The composition of Sleeping God 1 My deskmate is a pure man with good facial features! He is all right, but he has a bad habit-he can sleep well and snores when he is asleep, which bothers me.
One day at noon, after lunch and a short rest, I will take a nap. I've been looking forward to this all morning But god just doesn't follow me. My deskmate, Sleeping God, started to sleep before the noon bell rang.
It didn't take me long to ring the bell at noon, and my deskmate was fast asleep. I think, um, I can sleep in peace. But after a while, he began to snore again: "Hoo hoo; Hey! " "Help!" I quickly pulled his sleeve: "Keep your voice down?" But he couldn't hear at all, and he "called-"I thought it was helpless. He is a sleeping god! Who can wake up? "Alas-"
One day at noon, I heard a "whirring" sound at noon. I managed to stay up until the wake-up bell rang and he was still "whirring". Seeing that the class was about to start again, I woke him up and he looked at me with his sleepy eyes. So I complained to him, but he said, "Snoring is a physiological phenomenon, and I can't help it!" I stared at him and said, "You are a sleeping god!" He smiled and said, "You'd better call me Huang Jue!"
Alas, my deskmate, when will you stop your annoying snoring?
"Woo-hoo-hoo-"
"Sleeping God" Composition 2 I came to study at Teacher Lin's home and met a classmate who is particularly good at sleeping. We all call him the sleeping god.
Sleeping God, he has a pair of small eyes, is short and fat, and wears a pair of loose cropped trousers, which really looks like a short wax gourd.
His sleeping skills, I guess no one dares to call him the first when he says he sleeps second. If he goes to the sleeping contest, he may get a good ranking.
On the first day when I came to Mr. Lin's house, he was listless, sleepy, yawned and fell on the table. Teacher Lin talked for a few minutes and fell asleep like a lullaby. Teacher Lin called him several times, but he didn't respond. Teacher Li took out her mobile phone and photographed the sleeping god sleeping. The students are very happy after seeing it. Sleeping God wakes up in laughter. He opened his sleepy eyes and looked around in confusion as if to ask, "What's the situation?" Everyone saw it and laughed even more happily. Teacher Lin asked him to wash his face to refresh himself.
The god of sleep came the next day and fell asleep as usual. But he seems to think that it is wrong to sleep in class, so he uses his left index finger and thumb to forcibly open his left eyelid, revealing bloodshot eyes. But the good times didn't last long, and the god of sleep hung his head on the table again.
Sleep god, I advise you to go to bed early and get up early, so that you will be full of energy.
You may be surprised to see my topic, but it doesn't matter, because dad is really a sleeping god.
My father often gets up after eight o'clock, but whenever my mother, the manager of our family, asks him, he usually replies, "Internationally, nine o'clock is working time." Besides, sleeping for a while is not harmful to your health. "My mother and I wanted to think, too, let my dad sleep a little longer. But after a few hours, I thought: no, isn't this father snoring in bed equal to chronic suicide? I just want to wake dad up and have a look. By this time, my father was already asleep, and he couldn't bear to wake up again.
Once, I woke my dad up and asked him to help me find something. He found something half awake and half asleep. I don't know what it is, so I planted it on the bed and fell asleep. After that, I tried my best to wake my father. I said to him, "Dad, are you a pig?" Hearing this, dad unhurriedly saved himself: "As far as I know, I am the reincarnation of a fairy, the incarnation of a pig!" " "At this moment, I patted my head and shouted," I fell down! " "
Let's judge. Do you think my dad is a veritable "sleeping god"?
My father is Sleeping God. Sleeping god? As the name implies, I sleep well, but my father is a god of sleep. I'm not bragging, because my mother thinks so, too. Why? Let me tell you quietly. ...
"After dinner, I will go to wash the dishes by playing with my mobile phone for a while, and I will go at once. I won't lie to you. " Listen! This is a prelude to father's annoying mother. "Yes, Sir. I will definitely do it. "... Dad started watching suspense dramas again, always turning up the sound so loud that he could hear it through a wall.
"Snoring, meddler", listen, dad fell asleep again. The voice was heard by the mother who swept the floor. Her mother strode to her father and shouted at him with a broom, "Aren't you going to wash the dishes?" Why did you fall asleep again? Get up and wash the dishes. "
"ah!" Dad panicked and hurried to wash the dishes. My sister and I have long been used to this kind of thing.
Another time, I came back from playing with my mother and sister, and my mother couldn't find the key. My sister and I knocked on the door for five minutes, and for ten minutes ... there was no response at all. Later, our knock on the door became louder and louder, but there was still no response. After a long time, my mother gasped for a spare key from my grandmother's house. Opening the door and putting down the key, my mother rushed to my father's room angrily, and my father was still sleeping comfortably in bed, snoring all the time. My mother patted my dad on the leg and woke him up. Father sat up in confusion and said to us, "You are back! Are you hungry after playing for so long? " In fact, we only played in the community for ten minutes!
Hey! My lovely "sleeping god" father, you are so sleepy!
Composition 5 of Sleeping God: Black eyes, dark skin and short figure, combined together, become my brother-Chen Yujie. Speaking of him, even Lohan, the sandman among the eighteen Lohan, can't compare with his sleeping god. I have solid evidence. Oh, if you don't believe me, read on.
"Hey, sister, let's play hide and seek." "Ok, Sister Lulu, let's play hide and seek." My little cousin and brother sang along. It seems that they really want to play hide and seek, so I have to agree. I started playing hide and seek. I came to see him, but all my cousins found him, but my brother didn't. I thought, where is Chen Yujie hiding? Why can't I find him? Hmm, I can't believe it. If I can't find him, I will write Tian Zi backwards in the future. I mustered all my strength and looked for many places, but I still couldn't find them. I wanted to drink some water, so I went to the kitchen and got a bowl, but I couldn't help being stunned by this scene. Chen Yujie fell asleep on the ground, his face was dark, he scratched his face with his hands from time to time, and his body was sprawled. After seeing this, I was stunned, really stunned, and then my father carried him to bed ... Another time, I went to make up lessons, and Chen Yujie insisted that I take him with me, but I didn't agree. When I came back from class, I found that Chen Yujie had disappeared and hurried to find him.
Well, do you think his sleeping god is worthy of the name?
Sleeping God Composition 6 For a deep-rooted "Awakening Master", a perfect holiday will start with a dream and end with a dream. I have entered the third grade, and my holidays and sleep will be far away from me. However, as an "Awakening Master", I will definitely regain my precious sleep.
Entering the third grade, the holiday has been halved, and the time for making up sleep has also been shortened by half. At the beginning of this holiday, the classes were full and I was busy in my regular life every day. I never stopped. Halfway through the holiday, time also let me loosen my claws. I finally got rid of the pain of being squeezed by time, but when my homework is saturated, I can only "look at the ocean and sigh". The past is the past, and nothing can stop me from sleeping more! So happy! Wait, I seem to have forgotten something important. I must get up early to exercise.
Although, I am still very satisfied, I began to enjoy my beautiful life. I get up early every day to exercise, after breakfast, I play, then I study for a while, and then I have lunch. Next, the point is, I slept all the time. After the dinner bell rang, I began to enjoy my delicious dinner. If you still want to ask me what to do after that, you can. Naturally, I fell headlong on the bed.
If a pig is equal to eating and sleeping, then I am a pig who can exercise and learn, and I feel that I have fallen to the lowest level, and there is nothing lovely.
When an otaku spends more time lying in bed than on the floor, there is only one possibility that he is possessed by the sleeping god!
The composition of Sleeping God 7 Summer is a sleepy season. The hot sun and warm breeze make people yawn and fall asleep while standing.
When getting a haircut in a barber shop, some boys think that a haircut is a kind of massage, which is very enjoyable. Looking at his appearance, watching, eyes began to fight, and suddenly fell asleep. His body shook and fell to the ground with a splash. The barber was surprised and grabbed him at once. The little boy suddenly woke up and his mind was in a mess, as if thinking: where am I? Didn't I sleep in the bed? Why is it on the ground?
Many children are sleeping gods, and barbershops, classrooms and restaurants are their beds. In the classroom, the kindergarten children sit quietly on the bench, and the sun shines with warm sunshine, making the children sleepy. I saw someone leaning on the bench, leaning back and swinging as if to fall. Suddenly, he tilted and woke up immediately. He rolled his eyes and looked at the teacher, as if thinking: The teacher shouldn't have noticed that I was sleeping, right? The students at the back saw his embarrassment and secretly smiled.
Not only children love to sleep, but adults also have jokes about sleeping! An uncle was sitting on the bus, but he dozed off and slept like a dream. The bus braked suddenly and my uncle fell out violently. The aunt beside him was startled, leaning to the right, and her face was full of panic.
I also have jokes about falling asleep! Once, my mother sent me to a cram school at noon. The sunshine hugged me warmly, the warm wind caressed me gently, and I was sleepy, and my eyes kept fighting. I held my mother, and the whole person staggered and almost fell down. Fortunately, my mother gave me a hand in time.
Summer is the arrival season of the sleeping god, and it is also the season of drowsiness!
"Sleeping God" Composition 8 Haha! There will always be an unusual person in every class. There is a person who loves to sleep in our class. I want to call him "Sleeping God"
The "sleeping god" in our class is right behind me, and there is a reason to say that he is a sleeping god. He really loves sleeping so much that he fell asleep early in the morning that neither the Chinese teacher nor Ben could see him. Let's just say today, when he was in class this morning, the teacher said above that he was sleeping below, sleeping soundly, and he didn't even know when the bell rang.
The key is to "sleep" him. He will still be infected when he sleeps, and people around us will be infected by him. Ha ha ha ... he went to bed. Touch him and you won't wake up. Once he fell asleep in English class. The teacher just wants to take a picture of him and send it to the group so that everyone can see the "sleeping god" in our class. However, at the critical moment, the sleeping god in our class woke up and was bored.
According to him, he signed up for a painting class outside, but for some reason, his teacher refused to let him go. The reason is particularly ridiculous, just because they have four classes a day, but what about him? Four classes, he sleeps three classes, hahaha ... I have to say, this one really loves sleeping. It is said that men did not mention their bravery in those days. How dare he speak ill of this guy! Clap your hands, clap your hands!
Ok, that's it for our class "Sleeping God". Goodbye!
In other people's eyes, I am a handsome guy, but everyone who knows me knows a secret of mine-I love being sleepy and sleeping. Duke Zhou and I have forgotten our friendship for the New Year. Besides sleeping at night, I will accompany him and have afternoon tea. Don't believe it? Then look at my sleep history!
At noon on a certain day, Lao Luo was lecturing with relish, but the damn sleepy man came up to me, as if to say, "The Duke of Zhou has something for you, go to sleep quickly ..." So, my upper and lower eyelids became "enemies" and I have been fighting. I tried to open my eyes and vaguely heard: "This problem should be done like this: 3 times 8 equals 24, 24." ...
I thought this would avoid drowsiness, but the sleepy man came to me again, hehe, it seems that he has a special liking for me! I suddenly felt very dizzy. I tried to use that trick just now, but I don't even have the strength to pinch it this time. At this moment, I thought: Go to sleep! Even if the sky falls, I am not afraid! "Whoo!" .
"Dead pig, wake up!" My deskmate woke me up, and I said impatiently, "How boring!" Don't call me! "So, I fell asleep again ... when I woke up, my deskmate said," Come on! We have all finished today's homework! " "ah? I shouted and complained, "Why didn't you wake me up?" "The deskmate said angrily," why didn't I wake you up? You haven't got up yet! " "After that, I was shocked. The deskmate said, "Why are you still staring? Write quickly! " So I started writing. ......
Hehe, what's wrong? If I sleep second, then no one dares to rank first! Ha ha!
The composition of "Sleeping God" 10 "Huhuhuhu" a deep sleep breath got into my ears.
Keep the change, it must be the "sleeping god" behind me-Pang Lan! When I turned around, the "Sleeping God" in our class was asleep. ...
Before class, we had a good time with Sleeping God, but the bell rang untimely. It happens that this class is a boring music class, which makes us boys a little sleepy. In class, the teacher talked with relish, but I didn't understand a single note.
With the music, the upper eyelid of Sleeping God sank like a stone.
All I heard was "Bang!" Bang, Sleeping God slipped in his dream, fell headlong on the table, and then got into his clothes and fell asleep.
Music teacher, good at reading and reading, feels something is wrong. After scanning for a few seconds, a smirk appeared on her lips, and she rushed down from the platform to wake up the sleeping god.
You know, music teachers are much more fierce than China-even copying music and services. But for the "Sleeping God", copying music is nothing, and it will be finished in less than a few minutes, and continue to "sleep soundly".
You know, it's not funny for a music teacher to get angry-the music teacher turns on the valve and screams, "You! Stand up, I ask you to sing "Little Doll" for me now! "
"Sleeping God" got a fright, stood up slowly, looked around, and stood there without singing. Then, he sat down and began to copy music.
After class, Sleeping God woke up and began to run wildly.
I wonder if he will continue to be a "sleeping god" next class. ...
The composition of "Sleeping God" in math class is 1 1. “xx！” Teacher Ye's lion roared, and he stood up with a "rub" but was silent to the teacher. "Be a thief at night! He stood upright, and then quickly bent down. Eyes bent into a line, hands supporting the head, two index fingers inserted in the shiny black hair. Then his head was sandwiched between his arms, and his eyelids covered his shining eyes like thick cloth. That mouth kissed all kinds of graffiti math books, and his whole face stuck to the books like a dog skin plaster. I glanced at the teacher and pushed him with my hand. He immediately opened his eyes wide, straightened up, stared at Mr. Ye and pretended to be listening attentively. Mr. Ye waved and he sat down at once.
All right! The wonderful sleeping position is still behind!
After a while, my deskmate's head began to peck rice like a chicken. Every time he nodded, he immediately looked around, as if someone was trying to kill him with a sniper rifle. Then, he touched his face with the palm of his left hand, put his right hand on his knee, poured some mortar on his body, and found out that it was Rodin's statue of the meditator. Teacher Ye found that my deskmate slept beautifully and shouted "xx!" "Alas, alas," he jumped up, nervously answered the teacher's question, and sat down quickly at my mouth prompt.
Every time he has a math class, he takes a nap, as if it is his habit and he enjoys it.
Sleeping God lives up to its reputation! However, if he sleeps like this, this class is not good at all
Composition of Sleeping God 12 Snoring-Snoring-Yeah! Who is snoring! Everyone turned their heads and looked at the "sleeping god" in our class.
The sleeping god in our class is both a chatterbox and a troublemaker. There are many shortcomings, but the results are still good and bad, haha! He is one of donkey kong in Class Four of our class, but he especially likes sleeping in class. I remember the last math class on Tuesday afternoon this week, and he was sleepy again. The math teacher doesn't treat her like a female teacher, and her eyes are sharp in class. Sleeping God is prone on his desk with a math book as a screen and a pillow in his hand as a pillow. "Oh, my God! He sleeps with a pen in his mouth! " Full of wine, it seems to enjoy it! I guess the child had some dreams again! Oh, ho! Damn it, damn it. Everyone in our class is whispering to the sleeping god. At this time, many students knew about it and imitated the appearance of sleeping god and told him what to do. Some students are still secretly laughing! The teacher found that many students stopped and didn't pay attention to her lecture. After a glance, she found that some students were looking at the sleeping god and some were still laughing secretly! The teacher held up the glasses dropped at the tip of the nose: "Yang Chen, did you steal cattle yesterday?" On hearing this, everyone knew, and burst out laughing, laughing one after another. Shout once, no response, the second time still indifferent; The third time, the person next to him touched the sleeping god, and he suddenly woke up. Sleeping God wiped the saliva on both sides and immediately took the pen out of his mouth. The students turned to him and burst out laughing. The strict math teacher certainly asked him to stand in the back as punishment!
This really deserves to be the sleeping god of our class!
"Sleeping God" composition 13 "Jingle bells! "Class began, and the teacher didn't come for a long time, saying it was something. After the students heard the news, the classroom suddenly exploded and boiled. Some students are fighting, some are talking, and some are watching a drama while eating snacks. ...
Inadvertently, my eyes focused on Chai Jianming. He has a dark complexion, big watery eyes, messy hair and sloppy clothes. His big eyes look like refugees fleeing from Africa. Now he will fall asleep soon! I saw his eyelids roll up all the time, just like a fish rolling its eyes all the time. But after turning it over, he finally didn't overcome his sleepiness and closed his eyes. Slowly, his head trembled. His head rested gently on his arm. In this way, he fell asleep peacefully. There seems to be a golden bell around him, which isolates him from the noise in the classroom. Suddenly, the person in front of him suddenly shook his desk, breaking his dream and bringing him to reality. At that moment, he didn't seem to recover, but he stretched himself and let out a deep sigh. The students invariably turned their eyes to Chai Jianming and knew that the "sleeping god" in our class had fallen asleep again. Everyone burst into laughter. Some people said, "Chai Jianming went to play mahjong with the gods in the sky again last night."
"Sleeping God" is really unscrupulous when the teacher is away, but he brings us endless happiness!
The composition of "Sleeping God" 14 Ouch! Speaking of the "sleeping god" in our class, everyone knows. What? You want to see him, don't worry, I'll take you to see the face of Sleeping God.
Look! Just in time. He slept soundly. Take a close-up! His "eyelid war" is fierce! Also put that fat face on the table, squinting, with his mouth open, "Snoop, snore ..." Look, this foot is still kicking, as if dreaming that he is Bruce Lee. Ha ha laugh ... so funny!
By the way, he made a lot of jokes because he was sleepy. No, the mid-term exam is coming, and everyone is nervously answering questions. But there was a grunt in the unusually quiet classroom, and he followed the sound to find it. This "sleeping god" is drooling and dreaming a beautiful dream! The invigilator gave him a push. He rubbed his sleepy eyes and smiled shyly. He picked up a pen and wrote a few words on the test paper. Looks like he's still awake.
But when I tried to curl my hair, the teacher flew into a rage It turned out that Sleeping God, regardless of the willy-nilly, wrote a series of numbers on the test paper: 12, 3 ... The class average score was lowered by him, and the students were speechless and could not tell the bitterness of eating Rhizoma Coptidis. But "a leopard cannot change his spots" and "Sleeping God" didn't learn their lesson and fell asleep again in class.
How's it going? The "sleeping god" in our class is not a hollow name!
The composition of Sleeping God 15 My deskmate's name is Wang Ming. He has black hair, big eyes and is as fat as a pig. He is so sleepy that we all call him a sleepy head.
Once we had a Chinese class, he fell asleep at his desk, and soon he made a "whirring" sound, drooling all over the book. I quickly called him: "Brother Ming, get up quickly, the teacher is coming!" " "He didn't wake up. The teacher saw it, picked up the Chinese textbook and hit Wang Ming on the head. I pinched him. He hit me with his eyes half open and said, "Don't disturb my sleep. "The teacher threw the Chinese book on his head, and he jumped up and said," Who hit me? "A look, turned out to be in the classroom. The teacher looked at him straight. He turned shyly and sat down slowly. We burst out laughing. However, in less than two minutes, he began to sleep again. Dozing off in class is his favorite thing to do, and the teacher can't do anything about it. Wang Ming! What do you want me to say about you? As your deskmate, I can't help you. Please wake up quickly and don't sleep in the classroom.
I think my deskmate is the best Snoopy in the world.
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