Good horses no longer eat grass, so they are always hungry.
I don't know how long I am, but how I feel about you.
You are really a cricket. You look much better than cricket.
Mixing entertainment circles is like playing mahjong. If you want to be a big name, you have to give up a tube of chickens!
7 Charm representative: Master Kong. Thousands of people soak it every day.
I am ugly, but I am persistent.
Today, a group of Japanese came to visit our school. To tell the truth, this is the first time I've seen a Japanese wearing clothes!
9 men who are not good for women will be reincarnated as sanitary napkins in their next life!
10 I can't fly, no matter for whom.
1 1 Don't keep loading, loading, loading like a trash can. ...
12 Cucumber must be shot, and life must be high.
13 Chang 'e, you can walk from the canopy. Look how old the Jade Emperor is!
14 I am ugly but I am persistent!
No one can share the real pain with you-you can only change it from one shoulder to the other.
16 knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.
17 What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.
18 A man has some money in his pocket, but he won't be idle from the waist down!
19 names are really important. That day, I came across a man's name, called Silver Sword. Unfortunately, his surname is Fan.
I don't want to marry my wife, but my wife married me.
2 1 ask what the world is like, just ask people to take off their clothes and pants.
I'm glad to find twenty cents. When I picked it up, it looked like 1992 money. It's expired.
Follow the waves, not the current.
If only the hardware could be copied!
What's the use of being handsome? Can I swipe my card with my face at the bank?
Don't eat what's in the bowl, just eat it in the pot.
Please promise not to change your name in my next life, so that I can find you easily.
I skip too many classes. One day, I want to go to class. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.
Women like bad men and don't like bad men. ..
30 stars can't see mental retardation unless interviewed.
Appreciation of 30 Classic Funny Quotations
1. I saw someone posting a dog-finding notice on the tree: This is a photo of our lost dog. Please call us if you see it! So I called and said, I saw a picture of your lost dog!
My salary is a little higher than my father's every month. He worked late at the end of last month. I asked him how to make it up to now, and he said, my salary will be ten yuan higher than yours. What a proud face! I said: Is this necessary? He said: Yes, because you threaten the position of the head of my family! Me:
3, junior high school students built a group, trying to pull all the students in the original class, but forgot how many people were in the class at that time. When everyone was thinking hard, a classmate said 54 people, I'm sure! At that time, I was always last, 54th! Everyone unanimously passed, after all, this figure is too authoritative.
I invited some friends to play cards in the morning, but my girlfriend wouldn't let me go out. I touched her face gently and went out. I didn't get home until now. Before she could speak, I said, honey, your skin is so elastic! I touched it this morning and was ejected so far that I almost got lost and couldn't come back.
Today, I ate in a restaurant. There is a couple at the next table. The man came over and took out a pack of high-grade cigarettes and asked me if I had a lighter. I took out a dollar and asked him to buy it in the supermarket opposite me.
6.a: My wife is learning cooking at home recently, and I can't stand it. B: Isn't it nice to specialize in cooking? You can enjoy it. A: The key is that she innovates all day, such as fried peppers with apples, sliced pork soup with watermelon pulp and fried litchi with eggs. . . B: So she can eat it herself? She's not that stupid. She asked me to try. . . I have already stretched my legs. .
7. Once in the library, a big brother at the table took out a bag of bread slices and a cup of strong yogurt without sitting for five minutes, poured milk on the bread, ate it with relish in front of us, and swept the crumbs to a glasses girl next to him. After a while, the phone rang. Like a big boss, he said hello loudly and went to the window to answer the phone. At this time, the glasses girl next to her suddenly took out a bottle of face-cleaning milk and so on, and then quickly squeezed a lump on his half-eaten bread. Don't say, I really can't tell. Glasses woman packed her books and got up to leave. We were dumbfounded at this table and all followed her to pack up and leave.
8. Last night, my colleague resigned and invited him to drink! Half drunk, he grabbed my brother. Only you are good to me. I want to repay you, huh? Do you know the ladies' room in the third factory building of the company? Well, there is a row of trees behind the ladies' room, near the fourth factory building. The third one is squatting there, well, there is wifi, three grids!
9. In the swimming pool, my boyfriend just learned to swim. Suddenly, a dog jumped down and swam excitedly. I saw my boyfriend rise to the ground in anger, picked up a wooden stick and chased after him: Do you want to teach me a lesson? Lao tze want you to teach? Me. . .
10, there are always people on the bus who don't give up their seats to the elderly and say that others have no quality. Who are they? Is this pot calling the kettle black interesting? I'm not like this. I am not as incompetent as they are. I just won't give up my seat or say anything else.
1 1. One day I went shopping with my wife and walked. An old woman shouted to us: Do you know where to sell apples (fruits)? My wife and I said in unison: store! Looking at the back of grandma's departure, the wife said: husband, look at husband! Buy her an apple (mobile phone) when she is so old! You also gave me romantic time!
12, the female boss scolded me for my work status, and I lowered my head. This reaction may have angered her. She changed her calm tone and growled, why don't you talk? Won't you refuse to accept it? I explained: no, my girlfriend won't let me talk to beautiful women!
13, one day, we were chatting at home, and there was someone I had never heard of, so I asked my dad who this person was. My dad said, this is my period. Me: Do you still have your period?
14, take your son to a barbecue! Son: Dad, the teacher says the barbecue is not clean, so we won't eat it! Dad: Waiter, bring a soda! Son: Dad, our teacher says soda is harmful to our health. Let's drink less! Dad: Why do you listen to everything except the teacher?
15, the sound of a sheep is the word sheep with a mouth, the sound of a dog is the word dog with a mouth, and the sound of a bird is the word bird with a mouth, so I have always been like this.
16. When a robber was caught, his lawyer told him in advance that he must behave better in the trial and try to reduce his sentence. The robber nodded in agreement! Judge: Defendant, you robbed in broad daylight. Have you considered the impact on society? It's really bad. Robber: Your Honor, I do have people in my heart! Judge: Then tell me, what have you considered? Robber: On the day of robbery, I caught a cold. I'm wearing a mask because I'm afraid of infecting others! Judge:
17, when we were dating, we ate at the woman's house. Bowl after bowl, about seven or eight bowls later. The matchmaker can't stand it anymore: young man, just eat seven points full. Two seconds back: then I will eat two more bowls, and then there will be no more.
Teacher: Xiaoming, do you have any ideals when you grow up? Xiaoming: I want to own a passenger plane! Everyone else wants to buy tickets, teacher, you don't have to! Teacher: Hmm! Have ambition! Thank you too! Xiao Ming: Then check the tickets when flying in the air. There are no tickets? Get out!
19, my girlfriend applied for the secretary of the boss of a company. As soon as she started to work, the boss lectured: To be a female secretary, you must know the rules, not like your predecessor! ! Boss, what happened to the former secretary? I'm an ex! .
20. Some people boast: I saw a play today, which was really enjoyable! A man asked: What play? Beijing Opera Bao Gong beheaded Cao Cao. No, Bao Gong belongs to the Song Dynasty and Cao Cao belongs to the Three Kingdoms. The age difference is nearly a hundred years. How can Bao Gong cut Cao Cao? You don't know Bao's temper. As long as he is a bad guy, he still cares about the Three Kingdoms in Song Dynasty.
2 1, 12 set the ringtone for grandpa, and that grandson called you again. Once on the bus, his cell phone rang, and I only heard him say calmly, what happened to dad?
22. In order to let my son get up early for school, I specially advanced the alarm clock in his bedroom by ten minutes. One day, I overheard him bragging to his classmates on the phone: Do you know how big my home is? There is a time difference of 10 minutes from my bedroom to the gate.
23. The traffic police stopped a car at the traffic lights. The traffic police said: don't stop, the wheels are pressing. The driver said: this is my finale. The traffic police said: I don't think you took out your brake mace. The driver said, I have a good grasp. I didn't crush the wire, did I? The traffic police said: this is a high-voltage line, so you can't touch it. The driver said, it doesn't matter. My wheels are insulators.
24. In the afternoon, my girlfriend and I went shopping wearing the same T-shirt we bought together. I stopped at a coffee shop and saw two handsome guys sitting next to each other. They kept looking at us and whispering to each other. Let's whisper and discuss who is the more handsome of the two handsome guys. Suddenly, one of them suddenly came over. It made our hearts beat faster and the deer bumped into each other! The handsome boy smiled shyly at us and said, two beautiful women, where did you buy this dress? My boyfriend wants it too.
25. Girl: Experts say that men and women in love are idiots! Boy: What about us? Girl: You chased me first, and I reluctantly agreed to you! Boy: Oh, then I am a born idiot, and you are an acquired idiot!
She always wanted to experience the feeling of walking in the rain with me. Finally, we waited for the long-lost rain, and we tacitly didn't bring an umbrella on that date. But we didn't get along happily that day. She caught a cold and I didn't. Because I am wearing a raincoat. This article comes from
27, the weather turned cold, she knitted a scarf for the male god, and after giving it to the male god, the male god even praised her: the craft is really good, I like this fishing net very much.
28. On the second day of junior high school, one weekend afternoon, I went out to play ball, took a shower and came back to watch TV after dinner. Mom: Your girlfriend called home this afternoon and said that she left her card in your schoolbag and asked you to bring it to her tomorrow. Me: No way. Her hair is very short. I have never seen her use a hairpin. Mom: Tell me. Me:
29. I am strong by nature and self-reliant. Since the day I graduated, I have never asked my parents for a penny. I usually call them directly and ask them to remit money to my bank account.
30. Patient: Actually, my girlfriend is very beautiful. I'm dying. I really can't part with her. Doctor: That's all right. Let me help you. Patient: Will you cure me? Doctor: No, I can take care of your girlfriend.
Network classic funny quotations
1. Those who believe in fate follow it, and those who don't believe in fate are dragged away by it. 2. Do you drink water, water or water? You choose!
3, women chasing men, sandwich yarn. Men chase women, mezzanine mom.
4, breaking my word is my style, betraying my loved ones is my present situation, and living a long life is my result.
5. Love a person all, including her cotton trousers.
6. If you have money, you can say that money is earned. When there is no money, say that the money is saved.
7. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you.
8, the current flower heart, because it is more primitive than anyone else.
9, the so-called threshold, the past is the door, the past is the threshold.
10, some men are as smart as the weather and changeable. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.
1 1. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.
12, women's wrinkles are called old, and men's wrinkles are called vicissitudes.
13, the tortoise can beat the rabbit, but it's just going its own way.
14, parents are not around, remember to fasten your clothes and be careful of cold air!
15, most people want to transform the world, and few people want to transform themselves.
16, if you are the one, the female guest will turn off the man's light again, and the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can turn off the whole floor!
17, it is said that strong melon is not sweet, so I like bitter gourd.
18, God said there should be light, and I said I opposed it, so the world was dark.
19, take off your clothes, I am an animal, put on your clothes, I am the devil wears Prada!
20. Part I: Maybe it seems to be approximate; Bottom line: However, it is not impossible.
2 1, don't always say that you are okay, nothing is nothing.
22. You think too complicated about others, because you are not simple.
23. I long for freedom, but the human body doesn't know how to climb out of the dog hole!
24, how many years, my toilet seat has never been lifted!
25. You, you, you, you, you push me again, and I will feed you Sanlu.
26. I took part in the pigeon racing in the city yesterday, and I went alone.
27. What is a mistress? At best, he is only one person.
28. Youth is like dandelion. It seems to be free, but it can't help itself.
29. Don't think that I am out of reach because I am handsome. Actually, I am a sea of rivers.
The person who is angry with you will never know how many times he has put up with you.
3 1. In the dead of night, I often ask myself if I decided to come to the earth.
32. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?
I have a cool mini skirt, but unfortunately my legs are not mini enough.
34. Deal with people, listen more and talk less. That's why God gave us a mouth and two ears.
Don't look at me innocently like a puppy, it will make me want to eat dog meat.
God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all
Although I seem to have no brain, I am actually not happy.
38. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually!
39. You are not a VIp, not even a V, you are just a P. ..
40. Smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.
4 1, hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it, Doby mosquito, make it anxious.
42. Don't tell me the story of black society as ordinary people.
It was that period of compulsory education that occupied my youth.
44. Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.
45. I have lived for 20 years and have done nothing for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches!
46. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
47, unrequited love is not equipped with anti-aircraft gun radar, silently locking the enemy plane.
48. The furthest distance in the world is your home in Australia, and I cook porridge at home.
49. Today, my mother asked me why I smoked. I said I like to eat soot!
As a matter of fact, I am homesick. It's just a matter of who I live in.
5 1, I really can't see you so close to me because I'm blind.
My socks are full of holes. My future is not a dream.
53. People who run around brothels are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.
54. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.
If you yell at a bitch in the street, it's definitely higher than asking a beautiful woman to turn around!
56. The whole school was cut off from water for two days. The next day, I found that there were not many girls in my class.
57. Some things don't need to be wrangling. They are ostensibly obedient and secretly rebellious.
58. When I was young, I cried when I was sad, but when I grew up, I laughed when I was sad. .
59. We can avoid everyone, but we can't avoid a fly. What makes us unhappy in life is often trivial things.
60. The color of the money in your pocket determines your mood today.
6 1, from heaven to hell, I was just passing by.
62. Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon, and wages are in line with Africa.
63. Failure in thought and morality is better than not thinking at all.
64. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.
It was that period of compulsory education that occupied my youth.
66, do what you want to do, otherwise, let the pig talk nonsense.
67. Being in a daze, doing well is called profound. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.
68. There is an affectionate and mean attitude, and there is a state of nothing to find.
Brother Chun is not a pure man, but she is a real man.
Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!
7 1, as a foodie, eating doesn't mean I'm hungry, just because my mouth is lonely.
72. My mother praises me for being virtuous and carefree.
73. This is all due to personality. Save some flowers, it is shameful to squander them.
74, eat, I want, thin, I also want, can't have both, and left.
Online and stealth are the same these days, and no one cares about you.
76, you didn't spoil the word youth, you are in beginning of autumn.
77, the season of black silk flooding, let us these thick legs?
78. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.
79. People think I'm bowing my head, and I'm looking at whether this hair on the ground should be connected.
80. People want faces, trees want skins, and telephone poles want cement.
8 1, the highest level of ignorance is two words: pretend to understand!
82. I woke up in the morning thinking I had grown up, only to find that the quilt cover was horizontal.
83. If the teacher didn't say don't litter, I would throw you out.
84. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you should eat at least a pair of whales.
85. When I said I couldn't afford to be hurt, it was the day when your house caught fire.
86. I stayed up late because I didn't have the courage to end the day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.
87. I suggest that everyone should know my appearance first, and appreciate it second.
88. What are you pretending to be tender? Wrinkles on the face can kill flies.
Don't let others get you easily, or you will be easily forgotten.
90. Every time I tutor Buddha's feet, Buddha always kicks me.
9 1. If a woman is a book, many women have only one page: one page has a car, one page has a room, and the other page has a ticket.
92. All people talk as they are. I read the medical records. I can't even imagine a doctor.
93. For girls, pregnancy is a matter of time.
94. Nowadays, children's papers are so rude that they always don't talk to me in class.
95. I knew it was so difficult to find a girlfriend, so I decided to kiss the doll.
96. There are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.
97. Going out for a walk is not for me. My biggest wish is to sit in front of the computer and meditate on Sunday.
98. I always feel that a bed that is made too neatly will mean a little peace in my old age. Well, it's still messy and energetic.
99. What is irony? Ironically, even if you are willing to be someone else's toilet paper, people still think your paper is soft, dirty your fingers, and hard, hurting your ass.
100. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.
10 1, the unfairness of this world lies in: God said: I want light! So there was this day. The beauty said: I want a diamond ring! So she bought a diamond ring. The rich man said: I want a woman! So he had a woman. I said: I want to take a shower! I can't believe the water was cut off.
102. Just now, I took a tram in an alley here. A big brother crossed the road by bike. It's getting closer and closer and it's about to hit. At this moment, the witty eldest brother shouted, "You go right, I go left." Then, we climbed for a long time before getting up!
30 Classic Funny Quotations _ Too Funny
1. A seriously ill patient went to see a famous doctor. The nurse said to him, the doctor's schedule is full, and it will take at least three weeks for your turn. What? It takes three weeks? The patient cried, maybe I won't live to that time! Oh, that's all right, said the nurse. At that time, you can ask your family to cancel the appointment for you.
My son is in a big class, and I have an appointment with him to come to my house at the weekend. My wife got up early in the morning, cleaned the room and cooked some delicious food. I don't know. A group of children are here. You are so promising. The wife said, you don't understand, maybe these people have your future daughter-in-law! God, it's really early!
Xiao Liang is very naughty. He ran to the neighbor's orchard to steal strawberries, and was found out. Aunt neighbor asked: What's your name? I want to tell your parents! Xiao Liang calmly said, No, my parents know my name.
Teacher: Our school will switch to English teaching from next semester. Some classmate: Wow! We won't understand. Teacher: Don't worry about not understanding. Learning a language means listening more. Listen to me speak English every day, and you will understand after a long time. Student B: But I listen to the dog barking at home every day, and I don't know what it is saying.
One day in class, a student deserted, and the teacher saw it and wanted to make things difficult for the student. Teacher: What shape do you think the earth is? Student: It's round. Not satisfied, the teacher asked: Why is the earth square? Student: I listen to you, teacher! It's your call! What you said is right.
6. The female colleague is pregnant for seven months. I don't know why she can't eat meat or even scrambled eggs. When I went to the hospital for reexamination, I was reminded by the doctor to eat more meat, otherwise it would be very troublesome for the child to be born with malnutrition in the future. Then the doctor paused for a few seconds and asked her softly, Is it because my mother-in-law doesn't like you very much? . . My best friend said truthfully: no, I just can't eat meat. It makes me sick. . The doctor listened blankly for a while, and then said to her, You are not pregnant with that Tang Sanzang, are you?
Xiaoming has always been proud that his father is a great engineer. One day, he met Xiaohua and chatted with Xiaohua. Xiaoming said to Xiaohua, Do you know the Himalayas? Xiaohua said: I know. Xiaoming said: My father built it. Ha ha. Xiaohua was speechless at that time. He thought for a moment and said, Do you know the Dead Sea? Killed by my father.
8. My roommate has a sister of 12 years old, who is very hot in summer and always sweats. When she was sweating profusely, she went out to catch the chicken, because when she caught the chicken, it would flap its wings wildly. Her sister said it was windy and cool.
9. The school organized a spring outing. The teacher said: This spring outing should be a group activity. We can't be together like last time. I'm embarrassed to talk about you. This time, at least ten people should act together! On the day of the spring outing, everyone performed well. Suddenly, I saw Zhang San clutching his stomach and shouting, who is going to the toilet? We organized nine people! !
10, my cousin's daughter is a graduate student working in Shanghai, and she is still single on 3 1 this year. The matchmaker in her hometown introduced her to a young man, saying that he was handsome and engaged in music. Then my cousin asked for leave to come back for a blind date. She is an old bachelor, playing suona for weddings and funerals in the country, and her face is blue with anger.
1 1. Yesterday afternoon, my daughter-in-law and I went shopping. She suddenly asked me: Who is your ex-girlfriend or me? Just thinking about it, suddenly a buddy behind him decisively replied: Hello! We turned back in horror and turned out to be a strange buddy. He was probably scared by our expressions and said in a trembling voice, hello, how to get to Bayi Road?
12, the doctor comforted the patient and said, please believe me, there is nothing wrong with you. You need fresh air. I suggest you walk more and walk more. What do you do? Postman, doctor. The patient replied.
13, when the exam was mobilized, the math teacher drank some wine and said on the podium: Teaching is a grand secret love. You try your best to love a group of people, but in the end you only touch yourself. It is true that students abuse me thousands of times. I treat students like first love. I used to be afraid that I would not do well in the exam alone, but now I am afraid that a group of people will not do well in the exam. If you never leave, I will live and die together. If you give up on yourself, there is nothing I can do. Suddenly the whole class applauded, teacher. You just fell in love!
14, female man, had dinner together the other day. She was unhappy and asked her why. She said, I think I should find a boyfriend. Me: Come on, big sister, haven't you always claimed to be single? She said: I had a fight with some hooligans last week and my mobile phone broke. Me: So you don't have to do it yourself to find a boyfriend, so you won't break your cell phone? She glared: I mean, if I have a boyfriend, he can help me with my bag and I can let go of those hooligans!
15. After the teacher handed out the test paper to the students, he asked the parents to sign it. Student Meng Xiao asked: Teacher, do you want mom and dad to sign, or do you want grandparents to sign? The teacher said: whoever keeps his word in your family will sign it. After listening, Meng Xiao muttered: So, I can only sign.
16, Patient: I have been forgetful recently, and I forgot what I just said as soon as I turned my head! Doctor: How long have you been like this? Patient: How long has what been?
17, a buddy accosted a beautiful woman on the road: Sister Mei, you are so beautiful. What do you do? The beauty said: I am a service person. The buddy said happily, Oh, how I want to be your customer! Where do you work? The beauty said that I patched up the body in the crematorium. When will you come?
18, a man teased a child: Are you your father or am I your father? The child said: You are your father! The man hurriedly said, wrong! Think about it. The child thought for a long time and asked doubtfully, am I your father?
19, in a mental hospital, there are two mental disorders, A said to B; I recently wrote a book. Have you read it? Yes, it's well written, but there are too many names in the book for me to remember. Just then, the dean came in and said, what are you two doing with my phone book?
20. Jack's screams came from the bedroom. Mom ran in and saw her 2-year-old sister pulling his hair. Mother gently pulled away her little daughter's hand and comforted little Jack: She was too young to know it would hurt you. No sooner had the mother walked out of the bedroom than there came the screams of her little daughter. What happened? Mom turned and rushed in to ask. Now she knows. Jack replied.
2 1, a girl just gave birth to a baby, and a group of girlfriends visited her when she was pregnant. One of the girlfriends leaned in and said, Wow, you really look like your husband! Another girlfriend said: Yes, very similar, especially when breastfeeding, the eyes are super similar! Suddenly everyone was silent.
22. One day, as soon as Xiao Fang came home from work, her son Xiao Qiang ran over and said proudly, Mom, I learned to bargain! Xiao Fang was puzzled and asked, What do you do? Xiao Qiang said: I took some waste products to the recycling station and sold them. The uncle who collected the waste said six dollars, and I said it was too expensive, so he bought me four dollars.
23. The subway to work in the morning was so crowded that all the bread I bought was squashed. What is this? I used to be much more serious than you. Why? What happened to your bread? This is not bread. I want to fart, but I just burp!
24. Mom: Poor girl! She lost her father and best friend, the dog. Betty, would you like to help her give her your dog? Betty: Oh! Mom, why don't we give dad to her?
25. On Sunday, my brother-in-law took his nephew who just went to elementary school to visit the ape cave in Zhoukoudian. He thought it was time to give his son a basic history education, so he pointed to the model of the ape-man and asked, Do you know who your ancestors were? The nephew looked at him in surprise and replied, My grandfather? !
26. The conductor made up the ticket. The conductor asked: where can I make up the ticket? Zhengzhou! Do you have any kids？ There is one. How old is it? Four and a half years old. Is he over1.2m tall? I don't think so. Where is it? Come and see if it's over. Huh? My child is in his hometown! In the old ... hometown? The conductor froze for a few seconds, feeling that this girl naturally wanted to stay!
27. A ten-page paper should be handed in for the college composition class to discuss the meaning of life. I try my best to finish my homework. The professor not only rated it as a masterpiece, but also encouraged me to make a living by writing. The next year, my boyfriend also took this course, and he also had to hand in a paper assignment with the same topic and the same length. He asked me for help, and I gave him my old work for reference, but he handed it in word for word. When I got the paper back, I saw the professor write a sentence on it: How is your girlfriend recently?
28. In chemistry class, the teacher told the students: When it thunders, the oxygen in the air will combine to form gaseous ozone, which has an unpleasant smell. A classmate who believes in Jesus suddenly realized, saying, no wonder people say that thunder is God's fart, but it turns out to be true!
29. The matchmaker said to the girl: That young man is really nice, strong, likes outdoor life and camping, and has chest hair. The girl said to the matchmaker, can he walk upright?
30. Once I quarreled with my deskmate, both of them were very unhappy. When I opened it, it turned out to be a message from my deskmate. I was very moved to reply to his message. As a result, 2B immediately raised his hand and said, Teacher, he plays with his mobile phone in class.