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Anti-corruption prose, allegro, poetry
Clean government sketch: cousin

Director: Duan Jinsong

Time: Sunday

Venue: Home of Deputy Secretary of County Commission for Discipline Inspection

Character: Tu Peng, an 8-year-old sophomore.

Zou, a 26-year-old ordinary employee.

Luo, 38, Deputy Secretary of the Commission for Discipline Inspection.

Set, stage, put a table on the right, put some office supplies on the table, and put a sofa, coffee table, tea cups, etc. In the center of the stage.

Tu: (singing left) I'll wait here for you to come back, wait for you to come back, watch (watch) the flowers bloom, I'll wait here for you to come back, put the flowers ... I'll wait here ... (turning to the left and shouting) Mom, hurry up.

Zou: (on the handbag) Come on, come on, smear, slow down.

Tu: (naughty) Mom, I'm slow enough, (walking like a turtle)

Zou: Tutu, I'm telling you, you should be obedient when you get to my second aunt's house, or else.

Tu: (Stand at attention, at ease) Yes, all actions are under your command. (Singing) Go ahead, go ahead. Our team wants to move forward ... move forward.

Zou: Here we are, here we are.

Tu: (singing) Forward ... Forward into. ...

Zou: I'm back, I'm back, I'm at my aunt's house. (Zou tries to knock at the door)

Zou: I'll ring the doorbell (the doorbell rings). Mom, I'll press it.

Rolfe: (on the right side of the screen) Here we go, here we go, yeah! It's Xiao Fang. Come in, come in

Tu: (running after Luo) And me, the Monkey King the Monkey King (imitating a monkey).

Carol: (startled) I thought who you were, but it was you naughty boy.

Zou: (angrily)

Tu: (making faces at mom)

Rolfe: (Interrupting) Tu Tu, let's eat fruit. (Sitting on the sofa) (Looking at Tu Tu) You see, the longer we paint, the more handsome we become.

Tu: (stands up) average, average, third in the world!

Zou: Sit down.

Rolfe: Come on, Xiao Fang, you too. (To pour water, Zou quickly stands up. )

Zou: Cousin, I'll do it myself.

Luo: Xiao Fang, why are you so polite when you come to my second aunt's house? Sit down, sit down.

Zou: Oh, cousin, sit down, I'll do it, I'll do it.

Rolfe: (laughs) OK, OK, OK, I'll sit down.

Zou: (pours a glass of water for my cousin) Cousin, you drink water.

Luo: (see Zou Xiao ... smearing water)

Tu: (stands up and bows) Thank you.

Luo: (touching his head, being good, to Zou) Xiao Fang, I have something to do with my cousin today.

Tu: We won't miss anything. ...

Zou: (interrupting), hehe ... actually, it's nothing.

Rolfe: It's really nothing.

Zou: Nothing, hey. ...

Rolfe: Forget it (stands up to leave)

Tu: (stands up) Your Majesty, I have something to do.

Rolfe: (laughs) What can I do for you?

Tu: I ... I'm going to the bathroom.

Zou: Go by yourself. Remember to flush after going to the toilet!

Tu: I know (singing) and (running).

Rolfe: (Laughter) This is smearing. (To Zou) Xiao Fang, just say what you have to say.

Zou: Cousin, it's actually nothing. Is to slander his grandfather, your uncle ...

Rolfe: (nervously) Uncle, what happened to him?

Zou: Cousin, don't be angry. Nothing serious. Your uncle will be 70 years old on July 1 day.

Rolfe: (relieved) What do I think? We already know about my uncle's 70th birthday, and then our whole family will come for birthday wine.

Zou: (Sorry) Cousin, it's your uncle's birthday, and your cousin and I want to play with him.

Rolfe: (Supposedly) It should be lively. People rarely live to be 70 years old and will repay their parents for raising their children. By the way, it happened to be Sunday, so I came to help in advance. ...

Zou: (happily) Cousin, we don't need your help. We will be glad that you can come then.

Carol: My uncle's birthday, not to mention his 70th birthday. How could I not come? I will personally cook some special dishes for my uncle. Oh, by the way, my uncle likes my braised pork best. ...

Zou: Cousin, I don't need your help. We have all the chefs who cook.

Carol: Oh, what kind of chefs does this family invite to dinner?

Zou: (laughs) Cousin, you think you can fry a table or two!

Rolfe: (strangely) Didn't my uncle just set two tables last year?

Zou: Hey, cousin is your uncle's seventieth birthday this year. We want more tables.

Carol: (surprised) It doesn't matter if we have a few more tables. We will be too busy to cook together.

Zou: No need, cousin. Your cousin and I have arranged 80 tables.

Rolfe: (surprised) 80 tables?

Zou: Yes, your cousin and I have also given money to many people in recent years. ...

Rolfe: (Interrupting) So you want to borrow your uncle's 70th birthday to get your relatives back?

Zou: (happily) Yes.

Luo: (gently) Xiao Fang, have you ever considered the consequences of such a big thing?

Zou: (anxiously) Cousin, I'm not here to discuss with you!

Rolfe: (angry) discuss, you have already discussed, what are you discussing!

Zou: Cousin, do you know that your cousin is timid by nature? ...

Luo: (angry) timid, I think he is bold and lawless. As a national cadre and a * * *, he dares to take the lead and do great things. You are also an employee of the company. Haven't you thought about the consequences of doing this? Suggestion: Do you want to work or not?

Zou: (attentive) Cousin, you are the deputy secretary of the Commission for Discipline Inspection. Well, as long as you say hello. ...

Rolfe: Say hello, (with a wry smile) I can say hello!

Zou: (Laughter) I knew my cousin would definitely help us. Cousin, last time we went shopping, I bought you the dress you liked. Let's try it on. Cousin will definitely compare with other models. ...

Carol: (in disgust) You'd better keep it for yourself! I have never worn such expensive clothes.

Zou: (politely) Oh, cousin, look at your figure. You look beautiful in everything. ...

Luo: All right, all right, Xiao Fang, you go back and ask my cousin to celebrate my uncle's birthday. Everything is simple. Don't make a fuss, let him take care of himself.

Zou: (angrily): Mind your own business? Chun Luomei, you are very powerful now. You are great now. You look down on people. You have no relatives. At first you had nothing. If your uncle hadn't supported you to go to school, would you be here today? ...

Rolfe: (sighs) I know my uncle is kind to me. Without my uncle, I wouldn't be here today. I am grateful to him from the bottom of my heart. I don't want to live a decent life and set a 100 table for my uncle, but I can't!

Zou: (crying) No. I didn't ask you to do that. Your cousin and I will do it.

Rolfe: (loudly) No one can do it.

Zou: I insist.

Rolfe: Do you dare to do it?

Zou: I want to do it.

Luo: (sadly) Xiao Fang, what do you want me to say about you? You are also an employee of the company. Xiao Yong is also a national cadre, a * *, and my uncle. I can help you.

Zou: You are right. You won't help us if we ask you for this.

Carol: But ... if I help you, I will only push you into the fire!

Zou: What you said is too serious.

Luo: (seriously) Zou Ying, when you come to me, you should know what our Commission for Discipline Inspection does.

Zou: Don't scare me with the Commission for Discipline Inspection.

Luo: (holding Zou's shoulder) Xiao Fang, you are my cousin's daughter-in-law. We are a family. ...

Zou: (with tears) You are not such a heartless family.

Rolfe: Because we are a family, I am good to you.

Zou: (emotionally) For our own good, for our own good, you should help us.

Rolfe: I am helping you now.

Zou: You, you are hurting us.

Rolfe: (helplessly) Zou Ying ...

Zou: Do you know? We both live on wages. Although your cousin is a section chief, our salary adds up to less than 3000 yuan. Our children must go to school. Two old people from the countryside have been living with us. We have to pay 700 yuan for every moonlight ... In recent years, we have sent tens of thousands of people. ...

Carol: (angry) So, you just want to make a big deal and get your money back.

Zou: (rightfully) I sent it out. Of course we have to get it back.

Rolfe: Even if you can get the money back, you made a mistake and it's too late to regret it.

Zou: (loudly) We are not the only ones who make mistakes and make big mistakes.

Luo: All party member cadres, employees and people engaged in large-scale activities, no matter who they are, should be investigated and dealt with according to law.

Zou: (guilty) Then you and your uncle have to investigate!

Luo: (Seriously) We will resolutely investigate and deal with anyone who violates the law and discipline. General Secretary Zou Ying and General Secretary Hu Jintao delivered important speeches at the Seventh Plenary Session of the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection, demanding that party member cadres vigorously carry forward the good work atmosphere in eight aspects. At present, the county's work style education and rectification is being vigorously carried out. In view of the recent rebound of the "wine wind", the county commission for discipline inspection will reiterate the regulation of "stopping the wine wind" and find that it is investigated together. Listen, you ...

Zou: (Scares) me. ...

Luo: Xiao Fang, my cousin is a young cadre who pays attention to organizational training. You can't stop him. Do you want me to operate on my cousin?

Zou: I ... look ... cousin, I ... (painting on the court)

Tu: (clapping and jumping) Oh, my mother has already admitted her mistake. The teacher said that if you can correct your mistakes, you are a good boy.

Zou: (in distress situation) Look, I won't hit you.

Tu: (hiding behind Luo) Aunt, mom wants to hit me.

Zou: (painting while chasing) I have to hit you today.

Tu: (hiding behind Luo) Come on, come on!

Carol: OK, OK, you two stop playing cat and mouse and draw pictures. Today, my second aunt will pack jiaozi for you, ok?

Tu: (dancing) Oh, okay, okay, mom ate jiaozi, (Luo hugged Tu) (singing) ate jiaozi, and cut the wood knife (following Luo).

Zou: Cousin, let me help you (quickly).