First prize: "2 1 What is the most expensive in the century"
Character: 5 actors+1 narrator
Content: Ma and Xiao don't obey the rules and regulations of the school, and they grow up to be two robbers.
Moral: study hard and avoid detours.
What is the most expensive in the 20th century?
First field
Narrator: Please pay attention to 10 minutes before the end of the exam.
Xiao: The first man in history successfully landed on the moon.
Brother, I really can't solve this problem.
Do you have common sense? Chang'e
The second one went up, and the third one went up. It was Pig Bajie.
Xiao: Oh! Yes, big brother is really experienced.
Big: How can I be your big brother if I don't have money? Well, after mixing with me for so many years, my eloquence is getting better and better. I can teach you. It's true.
Xiao: Little brother, the education level is just not as good as that of Big Brother.
Xiao: If you keep looking at the papers, you will still find that you won't (just kick Zheng's bench).
Zheng: (Look sideways, turn around and continue to write)
Xiao: Pull Zheng's clothes and say, handsome boy? Monitor? Oba ~ ~, help me copy it ~
Zheng ignored it.
Xiao: Turn to Big Brother and say, show me a few more questions ~ (show him)
Big Brother: Pretending to be embarrassed is instructive: How many times have I told you that 2 1 century is the most expensive? Honesty! Can I cheat in the exam? Can you see mine? Don't give me the book!
Xiao: Well, it's better to rely on yourself than others. (looking for a book) physics? No, chemistry? I don't know, ... oh ~ here it is, this! ! (Turning his head) Big Brother! Big brother! I found it!
Big: turn over the books quickly! (take a picture of the little head ~)
Xiao copied the book carefully.
(Look at the table of contents first, oh ~42 pages)
Wu: (looking up) Ahem! (The audience is quiet, Xiao immediately puts the book into the hole in the table, and Wu continues to bend his head to read. )
Xiao: whew, the invigilator is so strict! Scared me to death (I didn't just take out my book and turn to page 42 and start copying)
Big: (kicking a small stool) Show me one.
Xiao: (falls to the ground) Ouch! It hurts ... (the book falls to the ground)
Wu: (walks over and picks up the book) ~ Did you copy the Chinese book in the history exam? )
Xiao was dragged out of the examination room by teacher Zhao, shouting, pain, pain, pain! !
[Act II]
Sit on the table and beat your back from small to large.
Xiao: Big Brother, the teacher was very abnormal yesterday. He copied the wrong book and called me cheating.
Big: * * *! How dare you say that I have lost face.
You didn't copy a few questions from it either.
Wu: Class!
Adam Cheng: Stand up!
Wu: Hello, classmates!
Collective: Hello, teacher! Every student behaves differently. )
Wu (with an angry expression): The classmate who read the name has come to get yesterday's test paper.
Xiao Bobo!
Wu: Although you cheated, I gave you a score.
Xiao: (in high spirits): Teacher, you are so beautiful. You have never seen such a beautiful teacher!
Wu: I haven't finished it yet, because your grades are all wrong after cheating.
Xiao returned to his seat and said to Cai, "I have never seen such an ugly teacher."
Wu continued to read: Horse!
I quickly ran to the podium to see the result (dancing): Yes! I got 90 points, 90 points! Show it to everyone (show it off to other students)
Wu: Oh, I'm sorry, Mom.
This test paper is yours.
I got my own test paper in great frustration.
Adam Cheng went upstairs to get the test paper. The teacher looked arrogant and nodded slightly.
Small problem: Big Brother, you are crowded.
?
Big: Shut up!
Wu: You avoid studying now, and the only pain in the future is to learn more from the monitor, so that your grades will be better and your life will be more exciting.
The future Adam Cheng (this sketch script comes from Pang Dan, a funny encyclopedia of fat eggs) is definitely more promising than you! I'll get a file. Adam Cheng, you are in charge of this class (and then walk out of the classroom).
Big one: Ask the small one for cigarettes.
Xiao: (turning out his pocket) Brother, the last fifty cents of the cigarettes I bought for you yesterday are gone.
Big: I don't care, you find it for me at once!
Xiao (running out) came in and took half a cigarette and shouted, Big Brother, I found it!
David Attenborough: Look at the cigarette in my hand.
Xiao: (gesturing a match) Help him light a cigarette.
Big: I just smoked a small one and looked at the big one in confusion ~
Adam Cheng: Don't smoke in school!
Rita: Turn your head to the other side, deliberately not to hear.
Adam Cheng: A grabbed cigarette broke it.
Da: I suddenly stood up: dare to pinch my cigarette, I don't want to live!
Adam Cheng: So what? This is a school, not an entertainment place. Take it home! (Stabilize the audience's momentum)
Captain Black Cat, the monitor of Class Six, is possessed!
Big: Little brother!
Xiao: Yes!
2 1 century What is the most expensive?
Small: fist (extending fist and posing as Bruce Lee)
Boxing is of course the most harmonious and expensive. The monitor has something to say. There's no need to be so fierce. I just don't smoke.
(large and small out of the classroom)
Adam Cheng: Start packing your schoolbag.
(Little Bob and Big Bob are whispering after school)
Adam Cheng: I met two masked villains on my way to school.
Xiao: Boss, didn't you say that harmony in 2 1 century is the most expensive?
Big: Be a flexible person! It's different up there. Let's go!
Adam Cheng: Who are you? What do you want?
Big: Cut the crap! We are here to teach you a lesson today!
A group of people surrounded Zheng and only heard Zheng's shouts!
Scenario 3
(The picture is fixed in a fight. Moderator: Uncle Ma and Uncle Ma, who don't like studying, have passed 10 years. Let's see what they are doing in 10 years. )
Uncle, please give me some money.
Xiao: Big Brother hasn't paid a dollar a day.
Da: No, tears are still the most expensive in 2 1 century. Take the instrument.
The background music of the small bag (playing erhu) filled with garbage and brooms sounded.
The host is coming.
The more you cry, the more you cry: big brother, reward a few small money!
The host looked sympathetic: Alas, you came out to do this job at a young age, poor man.
(Then I put my hand into my pocket, as if I were withdrawing money, but what I took out was a mobile phone! )
Hello? Manager Wang? Why are you still at the airport? I'm coming.
(without humanity)
Big shot: If I know today, why should I know?
Zheng: I came over (dressed as a white-collar worker with a folder in my hand): Aren't you Uncle Ma and Uncle Xiao?
Xiao: Monitor!
The big one quickly blocked his mouth and said, dude, you mistook me for someone else.
Little Break Free: Monitor, the horse told me to hit you. I had nothing to do with that. Have pity on me and give me something to eat. I haven't eaten enough for two days.
Big: Hum, traitor!
Zheng: Oh, who remembers? Get up! Old classmates invite you to dinner!
Are very touched
Zheng: Do you know what is the most expensive in 2 1 century?
Shook his head: I don't know.
Zheng (Zheng falls to the ground, reaching out and holding): Talent!
Thank you for watching.
Screenwriter: literary me, ya ya.