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Ah, smelly biography
Author: casual layman jdw
The first chapter comes straight to the point
Last revision date: August 6, 2007 12: 59: 00 words: 1230
My name is Jiang Dunwei, male. I live in Xinjiang. I am a student in Class Four, Grade Three. My hobby: bragging, ideal: blowing the great rivers and mountains of the motherland!
It's another sultry summer. There is no fan in the classroom. The teacher walked around the podium and knew what he was talking about. I can't listen to her grin and black face. What does the school personnel department do? Recruit these teachers, how to make students have the mind to attend classes? Is it cheaper? I heard that I am still married. It seems that I will take time to have a drink with her husband and talk about her outlook on life and feelings … I can estimate her husband's appearance without meeting him. I'm sure there are four big characters and three punctuation marks printed on her face: Brave! ! !
At the moment, I'm thinking about my younger brothers who skipped class today. After all, they collect a lot of protection money and can go out to play at night ~
bell ...
Finally, after school, I grabbed my schoolbag and got the first place in the class. I rushed out of the classroom as soon as the door closed. I feel that the teacher hasn't called the roll yet, and she has the intention of dragging her feet. Who cares, as long as she dares to speak out, I will educate her well: the teacher who drags her lessons is not a good teacher, only to blame her for not being ready for class!
As soon as I got out of school, I saw those younger brothers squatting at the door, drooping their heads and smoking stuffy cigarettes ~ I knew at a glance that the harvest was not good ~
"Little elephant!"
"Oh, smelly brother, after work?"
"How, how is the harvest?"
"Don't mention it, I was kicked out by the security guard."
"? Can't you be fair to others? "
"Grass, it is two, I don't know when it will be new! Really? We have gone a little too far in this respect recently. These two people are a little targeted, both of them are like fitness instructors! I have more tattoos than we put together! "
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