As soon as I entered the University of Science and Technology,
The world is small and the University of Science and Technology is huge.
There are few girls, and the boys are excellent.
Here, "monks look at the bright moon, dinosaurs sit on the ground and become immortals."
It is no exaggeration to say that in HKUST,
At least five girls have beards longer than mine.
I can find at least 50 girls whose bust is smaller than mine.
At least 500 girls can be found. ........
I won't talk about it for the time being, because I'm not sure if there are 500 girls in HKUST.
When I came here, I regretted not having puppy love-but it's too late now. Every time I see those students younger than me studying hard in the cold window for ten years, I want to tell them, in a voice that makes people cry from the heart: "Never take HKUST, even if you want to take it, you must first fall in love ~ ~ ~"
If you love her, send her to HKUST, because it is a girl's paradise; If you hate him, send him to HKUST, because it is a boy's hell. ...
Every HKUST girl was once an angel without tears. When she meets a boy she likes, she cries-so she becomes a mortal. Therefore, HKUST boys must not disappoint HKUST girls, because girls give up the whole heaven for him!
Every boy in HKUST was once a demon in hell. When he meets the girl he likes, he will be tempted-so he becomes a mortal. But most girls will definitely fail boys, so HKUST boys will go back to that terrible hell!
Thinking from the perspective of market economics-the relationship between supply and demand leads to price changes.
Because the shortage of girls' resources has created a seller's market for girls,
High price, bull market all the way, no bear market.
The "local protectionism of girls" caused by many objective factors has seriously hindered the automatic adjustment function of the market.
In the long run, it will be a vicious circle.
This is very unfair to real HKUST male students.
We should break the "scissors gap" of imperialism.
We should eliminate the exploitation of love.
We need to get the rest of our feelings back.
Looking for equal happiness
Get happiness with * * *
Many, many examples (handsome guys with dinosaurs) have become a habit.
Many many habits have become culture.
Many, many cultures have become sauce jars.
Many, many sauce jars let more and more HKUST boys walk in step by step.
The more you struggle, the faster you drown.
Finally, the whole university for four years, even if eating less than pigs, doing more than cows; Sleeping later than the dog and getting up earlier than the chicken may not necessarily lead to a girlfriend.
HKUST then became a backwater.
-stagnant water caused by poor youth of boys.
We must jump out of the sauce jar.
We should break the school's protectionism against beautiful women.
We should pursue the freedom and equality of love.
We should not brew bitter stagnant water with blood and tears.
We should make spring waves to welcome the spring outside the wall.
Maybe you said that one of the seven boys is lucky.
But the truth is so ruthless,
Sometimes it's not that the true face of Lushan Mountain has not entered the besieged city of "HKUST girl's boyfriend".
People inside are no more miserable than people outside,
Serve tea and water for those unlovable girls, make the bed, and be folded day and night. Dai Yue tries to stay the same as possible, never giving up, and serves his girlfriend wholeheartedly.
I still have to spend a lot of time to establish a tmd prevention system to prevent the remaining six boys or even 60 boys from being obsessed with her and drooling.
I'm more worried about my girlfriend's change of heart, girlfriend's playboy, girlfriend's distraction, girlfriend. ........
Why not give up these tasteless chicken ribs?
It's not a pity to give them up.
Gave up a vampire magic tree
What we see is an oily green forest.
There are many fish in the sea.
There must be grass within a hundred paces.
A good horse never looks back to eat the grass left behind-a real man never looks back.
Rabbits don't eat grass near their nests-even villains don't hurt their next-door neighbors.
We want to be weeds.
Let the fire of lovelorn burn our leaves.
The roots of the soil will grow in the next spring.
Send out more leaves
There is a romantic legend:
Everyone is a one-winged angel,
Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly.
It is said that we came to this world to find the other half,
I tried to find it in HKUST ... but, ft!
Our wings are all smooth! !
Those girls on the other side
They are all from other high schools, her high school and her former acquaintances. .....
Fly away with me, fly away .......
Perhaps in the vast sea of people, occasionally there are survivors with wings on the other side.
But even if you hug each other
You have to stand up.-you can't hold her.
The past love has been formatted;
Love now, this page cannot be displayed or temporarily unavailable;
In the future love, memory is seriously insufficient. Please close some programs and try again. ...
But life goes on.
So we started laughing and cursing.
Make fun of our sadness:
The person I love is taken, and it is terrible to love me;
If you don't fall in love in loneliness, you are in loneliness!
Two women AB-A: I heard that your boyfriend is from HKUST? Alas, how can I be so lucky? ...
Two men CD-C: I heard that your girlfriend is from HKUST? D: nonsense! Your girlfriend is from HKUST!
Hear in class:
Two boys in the back row:
A: "I curse that your future girlfriend is from our University of Science and Technology!"
B: "I curse your future girlfriend in our class! ! ! "
Cao Cao: Check it out quickly. How many people do we have left?
Jiang Gan: There are only so many undergraduates left!
Cao Cao: Haha, God never shuts one door but he opens another. We can still fight, and then we'll know!
Jiang Gan: Oh, my Lord, no good. There are only a few girls left in our team!
Cao Cao (sitting down): I died in the sky. It seems that we can only go back to the north as soon as possible. Go and ask again!
Jiang Gan (after a while, he came back to cry Cao): 555. ...
Cao Cao: How about that?
Jiang Gan (SOB): Master, there are only so many beautiful women left in our army!
Cao Cao (sighing at the sky): Hey, our army was wiped out in this way. ...
Gradually, we
Reading: one brain, two big nights, four colorful books, seven meat and eight vegetables, 90% don't understand, very depressed!
Had to: find ten rooms to drink nine-bubble eight-seven tea, and six birds travel around the world to amuse themselves for three days and eat luxurious meals at both ends!
Man: I have been half-hearted, half-hearted, half-hearted, half-hearted, half-hearted, and miserable for seven times, regardless of the six arts.
Funny: You and I are a little infatuated with the world of ten sides, nine continents, eight barren days, six rivers, five elements, four fields and three lights!
At first, I just liked HKUST's stunner. Later, I fell in love with the art of postgraduate entrance examination.
At first, I just liked learning this stunner, but later I fell in love with the art of examination;
At first, I just liked qq as a stunner, but later I fell in love with the art of chatting.
At first I just fell in love with mm, and later I fell in love with the art of lovelorn.
Our slogan is:
Only grab HKUST's steamed bread, not HKUST's girl!
And those steamed buns are all good things?
Two famous dishes in HKUST canteen make people look at each other, but keep silent:
Green pepper fritters (or leftover food in the morning)
Spicy sauce steamed bread fried rice
There are also common flies.
When fire prevention, theft prevention and logistics become a slogan.
When Ginkgo biloba was defined as "pig food" by the discerning Runxin brothers.
When we strive for the right we deserve on weekends, we have paid the personal interests of several students, and finally we have to continue to endure it.
How much we need a girl around us.
Otherwise, such a university will be
Boring
sympathize with
Lamentable
pathetic
I can't help but face upwards whistling:
Is this how I spend my four years in college?
-it's dawn, reading early, finishing reading, attending classes, finishing school, turning off the lights, insomnia, dawn again, boredom, meeting, falling in love, pursuing, failing, falling in love again, pursuing again, falling in love, playing games, cs, surfing the Internet, taking exams, reviewing, staying up late. ..............................
I hate doing this,
You can't do that either,
I'm going to jump out of this cycle,
I'm going to fly out of this sauce jar,
Even if there is only one wing.
I'm going to find my other half somewhere else ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
That is-Hu Normal University, Hu Da, from small to large, Central South, even Cuisine College, etiquette vocational school. ........
Only going out is our hope.
Our God Jesus.
Our God.
Our Buddha Tathagata
Our chairman Mao
Our savior.
We firmly believe that HKUST boys are a group of lovely people who deserve the love of beautiful women in Changsha universities. They will be very happy when they become our best friends.
We should hold high the idea of "casting a net universally and focusing on training".
Implement "one center, two basic points";
Focusing on finding a girlfriend, basically choosing a beautiful woman is basically suitable for the conditions.
We should also seriously study Theory of Three Represents Thought and Theory;
Represents the most advanced way to find a girlfriend,
Represents the most appropriate selection requirements,
Representing the widest range of girlfriends,
Keep pace with the times.
We should follow the mass line, unite all forces that can be United and establish the broadest United front.
We should also listen to students' opinions with an open mind and take the road of combining beauty with dinosaurs.
When you make up your mind to find a girlfriend, seriously implement the "thirteen don't";
1- Don't want dinosaurs;
2- No boyfriend;
3- Don't be too open-minded;
4- not less than1.55cm;
5- Not applicable to students;
6- Not applicable to HKUST；;
7- Don't go to graduate school;
Not after 8- 1992;
Not before 9- 1986;
10- Not applicable to disabled people;
1 1- Don't like dressing up and spending too much money;
12- Don't be gentle;
13- men can't!
For single sisters, always strive for it; Never give up married women;
For girls over eighteen, pay attention to digging; For people under eighteen, we should have a strategic vision.
The girl we like is talented as Daiyu, sensible as Baochai, beautiful as Ke Qing, generous as Xiangyun, loyal as Li Wan, capable as Tanchun, smart as Xifeng and blessed as Yuan Chun.
However, Qian Qian should never be as fragile as Daiyu, as selfish as Baochai, as unlucky as Ke Qing, as ignorant as Xiangyun, as dull as Yingchun, as disheartened as Cherish Spring, as melodramatic as Miaoyu and as old as Jia Mu.
Don't touch it because it is not beautiful enough, and don't give up because it is too beautiful.
Once you find the right beauty, go after her,
As fast as lightning, like a running snail. ...
Shamelessness is our style, meanness is our means, true love is our mantra, and inexperienced little mm is my dish. Remember, "We are pests, we are pests ..."
There must be a "flower" that can be folded straight. Don't wait until there is no "flower" to fold branches.
Where there is search, there is discovery of beauty, and where there is no beauty, there is creation of beauty.
Looking around is not a gentleman.
We must have a firm belief that we can find such a beautiful woman and fight for the greatness of life and bid farewell to the single career.
One day, the red flag will fly over the Kremlin again, the international concert will ring in the White House, beautiful mushroom clouds will float over Tokyo, the light of * * * will shine all over the world, and the boys of National Defense Science and Technology University will find their girlfriends ... For this day, it is worth all our efforts!
O(∩_∩)O ha!