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There are no scary funny ghost stories.
Ghost culture is an indispensable part of China classical culture. Compared with its skills, the works about female ghosts in Sanyan have made new progress in story characters, content plots, narrative methods and so on. The following is a funny ghost story I compiled for you. Welcome to read the reference!

Funny but not scary ghost story Part I: The bus is haunted.

Lily has a long black hair hanging to her waist, which is very charming and attracts boys to compete for it, but Lily is too proud to reject all suitors.

A boy named Xiaofeng also chased her and has been speaking ill of Lili behind her back since she was rejected. These words reached lily's ears, which made her very angry.

On this day, when Lili came out of the laboratory, it was already past 9 o'clock in the evening. She planned to go to a small restaurant two stops away from the university town? Comfortable? Look at yourself. Lily is exhausted because she has been catching up on the experimental report for several days.

After getting on the bus and putting in coins, she sat in her seat and began to fall asleep. She leaned back, her hands drooped, her head shook, and her long hair hung down to her knees.

When the bus stopped at a station, a couple came up at the front door. As soon as the woman got on the bus, she gasped and let out a scream.

Then, Lili heard the girl whisper to her boyfriend in a shrill voice:? Look at that girl with long hair. Does she look like the ghost called Sadako in The Ring of Midnight?

Her boyfriend is there to help.

Lili opened her eyes slightly discontentedly and looked out of the corner of her eye. It was Xiaofeng and his new girlfriend.

Lily suddenly flew into a rage and had a plan. She mechanically turned her head at the slowest speed and spoke to her slowly in a strange tone. Can you see me?

With a scream, Xiaofeng and his girlfriend fled the car in despair, while the other passengers in the car laughed their heads off.

One of them said to Lili with a cheeky smile. Ha ha ha, it's a good thing I just saw you coin in. ?

Lily was angry. When she heard this, she was angry again, so she turned her head slowly and asked darkly, Are you sure it's not Mingbi?

Lily's words have just finished, only to hear? Dangdang? 1, the driver has opened the door first and escaped from the car.

Funny and not scary ghost story 2: Night terrors

Zhang Wu is a tiger, but he is as timid as a rabbit.

That night, he walked to his friend's house to play, and the narrow road he passed was dark.

A few years ago, this path was an ancient cemetery. Later, roads were to be built in the city, and all the graves here were moved.

When the tomb was moved, one of the tombs with a history of 100 years was opened, and the coffin inside had rotted, but the female corpse was not corrupt and her face was like life. Zhang Wu happened to pass by here on a dark night, so he took a curious look.

At this time, when the body saw the air, the skin color turned black quickly, and the eye socket was deep, revealing white teeth. Zhang Wu's heart jumped with fear. As soon as he closed his eyes, he shook the woman's body and had a long nightmare.

At the moment, Zhang Wuzheng is walking here alone, and he quickens his pace.

At that moment, his left foot seemed to be pulled by something. Just as he bowed his head, a flash flashed in the sky. With this flickering light, Zhang Wu saw something dark and smelly tugging at his left foot.

? Ghosts! ? Zhang Wu burst into tears. He instinctively retracted his left foot. Unexpectedly, that thing was pulled so tightly that he couldn't get free.

Finally, Zhang Wu, desperate to lift his right foot, gave it a good kick, only to hear a scream, and it was gone.

Zhang Wu, desperate for anything, lifted his feet and ran like crazy. When I got home, I found my ankle sprained. After a while, it was swollen.

Zhang Wu was scared to death, afraid of ghosts, and didn't dare to sleep all night.

Zhang Wu didn't go to a nearby hospital to see his feet until dawn. The doctor confirmed that his foot was broken and needed hospitalization.

Zhang Wu's foot was put in a thick plaster, and a patient accompanied him with a woman. The man was badly hurt, not only with a plaster on his foot, but also with a bandage on his head.

Zhang Wu started talking to the woman. He asked? Do you believe in ghosts?

The woman shook her head and Zhang Wu said? I didn't believe in ghosts before, but after last night, I believe in ghosts in this world! ?

Zhang Wu gave a detailed account of what happened yesterday.

At this time, the patient in the hospital bed was excited, and he pointed to Zhang Wu.

The woman hurried forward and asked him what had happened. The patient said? That's the bastard. I fell into the sewer last night, and finally climbed up, tugging at his feet to help him, but he kicked me into the sewer without saying anything?

Funny and not scary ghost story 3: My mother teased by a glutton

In the Republic of China, windows were the kind with window ribs. There is a hook tied to the rope. Open the window and the hook will hook on the window.

In our town, there is a family named Sun. His family is very rich. Master Sun went out to do business and brought back a foreign daughter-in-law. The young couple are kind and loving, and the family is happy.

There's a saying? Think twice about your family during the holiday season? Seeing that the Chinese New Year is coming, my daughter-in-law has been married to the Sun family for two years. It happened that she was in labor, so she discussed with her husband to take her mother to live for a period of time, so that she could wait on the confinement and comfort her mother and daughter's mutual thoughts.

We have a local custom. Every new year's day, gluttons often steal other people's food and play tricks on others. So when you visit a relative's house, you should throw a few peach branches at yourself to drive away ghosts, and don't bring unclean things to the relative's house.

My mother-in-law is a foreigner and doesn't understand these customs, and Mrs. Sun doesn't care. As the saying goes, don't complain, but my mother-in-law was put on a farce by a greedy ghost.

Mother-in-law waits on her daughter and grandson during the day and rests in the next room at night. Mrs. Sun cooks dinner every morning and asks her mother-in-law to eat. She gets along very well.

It's the 29th day of the twelfth lunar month, and every family wants to spend the New Year in cook the meat, and bamboo slips are no exception.

On the afternoon of the 29th of the twelfth lunar month, Mrs. Sun cooked the meat and put it in the next room of her mother-in-law. My mother-in-law went to bed early at night, suddenly got up in the middle of the night, wearing nothing, and mechanically picked up this pot of meat and walked to her room. This scene happened to be seen by Mrs. Sun, who got up at night, and she thought it was her mother's sleepwalking, so she didn't care.

But when my mother-in-law got on the kang and was ready to sleep, the steamed bun was hooked on the hook on the window. She couldn't squat down or move, so she was naked and held the meat bowl for a night.

On the morning of New Year's Eve, Mrs. Sun knocked at the door when she saw that her mother had not come out for dinner. In-laws, in-laws open the door, in-laws open the door, it's time for dinner. ?

My mother-in-law suddenly woke up and saw her predicament. She cried in shame. My in-laws can't open the door and are dead. ?

Grandma inexplicably opened the door and looked at it, and suddenly she was in distress situation.

Grandma broke the peach branches and patted her mother-in-law, saying, I thought you were just stealing food and turning a blind eye. I didn't want you to sleep with your in-laws and play tricks on them. I won't tidy up you today! ?

The greedy ghost quickly begged for mercy: I only played a trick on her for a while, and I won't dare again. ?

Although my mother knew that she had been teased by a ghost, she felt humiliated and immediately packed her bags and went home, never setting foot in her daughter's house again.