1, when I was a freshman, I didn't hear the sign to get off the train, and then I missed my stop. Huangshan took me to Jingdezhen for more than three hours. Then I took the train next time and didn't sleep for a long time. Then take the bus next time and get off at Shexian County in advance. What's the difference between getting off the bus and Huangshan Station? Later, I asked someone to know that it was in Shexian County. At that time, at 9 o'clock, Shexian took a taxi to Tunxi 100 for more than a few yuan, stayed in an Internet cafe for one night, and went back the next day.

2. One morning, there were classes in the first and second classes. I got up late and didn't have time to eat. I bought rice and hid it in the last row. The teacher never noticed me. I took the last bite and stuffed it all into my mouth. When I was chewing, the teacher asked me a question casually, and I couldn't swallow a mouthful of rice. I had to mutter that the teacher was waiting for me to swallow this bite. The teacher paused and said that you should eat first, and I'll find you later.

Maybe you think farting in the dormitory is very coquettish, but it's even more fucking coquettish to open the quilt. Therefore, there is no most coquettish operation in the university, only more coquettish operation. No matter how many times you were nagged by your roommate in the dormitory, you still did the right thing.

4. I forgot what the university day was. The first class in the afternoon is physical education class. The whole dormitory got up late, so I left in a hurry without changing my shoes and wearing the shoes I wore in the dormitory. In class, the teacher said that I was not fit to go to physical education class. I was out of my mind and lied that I slipped on the road and couldn't wear shoes. Our teacher believed me (smiling manually), and then I took an aerobics class in these shoes, pretending that my foot was really hurt from time to time. I'm ashamed, hahahaha.

5. Another time, I finally got impatient. I gave the cell phone number of a boy chasing my deskmate to another boy chasing my deskmate. Now that they are together, they ask me for a red envelope and ask me if I feel anything. I feel very uncomfortable.