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The sketch lines of One and a Half Son-in-law
Lead: The essay One and a Half Son-in-law is mainly played by Shen Teng and tells some interesting stories about parents. The following are the script lines I collected about the sketch "A Half-son-in-law". Welcome to read the reference!

Wei Xiang: Brother-in-law.

Shen Teng: Xiangzi.

Wei Xiang: Why don't you come in?

Shen Teng: How is Dad's mood these two days? Are you mad at me?

Wei Xiang: Dad is in a good mood because you didn't come these two days.

Shen Teng: Well, here I am. I'd better put my crutch outside so that he won't hit me with it.

Wei Xiang: Why did you buy so much fruit? I bought them all.

Shen Teng: Bought or picked?

Wei Xiang: In other words, my pears are very precious, authentic Nanguo pears.

Shen Teng: Mom, is this a pear?

Wei Xiang: Ann.

Shen Teng: I thought it was two apricots.

Wei Xiang: Come on, go inside. I'll hold it for you.

Shen Teng: No, no, no.

Wei Xiang: Hey, let go, let go. It's from China Network. I'll keep it for you. What? Oh, I dropped one. Come on, let's go, dad. I'm back, dad. Where did you put this fruit?

Allen: You look tired. Why did you buy so much fruit? Just two pears. You can buy two pears if you return them.

Shen Teng: No, Dad. Xiangzi bought these pears.

Allen: Oh, I came empty-handed. All right, sit down and wait for the ready-made food. I'll wash it for you two.

Wei Xiang: Thank you, Dad.

Shen Teng: No, Dad. Xiangzi, explain to dad.

Wei Xiang: Dad, my brother-in-law really didn't buy those pears. I know.

Shen Teng: That's a good explanation. After that, you can buy all the fruits.

Wei Xiang: So I didn't buy it?

Shen Teng: Don't you just buy two pears? Why don't you explain to dad?

Wei Xiang: What are you going to tell Dad about this? Really.

Shen Teng: It's time for filial piety. Well, Dad can eat now, and get to the point. Two days ago, my father received a scam message saying that he won the100000 yuan prize.

Wei Xiang: Yes, my father is possessed. The swindler asked him to pay 20 thousand yuan of personal income first, and he immediately remitted the money to the swindler. You can't stop him, but he will scold you when he finishes.

Shen Teng: That's secondary. It comes from China network. The important thing is that a good man like my father should know that he has been cheated. Can he have a good year? He has to be wronged to death.

Wei Xiang: Yes.

Shen Teng: So, Xiangzi, I think so.

Wei Xiang: Ah, so much money.

Shen Teng: This 100,000 yuan should be regarded as a bonus in the Dad Award, so that Dad can have a good year first, and then we can gradually make him improve his anti-fraud awareness.

Wei Xiang: Yes, I hit the ground.

Shen Teng: What?

Wei Xiang: There is a conflict between our filial piety. I just want to take100,000 yuan to fill this loophole of our father. Look, we want to go together.

Shen Teng: Then why not fill it out?

Wei Xiang: I have no money.

Shen Teng: You have no money here. What can you hit me with? Then my $100,000 cash hit your $100,000 idea, right?

Wei Xiang: No, that's what I really think. No, I'm not enough. I'm not the kind of person with a strong inner balance.

Shen Teng: What's the balance?

Wei Xiang: About 50,000 to 60,000 people.

Shen Teng: You don't want 60,000 yuan. You are from China Dialogue Network. You are a son and I am a son-in-law. We each paid 50 thousand yuan. I was going to buy a car with this 10 million. Now I'll downshift and buy a car for 50 thousand. what do you think?

Wei Xiang: OK.

Shen Teng: OK.

Wei Xiang: But brother-in-law, isn't it a bit high-profile to say that your car clerk drives a car of150,000 yuan? Why is the wind so strong? Right? Let's just say, 1 10,000 to 40,000 to buy a car, can you drive it?

Shen Teng: A car with at least 50,000 yuan has a skylight, so it is more comfortable to pry it open for air.

Wei Xiang: That's a waste of money. Why does a car with a price of 50,000 yuan need air intake through the skylight? Where can't I find the wind? You have run 60 miles with your mouth open. Is there any grandstanding configuration in your car?

Shen Teng: Does the leather seat count?

Wei Xiang: I'm telling you, the most impractical thing is the needle leather seat. I burned my ass in summer and pulled my ass in winter, so I switched to knitting and all the problems were solved.

Shen Teng: That makes sense. In that case, I don't think I need to buy a knitted one. Help me move two chairs.

Wei Xiang: That's right, brother-in-law. We have money to spend on the cutting edge. Hey, can you tell me what I am worried about now?

Shen Teng: What? Which seat back is not easy to adjust?

Wei Xiang: Car shell, car shell, how thin is that 50,000 yuan car shell? Can it be safe? We can't have it. I'm telling you, you ask your classmates in that steel plant to weld a thicker car shell for you. How strong it is, and I can weld you a bigger seven.

Shen Teng: I don't want a car shell. I really don't want anything. Then there are only four wheels and a chassis left, and I100000 can buy a rake plow.