Royle's law
Look on the bright side of everything. If you fall into the pond, there may be a fish in your ass pocket.
Rules of poker game
The winner smiled and the loser shouted "Deal".
Ranatona's law
A successful man just earns more money than his wife spends; A successful woman is to look for it.
Such a man.
Peter's rule of success
Stand up more often than be knocked down.
Bonnie's law of manpower
One person can dig a hole in one minute, but sixty people can't do it in one second.
Karl-Hans law
Officially, it's like a bikini: hide the key points and show the temptation.
Murphy's law of controversy
Never argue with a fool-others don't know who a fool is.
Lawrence-Peter law
Many people climbed to the top of the ladder, only to find it was on the wrong wall.
Mo Deer's law
Nothing is serious enough to be laughed at or ridiculed, except that the crotch is open.
Law of sour grapes
Grapes that cannot be eaten are always sour.
Bourcq's law
If the president doesn't take it out on his wife, he will take it out on this country.
First law of editorial
When you are very proud to publish a wonderful article and expect a warm response from readers, you will only
I received a letter informing this newspaper that there was a typographical error in the lower right corner of the fourth edition.
Politician's rule
They can promise you to build a bridge where there is no river.
Flynn's law of frustration
When your cat fell asleep in your lap and you couldn't bear to wake it up, you suddenly felt very relieved.
Thick, I want to go to the bathroom.
Truman's law
If they need me, they will come to me.
Harry-Fosdick law
Hating others is like burning down your house to catch mice.
Foster's 40-year law
When people are teenagers, they always want to ruin themselves at the age of forty, and when they live to the age of forty,
Want to do it again.
Macfarlane's law of borrowing money
People who lend money to others always round up the money they lend.
Glass's Law of Luck
Luck will not come when you expect it, and the luck you expect is not luck.
Frank's law
As far as love is concerned, women are professionals and men are amateurs.
Fred's law
Today is a magnificent rooster, and tomorrow-it may become a feather duster completely discredited.
Rand law
The shoes finally fit, but the style is out of date.
Bitter orange law
It must be bitter if you don't finish eating oranges on the roadside.
Pocket law
Two pockets of clothes are called student clothes; A suit with three pockets is called a suit; The one with four pockets is called Zhongshan suit;
Clothes pockets are full. If they are not fashionable, they must be beggars.
Yves phenomenon
Your most suitable and favorite products are only for display.
Nanum's law
Marriage is an attempt to turn an owl into a domestic pigeon.
Law of spending money
The richer people are, the more stingy they are with their money.
Men spend money on their mouths: smoking and drinking; Women spend all their money on clothes. So because of greed
People who eat and drink with public funds are all men who make mistakes, but they dress better at the party and dance.
One is a beautiful woman.
Curran's law of encounter
The value of a meeting is inversely proportional to the number of people attending it.
Covert's conversation law
If you don't want your children to listen to what you are saying, pretend to tell them.
Law of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law
When I was a daughter-in-law, I quarreled with my mother-in-law and felt that her mother-in-law was unreasonable;
When I was a mother-in-law, I quarreled with my daughter-in-law. I thought her daughter-in-law was unreasonable.
Sid's forty-nine laws.
The greatest comfort at forty-nine is to realize that it is too old for a dead young man.
Law of optimism and pessimism
Optimists invented yachts, pessimists invented lifebuoys;
Optimists build tall buildings, pessimists fire arrows;
Optimists become racing drivers, while pessimists become doctors in white coats.
Finally, the optimist launched a spaceship, and the pessimist opened an insurance company.
Cochrane's law
You don't need any newspapers, and you can't throw them away when it comes time to deal with them.
The law of choosing a soldier as a husband
Lieutenant is too young, captain is too old, and lieutenant is just right.
Unrequited love law
Is to put her in my heart and she put me outside my heart.
Bicycle law
Take people on bicycles-
Children sit in front and wives sit behind, which is called tradition; The wife sits in the front and the children sit in the back. This is called trendy.
Employment phenomenon in Ehrt Le
Other industries are developing faster than themselves. If you change careers, then the original industry
It is developing rapidly.
Douglas's practical flight law
When the weight of the design is equal to the weight of the plane, the plane can fly.
Crystal's law
Failure is troublesome, but when you succeed, the real disaster begins.
Historian's law
Any event, as long as it has happened, will make senior historians say it is inevitable.
Bob's medical rules
When I saw the flowers in the doctor's office died, I never went in again.
Parkinson's law
When time fills the valley, the works unfold accordingly; As income increases, expenditure increases.
The first law
Never throw away the first one until you get the second one.
Compte standard
People are prone to make mistakes, but if you want to make a mess of things, you have to rely on computers.
Runyon's law
In the race, you may not win quickly; Fighting doesn't have to be weak to lose.
Falkland Islands Act
When there is no need to make a decision, don't make a decision.
Weber's law
It's convenient to find a parking place, so you can't find your car.
Boken's law
The closer the theater is to the aisle, the later the audience will come.
Kadnin's law
What you get most is what you don't need.
Lawson's law
If the introduction says "Don't miss the opportunity", you will lose it.
Juster's Law of Traffic Behavior
The worse the car is, the crazier it drives.
Baker's law of economics
You don't want anything you can offer.
Jones' law
Friends can come and go, while enemies will only come and not go.
Writing rules
In a sense, doctors in hospitals can be compared to calligraphers who play with words.
The calligrapher's wild grass is as illegible as the prescription prescribed by the outpatient doctor.
Doctors' brushwork is self-contained, while calligraphers still have rules to follow.
Scaffolding law
Women's feet are indecent, and men's feet are chic.
Women's law
A woman who knows little about men finally becomes a man's wife.
A woman who knew men like the back of her hand finally became an old maid.
cuisine
Women sneak home after work because they cook;
Men are not busy going home after work because they can cook.
Marshall's generalized iceberg law
I can only know one-eighth of everything.
Age law
Older and less tempered than in the past.
"triangle fear" law
A man's weakness is his fear of his wife, his wife's weakness is his fear of his son, and his son's weakness is his fear of Lao Tzu.
Sage rule
People with watches know the exact time, so they dare not say the time with both hands.
The golden rule of art and science
Whoever has mastered gold has mastered the scales.
Gordon's first law
If a research project is not worth doing at all, it is not worth doing well.
Best's law
The more secure a product is, the less credible it is. For example, a cheap stereo marked "Super".
Baker's law
If you think education is too expensive, you can try ignorance.
Gleason mystery
The smallest hole will eventually empty the largest container unless it is deliberately used to drain water;
In this case, it will be blocked.
Abele's law
Marriage is just a seemingly close alliance, and both sides think they are the leaders.
Holly's law of big problems
Every big problem has a small problem.
Agnes-Allen law
Everything is easy to get in and not easy to get out.
Mel's law
If it is not the last minute, nothing can be done.
Law of ability
There are two situations, which are particularly easy for people to overestimate their abilities: First, men in love.
People, who swear to do more for their girlfriends than they can; One is to be a section chief.
Want to be a director, when a director wants to be a director.
Gilbert's law
The surest sign of a job crisis is that no one tells you what to do.
Law of memory
Men can remember their lover's birthday, but they can't tell their mother's age.
Insomnia method
I can sleep with the TV on, but I can't sleep with the TV off.
Mailer's law
If the facts are inconsistent with the theory, the facts must be removed.
Jinning inference
When bread falls to the ground, the probability of butter falling is directly proportional to the price of carpet.
Zhai Moji's first law of developing system dynamic characteristics
Once you open a can of earthworms, the only way is to use a bigger can.
Rules of the 90-90 plan
The first 90% of the tasks need 90% of the time, and the last 10% of the tasks need 90% of the time.
Law of selective falling body
An object will land in the most harmful way.
Nonreciprocal expectation law
What you don't want to happen, the result will not happen;
What I hope to achieve cannot be achieved.
Law of "can't mention"
Some things, as long as they are mentioned, ...
..... If it is a good thing, you must miss it;
..... If it is a bad thing, it will definitely happen.
Pollan's first law
Vague when in doubt.
El Torre's observation
Two teams are parallel (one of them), and the other team is always faster.
Garning's law of crying
You cried this time, so you can't cry next time.
Ficker's forgetting law
People who forget what to bring always live on the highest floor.
Cathy's courtship rules
When you are pursuing the girl you like, the girl you like must be pursuing another girl.
Men flatter.
Sims' gift law
You gave a gift to a man, and he probably gave it to his wife, too.
Miller's hunting law
Most of the sheep you want to shoot will fall off the cliff after being shot.
Murphy's law
Anything that goes in a bad direction will definitely go in that direction.
John's law of complaint telephone
You made a complaint call once, and you will never forget it in the future.
Camelot's law of collecting money
When you are short of a penny, you can't find anything that you can always see without picking it up.
This penny.
Howe law
Everyone has plans that can't be realized.
Knowles law
The length of the argument is inversely proportional to the seriousness of the problem.
Spencer's law
The more greedy people are, the easier it is to have good things to eat.
Hughes' Law of Fools
People who often say "I'm not that stupid" will be seen by everyone over time.
As a fool.
Sogell's law
Most of the calls you are too lazy to answer are for you.
fire protection law
When there is a fire at home, the person who wakes up first is the most dangerous.
Worster's law of disaster
The first disaster among all disasters doesn't look like a disaster.
Codel's law
Those who wanted to climb the mountain finally climbed it.
Most people who want to swim in the water end up sitting on the shore.
Joyce's law of wind and rain
When the wind blows, people always go against the wind;
When it rains heavily, people stop as soon as they get home.
Gan Ning's Father's Day Law
On Father's Day, men are most motivated to do housework.
Family alliance law
When children were young, parents were a pair of conspirators who colluded with each other.
When children grow up, daughters often stand with their fathers, and sons often stick with their mothers.
Gabriel's law
The last person you want to see often comes to visit.
Liebert's law of memory
A person who indulges in the past must have a harder life than others.
Cartoon funeral law
The person who wants to attend your funeral most is the one who hates you all his life;
The last person who wants to attend your funeral must be the one who lent you money.
Liar rule
An unsuccessful liar is more polite than a successful liar.
Drunk method
Drunk people are most addicted to alcohol when they have no money.
Lloyd's insurance law
The insurance industry itself is an industry that needs insurance.
Marcus' rule of success
Success is a small pause in two boring lives.
Cosmetic surgery
People who are keen on plastic surgery are generally not ugly, and those who are not interested in plastic surgery are also big.
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