my mother, mom, it hurts! My mother said kindly to me, then talk and don't move. After talking for a while, my nose ran down. I wiped my nose with a towel, but it ran down again. I said to my mother: Mom, are you ready? Mom said that every place will be OK after scraping 65,438+00. After shaving 65,438+00, get dressed. I have to cut my mother's nails. My mother almost cut my nails when she cut them for me. It doesn't matter. When I was sleeping at night, my back was touched and it hurt terribly. Now, I can only endure it for a few days.

It's really a bad thing.