Gao Xiumin: There are many ways to get rich. I sold my car last year ~ ~ ~ I sold my car ~ ~ I sold my car ~ ~ ~
Fan Wei: Kidnapping ~ ~ Trafficking ~ ~ ~
Gao Xiumin: Hey, isn't this the chef?
Zhao Benshan: Well, there is a market for our wheelchairs this time.
Gao Xiumin: My leg is fine!
Zhao Benshan: Well, didn't I fool him last year? Look how I persuaded him to get on the bus this year.
Gao Xiumin: Go home quickly!
Zhao Benshan: No need ~ ~ ~
Fan Wei: Stop it!
Zhao Benshan: Friend!
Fan Wei: For a whole year, I've been looking for you every day and every month!
Zhao Benshan: Take it easy. We never leave a name when we do good deeds.
Fan Wei: I'm so excited. I don't know. You're making me miserable, huh? My wife ran away, and my job was fired. Let's find a place to reason! Let's go
Gao Xiumin: Oh, that brother, don't say goodbye. We'll give you money. You give us crutches. Let's go home ~ ~ ~ Come on ~ ~
Zhao Benshan: Pull over ~ ~ ~ Have you been on crutches for a year?
Fan Wei: What do I rely on? I am not sick at all!
Zhao Benshan: That's it! What I was worried about finally happened!
Gao Xiumin: At that time, I said I wouldn't let you be a kidnapper. Don't you believe me? It's up to you this time ~ ~ ~
Zhao Benshan: I said he's finished! Wife, in your eyes, what obvious changes have you made in the past year? Look up ~ ~ ~
Gao Xiumin: Speaking of changes, the brain is bigger than last year.
Zhao Benshan: Yes! Because you didn't stick to crutches for a year, your virus rose rapidly. You have two big tendons on your leg, just like two expressway. The virus rises rapidly at the rate of 180 km per hour. You're finished. Ruthless diseases are devouring healthy cells in your brain, and a brand-new vegetative state is about to be born!
Fan Wei: Fool, such a fool! Fool! Shall I take two more steps?
Zhao Benshan: Did you limp after two steps last year?
Fan Wei: Crappy,
Zhao Benshan: Did you get numb on your foot?
Fan Wei: numb,
Zhao Benshan: Because of what?
Fan Wei: You are bluffing. You don't have to bluff this time. I'll take two steps myself. Don't you like to see lameness? I'll take two steps for you, two steps, two steps, okay? But I'm fine now. I can run and walk. Hey, I'll give you a big jump ~ ~ ~ Hey, I'll double it for you, okay?
Zhao Benshan: Stop! See, it's not just a bad brain, it's also a problem. Friend, can you take a test?
Fan Wei: No problem! How to take the exam?
Zhao Benshan: Are you confused if you don't speak loudly?
Fan Wei: I'm awake!
Zhao Benshan: How about breathing?
Fan Wei: No problem.
Zhao Benshan: Can you shout?
Fan Wei: OK. So, I cooperate with you, I fully cooperate with you, and my purpose is to expose you!
Zhao Benshan: OK, take a deep breath.
Fan Wei: Come ~ ~ ~
Zhao Benshan: Inhale as much as possible and howl as much as possible. Shout!
Fan Wei: Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh.
Zhao Benshan: Don't breathe. Don't breathe if you can ... stop. Are you confused?
Fan Wei: Not confused!
Zhao Benshan: No, stop!
Gao Xiumin: Why is he confused?
Zhao Benshan: I lack oxygen. It is his constitution to shout like this. You have to fall like this.
Gao Xiumin: Stop it ~ ~ ~
Zhao Benshan: Are you confused?
Fan Wei: No!
Zhao Benshan: I'm not confused. What are you catching there?
Fan Wei: It's a bit like a star ~ ~ ~
Zhao Benshan: Venus, now your brain is obviously low in IQ.
Fan Wei: Don't screw it up. Just dig out this brain cell and weigh it, which is two kilograms heavier than you!
Zhao Benshan: OK, I'll test you.
Fan Wei: No problem!
Zhao Benshan: I don't have any instruments. I'll take my wife to ask you a question.
Fan Wei: No one refused!
Zhao Benshan: OK! Can you learn to speak?
Fan Wei: No problem!
Zhao Benshan: Just answer what my wife says.
Fan Wei: Just learning words.
Zhao Benshan: Go!
Fan Wei: Come on,
Gao Xiumin: Are you ready?
Fan Wei: OK,
Zhao Benshan: Wrong! The wife says "are you ready" and you say "are you ready", which is called learning to speak.
Fan Wei: Ah ~ ~ OK ~ ~ I see ~
Gao Xiumin: Are you ready?
Fan Wei: Are you ready?
Gao Xiumin: Old man, he is wrong again ~ ~ ~
Fan Wei: No,
Zhao Benshan: Wrong! She said the old man was wrong again. You have to say that the old man is wrong again ~ ~ ~
Fan Wei: You've been fooled. This is called! If you want to get that intelligence test done, TV station Li Yong will "yeah!" That's it,
Zhao Benshan: Like this? Ok, I'll give you a brain teaser that a three-year-old can answer.
Fan Wei: Don't mess with three-year-old children, you can mess with four-year-old children ~ ~ ~
Zhao Benshan: Can you be four years old?
Fan Wei: I don't care if I'm five ~ ~ ~
Zhao Benshan: You see, he just got mixed up at his age, and we were afraid that he would do something. Please listen to the question,
Fan Wei: Say ~ ~ ~
Zhao Benshan: Under what circumstances does one plus one equal three?
Fan Wei: In any case, one plus one is not equal to three!
Zhao Benshan: Wrong! Honey, you answer,
Gao Xiumin: If the calculation is wrong, it will be equal to three.
Zhao Benshan: Correct!
Fan Wei: You miscalculated ~ ~ ~ You miscalculated, and it still equals six.
Zhao Benshan: Yes, it is equivalent to several hundred million. Too bad you didn't answer! Please listen to the second question.
Fan Wei: I see what you mean ~ ~ ~ Say it ~ ~
Gao Xiumin: Dude, don't answer!
Zhao Benshan: Why doesn't your puppy have fleas?
Fan Wei: Because our dog pays attention to hygiene!
Zhao Benshan: Wrong!
Gao Xiumin: Because dogs can only have dogs, and nothing else.
Zhao Benshan: Correct.
Fan Wei: The year you were born ~ ~ That's called homophonic ~ ~ You come ~ ~ I understand.
Zhao Benshan: Listen to this question: There are seven monkeys in the tree and one on the ground. How many monkeys are there?
Fan Wei: Eight monkeys!
Zhao Benshan: Wrong!
Gao Xiumin: Two monkeys,
Zhao Benshan: There is a monkey riding on a tree, a monkey is underground, and two monkeys are together.
Fan Wei: Riding a horse?
Gao Xiumin: Knight,
Zhao Benshan: I say, is there something wrong with your IQ?
Fan Wei: You don't want it, you don't want it, you don't want it ~ ~ I see ~ ~
Zhao Benshan: Listen to the question: How many monkeys are riding on a tree? One is underground and the other is * * *?
Fan Wei: Two monkeys!
Zhao Benshan: Wrong! Seven monkeys are riding on a tree, one monkey is on the ground and eight monkeys.
Fan Wei: Can you ride seven trees on it?
Zhao Benshan: It was also eight monkeys when it fell. Your IQ is still ~ ~ ~
Fan Wei: No, no ~ ~ Come again!
Zhao Benshan: Please listen to the question: Where does acne grow that doesn't hinder your beauty?
Fan Wei: Growing on my waist will not delay my beauty!
Zhao Benshan: Wrong!
Gao Xiumin: Growing on someone else's face won't delay you, it's no good ~ ~ ~ You are so stupid ~ ~
Zhao Benshan: It grows on your waist. It grows on your waist. That's a boil.
Fan Wei: I ~ ~ What happened to me ~ ~ ~
Zhao Benshan: Do you know what's wrong with you?
Fan Wei: Why?
Zhao Benshan: I'm telling you, it's easy to cure!
Fan Wei: How?
Zhao Benshan: You two must keep your legs together, because you are under a lot of pressure now. As long as you are off the ground, you can answer immediately.
Fan Wei: How to take off?
Zhao Benshan: Do something ~ ~ ~ Watch, find your own seat ~ ~ ~
Fan Wei: Can I use this instead? Sit here ~ ~ ~
Zhao Benshan: Yes.
Fan Wei: This size is very suitable.
Zhao Benshan: Is it appropriate? I will do it according to your number. Please listen to the question,
Fan Wei: Say it!
Zhao Benshan: Under what circumstances does one plus one equal three?
Fan Wei: In case of miscalculation, it is equal to 3.
Zhao Benshan: Correct answer. Congratulations!
Fan Wei: Oh, my God? What happened?
Zhao Benshan: Because your feet are off the ground, there is no pressure on your legs, the virus can't get up, and your smart IQ has occupied the highland.
Fan Wei: No ~ ~ I'll try another one ~ ~ ~
Zhao Benshan: Come on, it's not bad that a drunk can move such a big stone to watch TV. Why?
Fan Wei: Because the TV quality is good.
Zhao Benshan: Wrong!
Gao Xiumin: Because it missed,
Zhao Benshan: By the way, it's too simple ~ ~ ~
Fan Wei: Then why does it beep?
Gao Xiumin: It fell to the floor with a bang!
Zhao Benshan: I missed it! Drink too much!
Fan Wei: No ~ ~ One more ~ ~
Zhao Benshan: Please listen to the question! An alcoholic,
Fan Wei: It hit the ground!
Zhao Benshan: Yes! Do you see it? You can answer first!
Fan Wei: Come down and have another one ~ ~ ~
Gao Xiumin: Don't answer that question!
Zhao Benshan: A driver, while driving, saw a monkey squatting on the telephone pole in front of him, slamming on the brakes. Why?
Fan Wei: Because this driver likes animals,
Zhao Benshan: Wrong!
Gao Xiumin: He turned the monkey's ass into a red light!
Zhao Benshan: Correct!
Fan Wei: Oh dear ~ ~ Oh dear ~ ~ Yes, monkey's ass is red and round. Why don't my eyes work? Or ~ ~ ~ Don't do this again ~ ~
Zhao Benshan: There is a monkey in the tree!
Fan Wei: Ah! It's a red light! Ass!
Zhao Benshan: Correct! Oh ~ ~ ~ your IQ, you see ~ ~ ~ you will be able to sit on it soon.
Fan Wei: Oh, no, no, big brother, you see, when I sit on it, you often ask the same question. When I stood up, everything you asked me was new!
Zhao Benshan: Really?
Fan Wei: No!
Zhao Benshan: OK! Then stand up and try again. This is the simplest question you have ever answered.
Fan Wei: OK,
Zhao Benshan: It's a question of how much one plus one equals.
Fan Wei: You said ~ ~ ~
Zhao Benshan: Listen to this question: Under what circumstances does one plus one equal two?
Fan Wei: One plus one equals two, in case of calculation error!
Zhao Benshan: Wrong! Second,
Fan Wei: Two? Didn't you just say three?
Zhao Benshan: You can't even tell two from three. How bad are you?
Fan Wei: God ~ ~ ~ I'll come up again.
Zhao Benshan: Under what circumstances is one plus one? ...
Fan Wei: Ah, ah, ah, right equals two, wrong equals three!
Zhao Benshan: Look, you can answer both questions!
Fan Wei: Oh dear ~ ~ This ~ ~ ~
Zhao Benshan: In this way, the disease will be cured easily. Don't let your feet touch the ground when you go back, there will be a way ~ ~ ~ You go down first, we're going home ~ ~ ~
Fan Wei: Don't ~ ~ big brother, big brother!
Gao Xiumin: Go down, we have to go home!
Fan Wei: Brother, will you listen to me? Now, although I have some IQ problems, I am not a fool. I believe in science. After listening to your scientific explanation just now, I understand that I can't live without this thing for the rest of my life. how much is it?
Zhao Benshan: Don't pay for it yet, brother, you are a letter-loving person. When you go back, you won't do it again. To tell the truth, this wheelchair was modified from your bike last year. I knew you would wait for you here for half a year with this disease. If you want to pay, I'll tell you, you give me the modification fee of 400 yuan. If you pay more, I won't trade with you, and I won't sell you anything next time ~ ~
Fan Wei: No problem, no problem ~ ~ Big brother, I ~ ~ This is only over 300 yuan ~ ~ ~
Gao Xiumin: Then accept it. Quite a lot!
Zhao Benshan: Huh? Do you have a watch? What watch did you bring?
Fan Wei: Oh, that ~ ~ that ~ ~
Gao Xiumin: You're relying on me again! You blamed me last year for not asking for a watch!
Zhao Benshan: Let me tell you something. Why are you doing this?
Gao Xiumin: I didn't ask for a watch!
Fan Wei: Big brother, big brother, big brother ~ ~ ~ You come to see big brother, and I tell you, people with IQ like me basically don't know watches in the future. You take it, you take it ~ ~ ~
Zhao Benshan: Go back and get well, and you'll be fine in a year ~ ~ ~
Gao Xiumin: You can't cheat alone, can you? Brother, don't go yet. If you want to believe me, come down and walk back and give us the car ~ ~ ~ He's still lying to you!
Fan Wei: You still lied to me! How could you do that? I know I was rude to you last year, but you can't be so mean to a patient, can you?
Gao Xiumin: I leave you alone! It's a pity that such people are cheated ~ ~ ~
Zhao Benshan: There must be something hateful about poor people.
Fan Wei: Thank you!
Zhao Benshan: Thank you! Look at what! Go, go home ~ ~ ~
Gao Xiumin: Then what do you want it for?
Zhao Benshan: Go back and change a stretcher and continue to sell him next year!
Pay new year's call
Zhao Benshan: What are you dragging?
Gao Xiumin: Why are you so slow?
Zhao Benshan: How long before I can fly?
Gao Xiumin: Why didn't you know you were in a hurry? Our fish pond is about to expire, and the brother-in-law in charge is in a hurry. He wants to sign a contract, so why don't we talk to the person in charge?
Zhao Benshan: Now that we're here, it's no use talking!
Gao Xiumin: Let's fight for it to the end!
Zhao Benshan: You are too picky to win your New Year's Day. It's a shame to bring two assholes.
Gao Xiumin: If you want to rely on me, you shouldn't take any of them.
Zhao Benshan: What are you taking?
Gao Xiumin: Gifts are out of fashion now. People pay attention to emotional communication.
Zhao Benshan: Slag ditch?
Gao Xiumin: Use language. Say something nice.
Zhao Benshan: That's it. You let me play with the fish pond, and let me play with the language better.
Gao Xiumin: Compared with what?
Zhao Benshan: Blind pestle can't find the north at the South Pole. You can't separate your legs from practicing cerebral thrombosis. You can't see the beauty in cheongsam, so Pan Changjiang can't even kiss Zheng's mouth.
Gao Xiumin: I'm talking about you, you. It's no use doing the same thing. Listen, old man. Let's not talk about things when we enter the house. Let's put on our hats and say a few more words to celebrate the New Year. As long as the township head is happy, communication is almost the same.
Zhao Benshan: People in top hats give you pleasure?
Gao Xiumin: Well, don't mention his township head. Even if the president puts a top hat on him, he will be happy, Charles de Gaulle!
Zhao Benshan: Oh ~
Gao Xiumin: Knock.
Zhao Benshan: Gee, I'm afraid to meet the leader ~ ~ ~
Gao Xiumin: Remember, don't talk about anything before entering the house. Look me in the eye.
Zhao Benshan: Hmm ~ You knock ~
Fan Wei: Oh, I'm back ~ ~ ~ And you are?
Gao Xiumin: I'm your aunt.
Fan Wei: Auntie?
Gao Xiumin: Ah, we used to be friends. Xiaomi raised you, and your beard is full of stories. Do you remember?
Fan Wei: Which family do you come from?
Gao Xiumin: Laogaojia in the east, the first one that enters the door, three big tile houses, and my father.
Zhao Benshan: Nicknamed Tall Russian!
Fan Wei: Ouch ~ What is this?
Gao Xiumin: He is my father.
Zhao Benshan: The tall Russian is my uncle. No, I am his father's father-in-law. No, his father is my father-in-law We were made for each other.
Gao Xiumin: Township Head, if I were here, you would have to call him Uncle! Come and meet.
Zhao Benshan: Uncle ~ Happy New Year ~
Gao Xiumin: On the contrary, he called you an old uncle.
Zhao Benshan: Haha.
Gao Xiumin: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Fan Wei: Haha.
Zhao Benshan: Did you let me in?
Fan Wei: This old man?
Gao Xiumin: Come in, flight attendant. What are you still doing outside?
Fan Wei: Whose home is this?
Zhao Benshan: Sit down!
Fan Wei: Oh.
Gao Xiumin: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Zhao Benshan: Ha ha ha.
Gao Xiumin: Township Head, do you remember?
Fan Wei: Oh, I still don't remember.
Gao Xiumin: Did I see you off the day you went to middle school? When you left, I saw you off on the way. When you turned around, you waved to the villagers. At that time, my aunt was silent and tears fell.
Zhao Benshan: Do you have camel bells in your ears?
Gao Xiumin: Remember?
Fan Wei: Ah ~ I remember the lyrics ~ but you still don't remember them.
Gao Xiumin: No wonder you don't remember. You said I was in my thirties when you were in middle school, and I'm 50 this year.
Zhao Benshan: I'm 56.
Gao Xiumin: Who asked you?
Zhao Benshan: I'm 56 years old whether you ask me or not. I am a chicken ~
Gao Xiumin: You said you wanted to talk about this man. Nowhere to see. We haven't seen each other for 20 years. You said you became a township head. Why go there to argue?
Fan Wei: I'm the head of the township. I have nothing to defend?
Zhao Benshan: What's it called? Fan Xiangchang was born to be an official. Have you forgotten? I chose you as the head of the township that year. Am I the representative of the village?
Fan Wei: Ah, yes, yes,
Zhao Benshan: I remember it rained in July that year. That guy has been crying from morning till noon, and the thunder is very loud, and the head of Fan Township was born.
Fan Wei: You didn't say I was struck by lightning, did you?
Gao Xiumin: Oh, township head, he didn't mean that. What he means is: thunder rumbles, and Fan, as the township head, leads the peasant revolution ~
Zhao Benshan: Ah, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Fan Wei: Hehehehehe ~ Uncle, what are you talking about? This is ... If it's not you, there must be something,
Gao Xiumin: No, no, we have nothing to do. We are all little things. The head of the township said you had too much to do this year. How many good things have you done for our town? You said that from popularizing scientific farming to developing food projects, you will go to the bank today and go to the Science and Technology Commission tomorrow. You really broke your heart, your mouth and your body.
Zhao Benshan: I even carry water for widows! ~ the whole town knows.
Fan Wei: Ah, that's all small things, oh ~
Gao Xiumin: There are big things, wow, big things ~
Zhao Benshan: It's been a long year. He didn't do that, did he? The return of Hong Kong, the flood control of the Three Gorges, the 15th National Congress and President Jiang's visit to the United States.
Gao Xiumin: No, he gave radiation a spirit ~
Zhao Benshan: Yes, when you lose your mind, we are all crazy ~
Fan Wei: What's wrong with me?
Zhao Benshan: Cheer up,
Fan Wei: I'm telling you, you don't need to wear a top hat for me. Say something casually.
Zhao Benshan: He won't tell me.
Gao Xiumin: Nothing. The new year has arrived. I will tell your old uncle. You said that this Fan Xiangchang led our township so well in one year. On behalf of the grassroots, we come to pay homage to the early township head Fan ~
Fan Wei: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Zhao Benshan: Happy New Year ~
Gao Xiumin: We sincerely wish the township head good health, peace throughout the year, happiness as the East China Sea and longevity as the South Mountain.
Zhao Benshan: Live in our hearts forever.
Fan Wei: Hehe ~ No ~ Are you always a bit of a misnomer? If you have something to say, if it's okay, hey, I can go.
Zhao Benshan: What's wrong with me?
Gao Xiumin: Don't always follow me.
Zhao Benshan: I said it was boring.
Gao Xiumin: Why don't you just sit there and wait?
Zhao Benshan: Say something quickly, we're leaving ~
Gao Xiumin: Township Head, we have something to do ~
Fan Wei: Look, I knew you must have something. Come on, tell me something.
Gao Xiumin: Well, your brother-in-law went to our house yesterday.
Fan Wei: What is he going to do?
Gao Xiumin: He gave us an ultimatum, saying that we were not allowed to keep turtles. If we didn't agree, we would fish out our illegitimate children and let us bleed.
Zhao Benshan: Well, township head, I'm telling you, hey, I don't know if it's good.
Fan Wei: Nothing, go ~
Zhao Benshan: Your brother-in-law has a bad influence on you, hee hee ~ he's a little arrogant ~ hee hee ~ I don't know, but he has a bad influence anyway. He went to my house that day. As soon as the guy came in, he told me, are the old lady and the old lady at home? Give me two assholes! The two of us were braised. I drank more than a kilo and had no place to listen to that.
Gao Xiumin: Oh, that guy boasted that he was negotiating to buy an aircraft carrier in Russia.
Zhao Benshan: Dump the fish pond quickly so that I can come back for training.
Fan Wei: You will always be the fish king Zhao Laonian, won't you?
Zhao Benshan: Yes, Your Majesty.
Fan Wei: I recognized you as soon as you came in ~
Zhao Benshan: Mom, the township head recognized me ~
Gao Xiumin: Township Head, this is either our request or our support for this fish pond. Is it not due yet? Let's ask who the next issue will be contracted to.
Fan Wei: Ouch ~ About this matter, the next township head will inform you after the New Year ~
Gao Xiumin: Next?
Zhao Benshan: Just tell ~ Come on.
Fan Wei: Didn't you just finish the People's Congress? I am no longer the head of the township.
Gao Xiumin: Are you coming down?
Fan Wei: Ah, I'm coming down ~ Hehehe ~
Zhao Benshan: Mom, are you coming down? Oh, my god, when you came down, you said you would make my couple tired ~ This guy is going to be demoted, so I don't have to be afraid of you ~ Oh, I'm coming down.
Gao Xiumin: Can you get us some water? The sound is dry. This guy said ~
Fan Wei: OK, OK ~
Gao Xiumin: God, this guy is tired ~
Zhao Benshan: Gee ~ This guy can't even breathe.
Fan Wei: pour water ~ ~ ~
Zhao Benshan: That's enough. Let's share it ~ no need ~
Fan Wei: Hehe ~
Zhao Benshan: Do you have a cigarette?
Fan Wei: Ah ~ I can't smoke, sorry ~
Zhao Benshan: Then forget it.
Gao Xiumin: Oh, coming down ~
Zhao Benshan: Well, insist on what? Corruption?
Fan Wei: Ah, that's the way it is.
Gao Xiumin: Stop it ~ We don't care if you can come down. Today, the two of us came to know who the fish pond in our village was contracted to.
Fan Wei: I thought I said you would understand after the New Year.
Gao Xiumin: Ah, ah, don't forget the New Year. Who can't read it? Now I understand. Needless to ask, it must be for your brother-in-law. You two are partners ~ I said three fat people,
Zhao Benshan: Sanpang?
Fan Wei: Uh-huh ~ My nickname is Sanfatso, haha ~
Zhao Benshan: Oh ~ My nickname is Dog Leftover.
Gao Xiumin: I'm not talking about you, Sanfatso. As a fellow villager, you really don't mean enough ~ You said that you had been a township head for so many years and made arrangements for your brother-in-law before leaving office. Let the next leader say that you are a good man with both internal and external skills, not that you are a fat man, but a leading cadre like you.
Zhao Benshan: gnome male-"~
Gao Xiumin: It's right to roll you down ~ Right ~
Zhao Benshan: What are you doing? That's too much. Why are you doing this? What you just said is different from what you are saying now. If people come down, you can say it is difficult to obey. I don't think so, do I? Since this big nephew has changed from a township head to a three-fat man, let's not give a stick to the head again, shall we? People need understanding and comfort most at this time, don't they? Who hasn't made some mistakes in his life? If you do something wrong, correct it and do it again.
Fan Wei: Huh?
Zhao Benshan: No, if you commit a crime, it's hard to correct it. If you correct it, it's hard to repeat it! Nothing! This ~ ~ ~ old uncle communicated with you and I didn't eat. Why don't we have a drink?
Gao Xiumin: Cough ~
Fan Wei: Oh, great ~ go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Zhao Benshan: Don't be like a man at this time when he is most empty.
Gao Xiumin: I said, why do you have such a broad mind?
Zhao Benshan: How can life be smooth sailing?
Gao Xiumin: The funding channels are blocked. Are you still in the mood to drink?
Zhao Benshan: Stay ~
Gao Xiumin: Even if you give me Yunnan Baiyao now, you can't cure our mental trauma ~ Go home.
Zhao Benshan: Why did you do that?
Gao Xiumin: I told you to go home ~
Zhao Benshan: I told you-stay! Beautiful? I can't control you, just sit still! Sit down. Oh! ..... What a wonderful thing? The earth has to revolve around you. Are you the sun? What's the use of saying those ozone atoms?
Gao Xiumin: Does his brother-in-law know how to raise fish?
Zhao Benshan: I will in my next life? Study! It's okay, fatty. You tell your brother-in-law what he can't do. You ask his uncle. He can't do anything else. This is definitely the meaning of fish farming. I told you you couldn't come down. You just have nothing to do. You raise fish. You are tired from being a housekeeper for a year. You're worried about getting angry. Then you wrote to tell you. You can't afford it! You raise fish! Mine-fifty or sixty thousand a year!
Gao Xiumin: Cough ~
Zhao Benshan: If you cough, you need 50,000 to 60,000 yuan. You don't need to put it, especially for raising turtles. I tell you, I'll give you two. After that, I should watch the water and master the feed. I prepare my own food completely! Love what you eat.
Fan Wei: Drink ~
Zhao Benshan: It's no good drinking it. Drink it. You give it a drink, and it doesn't eat distiller's grains!
Fan Wei: I said we cannot father drink!
Zhao Benshan: Ah ~ We, I thought you were filling the tortoise with wine! Hey, drink it!
(Phone rings)
Zhao Benshan: You did it ~
Fan Wei: No, I can't drink those. Telephone ~
Zhao Benshan: I'll get it ~ Who's coming? You did it, well, you drank it, and I'll tell him. Who are you? Drink. Quit, don't fight here, raise fish ~ ~ ~ Hey, if you say other things are useless, quit! Find-fan county magistrate-report for duty? You found the county magistrate, and you quit your job at the township head's house. It's no use telling me. He is looking for the county magistrate Fan. ...
Fan Wei: It's for me.
(The mountain fell to the ground)
Fan Wei: Hey ~ Hey ~ Nothing ~ Nothing ~ There's a visitor ~
Zhao Benshan: Where are my shoes? After that, good news came from the delivery room, and people were promoted ... it's time! I told you I wouldn't let you come What about this time? I think it's killing you for your mouse to be your cat's escort to earn money!
Gao Xiumin: So you blame me?
Zhao Benshan: I don't blame you. Who do you blame? Did I just get on the kang?
Fan Wei: Yes,
Zhao Benshan: Have I been drinking?
Fan Wei: Yes,
Gao Xiumin: You ate other people's food!
Fan Wei: Yes!
Zhao Benshan: How can this work?
Fan Wei: We'll deal with it later!
Zhao Benshan: God ~
Gao Xiumin: What should we do?
Zhao Benshan: Go home ~
Gao Xiumin: Then our turtle is still in the house, and there are baskets!
Zhao Benshan: What kind of turtle do you want?
Fan Wei: (takes out his shoes) Hey, here you are, here you are-
Zhao Benshan: Let's stew this. It's delicious after eating, damn it ~
Fan Wei: Hehe, don't catch cold ~ Grandma, come in ~
Gao Xiumin: Well, we don't pack fish ponds.
Fan Wei: Come in!
Gao Xiumin: We really didn't pack the fish pond.
Fan Wei: Come in!
Gao Xiumin: We really don't pack. Now let's go back to the shack, peel off the turtle and bleed. Stop pretending ~
Fan Wei: Grandma, you are pushing me. To tell you the truth, you will continue to contract the next fish pond!
Gao Xiumin: No way, then you didn't tell me when I asked you in the house ~
Fan Wei: Why don't I want to tell you this? You said my brother-in-law wanted to pack fish ponds. Is he the right material? I'm afraid I won't have enough to eat. I'm afraid I have to tell you that a year ago, when things came to light, he drank some wine at our house again. I'm tired of him! Aunt, I've been busy for a year, and I want to rest for a year! Auntie!
Gao Xiumin: Doesn't he have to tease you after the New Year?
Fan Wei: Who are you kidding? After the New Year, I went to work in the county, and there was a new leader in the village. Who is he going to fight?
Zhao Benshan: Yes, let's argue!
Fan Wei: Ha, that's right!
Gao Xiumin: Thank you very much.
Zhao Benshan: Good man.
Gao Xiumin: Thank you very much. Why don't you go to our house for dinner?
Fan Wei: No, no ~ Are you two relieved this time? Take everything ~ I'm going to report for duty.
Gao Xiumin: Hey, Township Head, this is for you ~ You can eat it.
Fan Wei: No, no, no, no ~ Goodbye, Aunt!
Zhao Benshan: Goodbye, Uncle!
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Sketch lines: abduction