★☆ Summarize the latest 22 hilarious jokes ★☆ I wish you happiness after reading it! ! ! 1. In high school, after class, all the students ran out for lunch. A girl took a shortcut before others, and the manhole cover in front of her fell off! After a while, she climbed up with the edge of the well. She was embarrassed. A junior high school student walked by in horror. She was in a hurry and said as she climbed, hey! It's really hard to repair ... ★☆ 2. When I was in middle school, I was bitten by mosquitoes in the summer, which was particularly itchy in class, but I couldn't reach in and scratch. It's killing me After class, I stole a box of cool oil from my deskmate (girl) and ran to the toilet. I regret it after I put it on-well, DD stood up and said nothing! I can't stop for lack of clothes in summer, so I have to bend over and move the room, sit down and lean on the desk and dare not move. Cool oil smells so bad that my deskmate snapped, You stole my cool oil? Where did you wipe it? ! I wish I was dead! I just opened the coke and drank it twice, then shook it and blew it out. Hold it in your mouth, stick it, and finally spray it out of your nose. ★☆ 3. One day, I got on the bus with a good friend, and the front was full, so I ran to the back, and there were just two seats. There are two middle school students sitting in the front row. After one stop, a woman in her twenties led a 7-or 8-year-old boy on the bus. (I later learned that this is her child. () There were no seats, so I stood next to those two middle school students. Before long, the child began to make trouble and said that his leg hurt. The middle school student stood up and offered his seat to the child. That said, just let the child do it on your knee. Middle school students agreed. The child sat on the knee of the middle school student. After a few more stops, a girl came over. It's the kind that is extremely beautiful and extremely sexy. A low-cut skirt. When the bus was running, the child suddenly shouted at his mother, "Mom, my brother's little boy is moving!" " Just like dad's. "Wandering around! Hehe, there was a commotion in the car. That middle school student is very ashamed. Pull the classmate, and then shout to the driver: "ring the doorbell!" ！” (He wants to open the door, hehe) Then, he got off. ★☆ 4. When I was in high school, I woke up at home at noon and ate two oranges. After eating the yellow on my finger, I went straight to school without washing my hands. When I was with my classmates in the afternoon, one of them said, "Why are you so disgusting? You wipe your fingers with shit! " "I said, it's not shit, it's oranges at noon." Then I shook my finger. Two days later, it was miserable. The whole school knew that a classmate in our school wiped his fingers after defecating, and he kept nagging his fingers after doing it, saying that it smelled of oranges. One day, he was walking in the street with a beautiful friend. Suddenly, a peddler came up and said to my good friend, hey, sister, come and see. There is a new movie. My friend is very angry ... What happened? Do I know you? There is no bathroom in our hotel. You can go to the toilet opposite. We have an agreement with them. When you get there, you can say that you are eating! ★☆ 7. One day, a female friend of mine came to me and said, "I am depressed, I am bleeding." "Blood collapse?" I asked. "The amount of menstruation is so large!" Answer. Oh, as a man, of course I don't know what a bloody collapse is. There are two flowers, one for each table. A few days later, my boss who hadn't given me a raise for several years suddenly gave me a raise. I sat in my office, smiling with a paycheck, and said, "I feel that I haven't had my period for several months, and today I suddenly have a bloody collapse." When I looked up, the whole office was staring at me. . . ★☆ 8. In the third year of high school, in the chemistry class, the teacher talked about organic chemistry polymers or something. Suddenly the teacher gave an example and drew a "phthalein bond" on the blackboard, telling everyone that this is a "eunuch". Let's give him a "methyl" and laugh. ★☆ 9. University, I study computer. During the internship on the computer, when the teacher dozed off, all beings were crazy about CS. Our captain couldn't hold back his excitement and quickly established a local area network. Classic dust2, the captain shouted: I am cheap (made), I am cheap (made), don't rob me. ——! Don't worry, my captain, we won't fight you. ★☆ 10. The university handed in a BF, and I haven't been to his dormitory for a long time. One day, I went to his dormitory to find him, and I was very anxious. I opened the door and found him in the whole dormitory. Because they didn't know each other very well, I was a little nervous and asked him where he was going. I don't know why, but I blurted out, "Where's my man? ! "The whole dormitory was silent 10 seconds, and I rushed out of the door. ★☆ 1 1. What a pity! During the May Day holiday this year, my mother and I went to the shopping mall for a long time. Later, I went to a sneaker counter and my mother asked me to try on a pair of shoes. I was exhausted at that time, and even I felt that my mind was not very clear. ~ ~ ~ Maybe I tried on too many pants before. I began to untie my belt without saying a word, and then naturally I had to pull the pants door. Oh, my God, my mother called. Hey, what are you doing? ! I just recovered! The salesman of that shoe stared at me blankly. I really ... hey! Face as hot as a roast pig! What a pity! ★☆ 12. 13 years old, I came to work for the first time (menstruation), so I wanted my mother to help me, but ... I felt it was also an embarrassing thing to tell my mother. Finally, I called my mother for a long time and finally got up the courage to say to my mother: Mom, I am pregnant (actually, I was going to say "Mom, Huh? My face turned red as soon as I brushed it. Uh ... I'm so depressed ★☆ 13. When I was in high school, my friends and I had lunch near the school. He ordered a bowl of lasagna and another friend was drinking coke. Then I wonder who told a joke. The coke drinker laughed so hard that coke dripped from his nose. Friends laugh at others' embarrassment, but Zhang Kuan's face comes out of his nostrils! After graduating from college, I can't help laughing every time I see him ★☆ 14. Once, outside the shop outside the station, something suddenly rushed over. A man was so anxious that he asked his comrades to pack sanitary napkins for me. The salesman and I were stunned, thinking that there was nothing to help his wife. The salesman immediately handed him a pack of sanitary napkins for daily use. He said in a hurry that it was not like this. I want sanitary napkins for men. The salesman and I both collapsed at that time ... ★☆ 15. I went to my classmate's school to play during the holiday. It was a woman. She accompanied me around the school and passed a toilet. She said I had to go to the bathroom. Then I said I was leaving, too. So I turned and walked to the men's room. After that, I put the paper in my hand ... and then we looked at each other, looking at ... She seemed to suddenly react, blushed and said, just wipe your hands ... I kept whispering in my heart: Don't you know that a boy just needs to shake it twice ... ★☆ 16. There was a fool near the unit, who seemed to have done some surgery and broke his brain at once, so he was nervous. Is it? Is it? I was in a hurry to do something when he came over and I thought he had something to say to me. I quickly said: Yes, yes, yes, ... As a result, that fool only said two words ... stupid x ... almost fainted ★☆ 17. In junior high school. Another person was anxious and scolded: "Your deskmate is a NB!" "The man who stayed next to us burst into laughter ... ★☆ 18. In Chinese class, the text was about the harm of the environment, the leakage, the serious pollution and the emotional place. The 40-year-old Chinese aunt patted the podium angrily and said loudly," You humans! I don't know how to protect the environment ! "The whole class petrochemical★☆19. When I was in college, I had to queue up at the gym to buy train tickets before the winter vacation next year. One year when I was waiting in line, I suddenly felt someone stabbing me in the back. Looking back, my classmate handed me a piece of paper and opened it. It said, "I am a girl in a red sweater about 20 meters behind ..." I looked back carefully and found her. Her face is red and lovely, just my type. So I quickly read the contents behind the note, "I have an extra sleeper to Hangzhou." If anyone wants it, please pass it on ... "★☆ 20. One night, I passed by the cemetery and saw a fire. I thought it was a ghost fire, so I threw a brick and the fire moved to another grave. That man still has a brick, so I heard it? ***? You can't even shit. You get two bricks when you smoke? ★☆ 2 1. A new shop assistant remembers everything. An old lady bought a bottle of soy sauce. The clerk said, "I'll charge you xx yuan, and this is your change. Do you need a straw? The old lady suddenly fainted ... ★☆ 22. Once after school, my deskmate asked me to have dinner with her. When she left, she kindly reminded me to "go to the toilet". I may just want to eat and blurt out "I'm not hungry" ... Looking back, my deskmate squatted on the ground laughing.