[Scene: Central Park, where Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and Monica are. ]
Monica: There's nothing to say! He is just a colleague of mine.
Joey: Come on, you have to date that guy! There must be something wrong with him!
All right, Joey, be good. Does he have a hunchback? Humpback and wig?
Wait, does he eat chalk?
(They all stare, confused. )
Because, I don't want her to experience what Carl and I have experienced, oh!
All right, everybody relax. It's not even a date. Just two people going out for dinner.-no sex.
Chandler: Sounds like a date.
[Time passes]
Chandler: Well, I went back to high school. I stood in the middle of the cafeteria and realized I was naked.
Everyone: Oh, yes. Had that dream.
Chandler: Then I looked down and found a phone ... there.
Joey: instead of ...
That's right.
Joey: Never had that dream.
No.
Chandler: Suddenly, the phone started ringing. Now I don't know what to do. Everyone starts looking at me.
Monica: Didn't they look at you before? !
Chandler: Finally, I think I'd better answer it. It turns out to be my mother, which is strange because she never calls me!
[Time goes by, Ross has entered. ]
Ross: (embarrassed) Hi.
Joey: This guy says hello, I want to kill myself.
Monica: Are you okay, honey?
Ross: I just feel that someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck. ...
Chandler: Cookies?
Monica: (explaining to others) Carol moved her things today.
Joey: Oh.
Monica: (to Ross) I'll get you some coffee.
Ross: Thank you.
Oh! Oh! (She starts blowing in front of Ross. )
No, no, don't! Stop purifying my aura! No, leave my aura alone, okay?
Phoebe: OK! A little darker!
Ross: I'll be fine, okay? Really, everyone. I hope she will be very happy.
Monica: No, you didn't.
No, I didn't. To hell with her, she left me!
Joey: You never knew she was gay. ...
Don't! ! Okay？ ! Why is everyone staring at that? She doesn't know. How should I know?
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian ... (They all stare at him. ) Did I say it out loud?
I told my parents last night, and they seemed to take it well.
Monica: Oh, really, I got a hysterical phone call at 3 am. A woman cried and said, "I'll never have grandchildren. I'll never have grandchildren." What? A wrong number?
sorry
Joey: OK, Ross, listen. You feel very painful now. You are angry. You're hurt. Can I tell you what the answer is?
(Ross gestures in agreement. )
Joey: Strip club! Come on, you're single! Have some hormones!
I don't want to be single, okay? I just ... I just-I just want to get married again
Rachel comes in wearing a wet wedding dress and starts searching the room. )
Chandler: I just want one million dollars! He held out his hand hopefully. )
Monica: Rachel? !
Oh, my God, Monica, hello! Thank god! I just went to your building, and you weren't there, and then this guy with a sledgehammer said you might be here, you are, you are!
Attendant: Can I get you some coffee?
Monica: (pointing to Rachel) decaf. All right, everybody, this is Rachel, another survivor of Lincoln High School. (To Rachel) This is everyone, and this is Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and-do you remember my brother Ross?
Rachel: Hi, of course!
Hi.