1. My brother brought a group of friends home for dinner. After a while, my brother mysteriously went to the kitchen and said to the mother who cooked, "Is there a future daughter-in-law?" Mom didn't look up and said, "The one in the white skirt." The younger brother said in surprise, "Mom, you are really something. How did you see that? " Mother said flatly, "Because she is the one I hate most among these people."
2. A person got drunk at a class reunion, got into a taxi, and quickly said to the master, "Master, what do you think is that I can't control my lower body after drinking a little wine?" "Hey, man, there are a few things. It's normal to drink some wine and spend some time." The gay man said, "No, master, I peed in your car."
3. A woman asked the master, "Master, why did my husband cheat?" "Eat this cake first." "hmm." "Is it delicious?" "delicious." "Do you want another piece?" "think." "Do you know why your husband cheated this time?" "I see, because he is insatiable and never knows satisfaction." "Come on, you are fat!"
4. A girls' school is haunted. One day I was met by Xiaohong. The ghost said: junior. . . Look at that. . . I have no feet. . . I have no feet. . . Xiaohong: That's nothing. Listen, senior, I don't have breasts. I have no breasts.
5. Have dinner with a couple in the evening. This woman is pregnant. When she speaks, she hates her potbellied husband. She touched her belly and said, "Son, you should be pregnant with your father. Your mother's belly is affordable, and your father's belly is a big apartment! " Husband patted his trembling stomach with a wry smile: "That's the building area, the oil stall is too big, and the living area is not much."
6. A friend said, "I have studied hard for every exam for more than ten years. For what, for myself? " Not only to improve the average class score, but also to save face for the teacher, first evaluate the grade director and let the principal go to the Education Bureau for a meeting to save face. I feel scared and sweaty every time I copy it. Did I mention complaining? Selfless to this point, what do you want me to do! "
7. One day my roommate bought several bags of edamame (one bag for another) and I ate them. He went out, and after a while, he also ate, but I vomited while eating slowly, but he didn't vomit. I was surprised to ask him if he had skin. He said, peel it yourself before eating! ! So the demonstration, I saw him with one in his mouth, spit the rice back after a while, then spit off the skin, and soon there was a bag of rice. ...
8. The couple are chatting in the yard. Suddenly a gust of wind ... My husband pointed to the small tree in the yard: Come, wife, hold the tree ... My wife smiled: What, are you still afraid that I will be blown away by the wind? Husband: No, I'm afraid that little tree will be blown away. Honey, just bang: Nima ...
9. A: What should I do? B: What's the matter? Brother Jia: My girlfriend came to my house. B: That's a good thing. A: But there is another one in the drawer of my closet. Dude, give me that closet. You don't need it anyway.
10, once quarreled with my wife, I shouted: Don't think that you are beautiful and I dare not scold you! I thought she would be happy. Stop arguing. Who knows, stupid wife: don't think that what you said seems reasonable, so I won't hit you.
1 1. My colleague asked me, "Why do you think lazy sheep has shit on its head?" "Why do you think it's shit, not ice cream?" I asked. Colleagues froze for a few seconds and finally came up with a satisfactory answer: "I guess I ate less ice cream, so I didn't expect it." Hmm? no ...
12. Today, I went to work by subway. This is the morning rush hour. A girl suddenly shouted at me, "Do you want to save face?" ! Squeeze what "I'm afraid others will misunderstand me. I quickly said: there are many people, and it is inevitable to be crowded. " "Then don't TM squeeze acne on my face! ! "
13. Some diaosi took a bus one day. The conductor asked, "Where are you from and where are you going?" They said, "We are from the Tang Dynasty in the East, and we are going to the Western Heaven to learn from the scriptures." The whole car laughed. The conductor said, "Several masters took the wrong bus, which is north to south." A diaosi whispered, "Then go to the South China Sea to see Sister Guanyin first."
14, a friend saw a film man on a recruitment website, so he added QQ and sent photos as required. The other party's nickname is Wang Dao, and the reply is very direct: Take off your clothes and have a look. Then my friend did it. She took a photo of the clothes hanging on the balcony and sent it, adding: Do you want an address? Taobao exploded!
15, a person's hair state says: please name three things you lose most often. Mine are: eye drops, lip balm and umbrella. The following people said: face, parents' face, teacher's face … as a result, a row of people forwarded it to their knees …
16, my girlfriend's aesthetic taste in buying clothes is very poor. She thinks beautiful clothes are actually ugly. Because of this, I broke my heart and my mouth. Finally, I figured it out: if she had high taste, she wouldn't like me!
17, when I was studying, I always walked away temporarily in class. Suddenly, the pot in the classroom exploded. At this time, a classmate turned a back flip when a martial artist was on the podium. When the teacher came back, everyone was quiet. Only he foolishly turned over the last teacher on the podium and asked what you were doing. The classmate was so happy that he didn't know what to do at the moment, so he had to say, I'm so excited to find ten dollars. Teacher: pay the public!
18, take a long-distance sleeper bus at a time. I don't know where the smell came from. The driver shouted: put a plastic bag on those smelly feet. After more than ten minutes, it still stinks, and everyone began to stir, but I don't know who it was. A buddy next to him scolded: The driver stinks. Why are you sitting there? Look who it is. As soon as the driver heard the fire, he immediately came up and scolded: fuck, check, check, let me smell it one by one!
19. I accidentally dialed 1 19 last night. In order not to make people think that I am an idiot who lied about the fire alarm, I quickly set fire to my house. hahaha. I'm too smart.
20. On the bus, a young father stood on the bus with his five-year-old son. Son: How did you make mom angry? Dad: Don't ask. Do you want to eat instant noodles tonight? Son: No! Dad: Then listen to dad. When I got to grandma's house, I cried when I saw her. Don't let go until your mother comes home with us ... Son: Oh, I see. Dad, what are you doing? Dad hesitated: I hugged the other leg and cried …
2 1, by bus, there were many people. I stood face to face with a sister, watching the video with my head down. Suddenly I felt a little itchy, so I hung my nose again and again, and then a booger fell into the middle of my sister's mobile phone screen. . . Generally speaking, this is not superb. What is superb is that I am extremely embarrassed, so I quickly wiped it and smashed my sister's mobile phone to the ground. . .
22. I went to withdraw money with my friends today and took out 30 new tickets, one after another. I said, keep it, 30 consecutive numbers are not common, and maybe it will appreciate in the future. The friend nodded and turned to leave. I was thinking, but he deposited the money in the ATM.
23. M: Let's not get tired of being together all day and give everyone some space, shall we? W: You don't always have so many demands. After all, I'm just a mortal! Man: mortal? Hey, what a nuisance!
24. My wife called me at work and said, "Honey, I have good news and bad news for you. Which do you want to listen to first? " Because I was busy at work, I quickly said, "Tell me the good news!" " Wife: "The airbag of your car is really good ~"
25. After getting off the bus, an aunt found that she had left her keys in the car. Aunt chased the bus and shouted, "My keys are in your car! My keys are in your car! " Hearing this, the driver stepped on the gas and drove faster, muttering, "This aunt died in a bad place. She must die in my car ... "
26. The Internet cafe at the school gate quarreled all noon. Suddenly, someone shouted, "Where did you get your ID card for surfing the Internet?" A pupil cried and said, "The stationmaster said that you can't get on without an ID card. I saw an ID number on the advertisement posted at the door, so I copied it down and used it. " The man growled: "Do you dare to copy the ID card on the national A-level wanted order? How does your father manage you? "
27, looking for a job, the boss over there said: Goose's company only recruits one person. So many students speak, I am from Peking University! I'm from Sichuan University! I have a big wave! Suddenly the world was quiet and the girl was taken. I said to another college student: Alas, this society! The man said, yes, that's from the University of Poland. What's the big deal?
Last weekend, a buddy of mine took his eight-year-old nephew to the hospital for an injection. When he injected this product, he cried, which made this buddy very anxious. After a while, a beautiful nurse came to comfort him. He stopped crying at once and pulled the nurse and said, "Beauty, I am an injured person. Sit down and talk to me for a while. Hey. " At that moment, everyone was shocked. My buddy is too ashamed to look the nurse in the eye. Who taught Xiong Haizi this? ! !
29. Two days ago, my five-year-old daughter suddenly asked me: Mom, are you afraid of snakes? Me: Mom is not afraid! Ask again: What about cockroaches? Me: Not afraid either! Daughter: What about the mouse? Me: My mother is not afraid ~ My daughter said to herself: My mother is really a woman, and the goddess is afraid, so I am afraid ~
30. The weather is very hot. About 40 degrees. In a snack bar, a woman said, "Boss, give me a drink!" " The boss said, "Do you want something cold?" "The woman said angrily," don't you know that the woman has been ill for several days? " !" The boss said impatiently, "Who knows, you don't have a sanitary towel on your face."
Editor's note: A friend is very good at wine. He once got drunk and went home. When he woke up the next day, he wanted to go to work by bike, but he couldn't find it. His wife has gone to work and called to ask, I remember riding my car back last night, why didn't she come to the yard? His wife scolded, and you have the nerve to ask. Last night, you rode a tree fork into the hospital and leaned against the wall solemnly. Who knows where you lost your car? My brother-in-law said: I said how tired I am!
Advertising words of sanitary napkins
Every time I open it, it's a new feeling.
Small size, great wisdom.
Be more considerate and less uneasy.
Free-flying sanitary napkins-flying is a brand-new experience
Care about women, but also know that women let you help for free (Zhang Liangxing)
A relaxed feeling, so can you.
Soft, really comfortable.
Freedom comes from the temptation of strawberries.
I choose my own-free girl series sanitary napkins.
Open the bag with strawberries. 24. Tell you that you love strawberries for free.
With free, life is really easy.
There is Sophie-Sophie's advertising slogan, which is super reassuring for night sanitary napkins. It is really reassuring.
You can close it again every time you open it, but it's free.
Women's sanitary napkins are women's umbrellas.
And strawberries and fresh.
Free for my own use.
Open it and fall in love with her.
Free-flying sanitary napkins-feel free, feel free
Super dry, fresh and instant cleaning-Hushubao sanitary napkin
Free-flying sanitary napkins give you carefree youth.
Soft as water and warm as the sun!
The only care for women: free sanitary napkins
Freedom, fly to your heart
Love yourself, love freedom, love strawberries, love yourself.
Woman, the "Moon" is as happy as the "Moon"-Hu sanitary towel "umbrella"
Your secret, your freedom
If you use it, you will know that free is what you want.
Free sanitary napkins are intimate.
A little service, peace of mind all day long.
FERR is great alone.
Sophie, Comfort Your Heart —— Sophie's Super Rest-at-ease Night Sanitary napkins advertising words
Hey, strawberry.
Say goodbye to embarrassment easily
Free health is between opening and closing.
The most loyal friend, the most heartfelt protection.
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Gentle and considerate, just seeking freedom.
Those days were just to spoil you.
Give yourself a thoughtful care.
Create a relaxed life with your heart-Ling Jie sanitary napkin
Small materials are of great use-disposable mini sanitary napkins.
Free-flying sanitary napkins-unexpected good
You know freedom and you know your freedom. 37. The simplest possession, the most intimate care.
Youth is for flying and freedom.
Who knows the daughter's heart-Ling Jie sanitary napkin "Su Xin Jie Shen"
Cool and breathable, bid farewell to Woodenhead.
The value-added enjoyment of body and mind makes you unexpectedly gentle and sweet.
Angel-like easy care
Free, take you to fly.
If you want to fly higher, choose freedom.
"Seven-degree space girls list sanitary napkins, and I will decide my comfort"-Seven-degree space sanitary napkins
A piece of consideration-Shu Ting's new generation of sanitary napkins "consideration"
Freedom, release your freedom.
The feeling of freedom and flying
Free and unrestrained
Choose health, choose comfort-a good and comfortable sanitary towel "goldfish bowl"
Freedom, your liberal
No feeling, the best feeling
Sanitary napkin advertising language daquan
1, Sophie, comfort your heart
2, choose health and choose comfort-a good and comfortable sanitary towel "goldfish bowl"
3. Seven-dimensional space advertisement: I can move whenever I want. Me, whether to sit or not, I said that only physical love is the best, just like the seven-dimensional girl series sanitary napkins, which create a comfortable cotton surface for me. I will decide my comfort, no matter those days.
4, the feeling of flying freely.
5, so comfortable and refreshing? Thin butterfly wings-how comfortable and refreshing is Tianxin? Thin butterfly wing sanitary napkin
6. Free-flying sanitary napkins-what a surprise
7. Enjoy the value of body and mind.
8. FERR is wonderful alone.
9. Free for my own use
10, sealed zipper, locked strawberry, locked healthy.
1 1, tenderness and thoughtfulness are free only.
12, the moon is pleasant when girls are "moon"-Hu sanitary towel "umbrella"
13, with Sophie, it's really reassuring-Sophie's advertising slogan is super reassuring night sanitary napkins.
14, free-flying sanitary napkins, giving you carefree youth.
15, open it and fall in love with her.
16, creating an infinitely beautiful life-Jiumei sanitary napkin
17, free, your liberal.
18, the sanitary towel is good, the figure is good, the food is delicious, and the cooking is cool.
19, the child's menstrual bleeding is a mother's biggest concern ... Fortunately, xx brand sanitary napkins produced by Harbin * * * factory are used, and X feels good. Oh, no, it feels good when inserted, and it absorbs quickly to prevent side leakage. From now on, my mother can worry. Source: Please keep it.
20, freedom, freedom-freedom
2 1 makes you unexpectedly gentle.
22, hey, strawberry
23. Care as simple as an angel
24. La, la, la, hey, la, la, la, la, la. Being a girl is beautiful. Sophie super sleep ultra-thin series.
25, the simplest possession, the most intimate care
26, a little service, peace of mind all day long
27. If you want to fly higher, choose freedom.
28. Youth is for flying and freedom.
29. Girls use sanitary napkins and women use umbrellas. (Female screen name is simple but elegant)
30, the girl "moon" when the "moon" happy-Hu sanitary towel "umbrella"
3 1, say goodbye to embarrassment simply and freely
32. Strawberries will see you for a few days.
33, cool and breathable, bid farewell to the wooden head
34. Super dry, fresh and instant cleaning-Hushubao sanitary napkin
35. Who knows the daughter's heart-Ling Jie sanitary napkin "Su Xin Jie Shen"
36. Sophie Sophie's super-assured sanitary napkins are really reassuring to use in AD at night.
37. I decide my comfort-Seven-degree space series sanitary napkins for girls
38. Create a simple life with your heart-Ling Jie sanitary napkin
39. Comfortable experience and healthy feeling-Jieting sanitary towel "Xu endorsement"
40. "What's so good about sanitary napkins?" Ask him together.
4 1, the only free sanitary towel that cares for girls.
42. Hu: The more girls, the happier.
43. Several little boys chipped in a dozen dollars to buy toys. "What can I buy for more than ten dollars?" One of them asked.
44. Super dry, fresh and instant cleaning-Hushubao sanitary napkin
45. "Seven-degree space girls list sanitary napkins, and I will decide my comfort"-Seven-degree space sanitary napkins.
46. Sophie Super Sleep series sanitary napkin advertising words: misssofy. Shh! Super sleep, new ultra-thin, you see it is so thin, ultra-thin, ultra-thin, you don't care that it is so thin? Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Turn over at night and get a good sleep. You can sleep very well, very well, very well, la, la, la (good article)
No gifts, only sanitary napkins.
48. Free-flying sanitary napkins-flying sanitary napkins at will is a new experience.
49. Tell you that you love strawberries for free.
50. I just wanted to spoil you.
5 1, a simple feeling, is also ok.
52. With free, life is really simple.
53. Who knows the daughter's heart-Ling Jie sanitary napkin "Su Xin Jie Shen"
54. Freedom comes from the temptation of strawberries.
55. A piece of consideration-Shu Ting's new generation of sanitary napkins is "a piece of consideration"
56. "I don't know, but TV says that with it, you can climb mountains, water ski, play ball games and skate without any worries."
57. Aikangmabao sanitary napkins are safe, comfortable and assured-Aikangmabao sanitary napkins "triple protection"
58, the power of gentleness kotex-kotex sanitary napkin advertisement "Gentleness of Girls"
59. Your Secret Your Freedom
60. Give yourself a thoughtful care.
6 1, new protection for new girls-comfortable sanitary napkins
62. Be more considerate and less uneasy.
63, care about girls, but also know that girls let you help for free.
64, Sophie elastic close-fitting ultra-thin series of sanitary napkins advertising words: ah ... super considerate, just play. Sophie's elastic skin is super thin and soft, and I am super happy. Being a girl is great!
65. Open the bag with strawberries.
66. Free sanitary napkins that only care about girls (sentences describing chrysanthemums)
67. Agent Zhang's Sophie advertisement: In those days, I was worried when I moved. Ah ... Do the big moves have to stop? Sophie's elastomer has a soft elastic absorber, which can fill the seams and fit the body softly. Not afraid of leakage is more secure. Be yourself freely. Sophie is elastic, close to your body and comforting your heart.
68. Soft as water and warm as the sun!
69. Freedom flies to your heart.
70, no feeling, the best feeling
7 1, pay attention to safety here.
72. Love strawberries and love yourself.
73. Free health is between opening and closing.
74. Seven-dimensional mini towel: A few days, I don't worry, Xiao Tu, sominisohappy, light mini, little wings, seven-dimensional mini.
75. If you have used it, you will know that free is what you want.
76. I choose my special sanitary napkins for girls.
77. You can close it again every time you open it, but it's free.
78. Love yourself and freedom.
79. A piece of consideration-Shu Ting's new generation of sanitary napkins is "a piece of consideration"
80. Every month is good. Aikangmeibao-Aikangmeibao sanitary napkin
8 1, Sophie, comfort your heart-Sophie's words-Super assured sanitary napkin advertisement at night
82. Strawberries are very fresh.
83. You know freedom. Know your freedom.
84. Sophie: Sophie is elastic and close to the body.
85. Free sanitary napkins are intimate.
86. Choose a healthy and comfortable sanitary towel "goldfish bowl".
87. Small materials are of great use-disposable mini sanitary napkins.
88. "I think we can buy sanitary napkins." Another answer.
89, soft, really comfortable.
90. Freedom, release your freedom.
9 1, "In those days, I was not free, just like a robot. Girls should be free! Free seven-day non-inductive sanitary napkins, thin and free! " -Don't advertise sanitary napkins.
92. Small size and great wisdom.
93, free, take you to fly.
94. Every time you open it, it's a new feeling.
95, the most loyal brothers and sisters, the most heartfelt protection.
96. Create a simple life with your heart-Ling Jie sanitary napkin
Complete works of advertising words for various sanitary napkins
1, Sophie, comfort your heart
2, choose health and choose comfort-a good and comfortable sanitary towel "goldfish bowl"
3. Seven-dimensional space advertisement: I can move whenever I want. Me, whether to sit or not, I said that only physical love is the best, just like the seven-dimensional girl series sanitary napkins, which create a comfortable cotton surface for me. I will decide my comfort, no matter those days.
4, the feeling of flying freely.
5, so comfortable and refreshing? Thin butterfly wings-how comfortable and refreshing is Tianxin? Thin butterfly wing sanitary napkin
6. Free-flying sanitary napkins-what a surprise
7. Enjoy the value of body and mind.
8. FERR is wonderful alone.
9. Free for my own use
10, sealed zipper, locked strawberry, locked healthy.
1 1, tenderness and thoughtfulness are free only.
12, the moon is pleasant when girls are "moon"-Hu sanitary towel "umbrella"
13, with Sophie, it's really reassuring-Sophie's advertising slogan is super reassuring night sanitary napkins.
14, free-flying sanitary napkins, giving you carefree youth.
15, open it and fall in love with her.
16, creating an infinitely beautiful life-Jiumei sanitary napkin
17, free, your liberal.
18, the sanitary towel is good, the figure is good, the food is delicious, and the cooking is cool.
19, the child's menstrual bleeding is a mother's biggest concern ... Fortunately, xx brand sanitary napkins produced by Harbin * * * factory are used, and X feels good. Oh, no, it feels good when inserted, and it absorbs quickly to prevent side leakage. From now on, my mother can worry.
20, freedom, freedom-freedom
2 1 makes you unexpectedly gentle.
22, hey, strawberry
23. Care as simple as an angel
24. La, la, la, hey, la, la, la, la, la. Being a girl is beautiful. Sophie super sleep ultra-thin series.
25, the simplest possession, the most intimate care
26, a little service, peace of mind all day (sentence)
27. If you want to fly higher, choose freedom.
28. Youth is for flying and freedom.
29. Sanitary napkins for girls and umbrellas for women.
30, the girl "moon" when the "moon" happy-Hu sanitary towel "umbrella"
3 1, say goodbye to embarrassment simply and freely
32. Strawberries will see you for a few days.
33, cool and breathable, bid farewell to the wooden head
34. Super dry, fresh and instant cleaning-Hushubao sanitary napkin
35. Who knows the daughter's heart-Ling Jie sanitary napkin "Su Xin Jie Shen"
36. Sophie Sophie's super-assured sanitary napkins are really reassuring to use in AD at night.
37. I decide my comfort-Seven-degree space series sanitary napkins for girls
38. Create a simple life with your heart-Ling Jie sanitary napkin
39. Comfortable experience and healthy feeling-Jieting sanitary towel "Xu endorsement"
40. "What's so good about sanitary napkins?" Ask him together.
4 1, the only free sanitary towel that cares for girls.
42. Hu: The more girls, the happier.
43. Several little boys chipped in a dozen dollars to buy toys. "What can I buy for more than ten dollars?" One of them asked.
44. Super dry, fresh and instant cleaning-Hushubao sanitary napkin
45. "Seven-degree space girls list sanitary napkins, and I will decide my comfort"-Seven-degree space sanitary napkins.
46. Sophie Super Sleep series sanitary napkin advertising words: misssofy. Shh! Super sleep, new ultra-thin, you see it is so thin, ultra-thin, ultra-thin, you don't care that it is so thin? Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Turn over at night and get a good sleep. Have a good sleep, um, la la la, la la, la la.
No gifts, only sanitary napkins.
48. Free-flying sanitary napkins-flying sanitary napkins at will is a new experience.
49. Tell you that you love strawberries for free.
50. I just wanted to spoil you.
5 1, a simple feeling, is also ok.
52. With free, life is really simple.
53. Who knows the daughter's heart-Ling Jie sanitary napkin "Su Xin Jie Shen"
54. Freedom comes from the temptation of strawberries.
55. A piece of consideration-Shu Ting's new generation of sanitary napkins is "a piece of consideration"
56. "I don't know, but TV says that with it, you can climb mountains, water ski, play ball games and skate without any worries."
57. Aikangmabao sanitary napkins are safe, comfortable and assured-Aikangmabao sanitary napkins "triple protection"
58, the power of gentleness kotex-kotex sanitary napkin advertisement "Gentleness of Girls"
59. Your Secret Your Freedom
60. Give yourself a thoughtful care.
6 1, new protection for new girls-comfortable sanitary napkins
62. Be more considerate and less uneasy.
63, care about girls, but also know that girls let you help for free.
64, Sophie elastic close-fitting ultra-thin series of sanitary napkins advertising words: ah ... super considerate, just play. Sophie's elastic skin is super thin and soft, and I am super happy. Being a girl is great!
65. Open the bag with strawberries.
66. The only free sanitary towel that cares for girls
67. Agent Zhang's Sophie advertisement: In those days, I was worried when I moved. Ah ... Do the big moves have to stop? Sophie's elastomer has a soft elastic absorber, which can fill the seams and fit the body softly. Not afraid of leakage is more secure. Be yourself freely. Sophie is elastic, close to your body and comforting your heart.
68. Soft as water and warm as the sun!
69. Freedom flies to your heart.
70, no feeling, the best feeling
7 1, pay attention to safety here.
72. Love strawberries and love yourself.
73. Free health is between opening and closing.
74. Seven-dimensional mini towel: A few days, I don't worry, Xiao Tu, sominisohappy, light mini, little wings, seven-dimensional mini.
75. If you have used it, you will know that free is what you want.
76. I choose my special sanitary napkins for girls.
77. You can close it again every time you open it, but it's free.
78. Love yourself and freedom.
79. A piece of consideration-Shu Ting's new generation of sanitary napkins is "a piece of consideration"
80. Every month is good. Aikangmeibao-Aikangmeibao sanitary napkin
8 1, Sophie, comfort your heart-Sophie's words-Super assured sanitary napkin advertisement at night