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Keywords: educational narrator: Wu Shengpan updated on August, 2006-18 22: 21:31
When expressing condolences to the troops, it is difficult to record sentence by sentence in front of the audio, and more is the happiness brought by cross talk. At the same time, some changes have been made to the original scripts of soldiers and Qizhi for reference by useful people, and regular customers can also have fun with smiles!
1: Good evening, comrades! Next, I'll show you two yellows!
2. What are two yellows?
1: Even if you are yellow, I am yellow!
2: no! It's called a double spring!
1: Is it different? Double reed is two yellows!
2: OK, OK, today we will give you a pair of spring yellow.
The name is Xijiao City.
1: Make up first,
2: Hehe, is it nice? Sit down and signal to start.
1: I opened a foot washing city.
The location is in Jinpenling.
Wash your feet in a golden basin ...
... make you addicted to "feet" ...
Wash your feet to make money! !
I wash one foot.
Only accept him, 50 yuan.
How much do I earn for washing 100 feet, huh?
Lao Tzu is cruel! !
I wash his 10000 feet a day! ……
1 0,000 feet! ……
Figure out how much it will cost. ...
Seven seventeenth ... ah!
Erqi-48-ah.
March 8 ... International Women's Day
May 1 international labor day ... labor day.
June 1 day ... my father is celebrating the festival.
July 1 day ...
2: Stop, can you count it, and it's August 1st Army Day? You didn't graduate from primary school, did you What's your education level? Continue (sit down and signal to start)
1: already opened. ...
Jinpen Xi Jiaocheng
Chairman, general manager, cashier, accountant, receive guests and ensure safety. I'm alone.
Opening on the first day
Celebrities from all walks of life came to join us.
It's ... my grandparents.
Grandparents, uncles, aunts, uncles, uncles, three hundred and forty-five ...
2. In the eyes of money, (after looking back, signal to continue)
1: What?
All my family?
There is also a foreign guest here.
The prologue is in a foreign language.
Send some! ! ! Get out! !
I'm poorer than you, I'll send you away! ! !
In order to carry forward the glorious tradition of respecting the elderly and caring for the young
First of all-wash my grandfather's feet for free.
Oh, my grandfather is proud of his legs.
I looked at my feet.
That's the high jump of African Laozi-the jump of black Laozi.
I washed eight tons of water-but it didn't turn white.
This is not bad.
My grandmother also came the next day.
Grandson, come and pick me a corn.
My grandmother took off her socks.
I feel everything is spinning-it's dark in front of me.
I can't even breathe. When I vent my anger, I will get an upper respiratory infection.
Mosquitoes and flies next to them rained down.
I said grandma ~
Don't blame me for being unfilial.
This is one hundred dollars.
There is also a foot washing city next door! !
You hurt him! !
What?
Did you ask her if she went? I don't know if I went ~ ~ ~
The founder next door closed the next day with a line written on the door.
General manager died in the line of duty! ! ! ! !
What? Did I turn it off? It's closed, and the business of foot washing city is not good.
But I got a promotion and became a director, hehe, what?
Public toilets-not bad, but also an iron rice bowl (also a national civil servant)
Today, in order to convey the spirit of the CPC Central Committee and the State Council-Public Toilet Reform Conference and make our toilets in line with international standards, I, as the WCEO (Toilet CEO) of our city, announced the meeting. I spent a night in prison last night, drafting a reform plan for public toilets.
1: "Quiet, quiet! Ah! Now, I declare the mobilization meeting for the reform of public toilets, starting now. . . . Ah, okay, okay, okay. Play music: Ding Dong in spring ... Ding Dong in spring ... Spring Ding Dong ring. ...
2: (Stand up and walk down) Comrades, where is the toilet? Kick you to death, I can't stand it if you sing again,
1: Meeting, meeting,
This ..... Our toilets must be reformed! Ah!
Now, our public toilets are on the verge of closure and we can't play any more. We must reform them. Our public toilets are large and medium-sized state-owned enterprises. This is a century-old shop with a glorious history. I think when Emperor Qianlong went down to the south of the Yangtze River, he once took a royal shit here and left an imperial edict. What imperial edict? -that is, the paper left by his old man's house after use. It is still in the living room in front of my house, which is our glory and pride.
To reform, we must first change the unreasonable charging system in the past, change one-way charging into two-way charging, and charge money for going to the toilet and going out, otherwise we are not allowed to go out. Then we will change the one-time charge to the meter charge, jump the meter every five minutes, encourage everyone to run faster and stop occupying the toilet completely. In addition, during the peak period of 12 from noon to 6: 00 pm, even and odd numbers are implemented, and men and women are separated. Ah, especially for foreign tourists, we should explain the policy clearly. When the number is odd-gay men go to the toilet and lesbians visit; Even number-lesbians go to the toilet and gays visit.
I am addicted to visiting, so I will continue.
1: Finally, in order to rebuild the good image of the public toilet, we decided to hire Miss Li Yingai, the heroine of the famous Korean movie star Dae Jang Geum, as the image spokesperson of our public toilet. Why did you invite her? Because the theme song of his TV series is "woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo". What do you mean? In Wenzhou dialect, it means: dung falls down, dung falls down! Mandarin says: shit has fallen! Shit fell down! The advertisements have all been taken away. At first, Li Yingai dragged her skirt and rushed into our toilet. Two seconds later, his melodious song came out-eyah, ah; Ah, ah; Ah, ah, woo ... I dropped it, wow ... I threw it away,,, That's cool, that's cool.
2: (Stand up, arms akimbo) I can't pull you to death.
Curtain call together: Thank you!