I cann't believe someone introduced me to someone! Today, a female classmate suddenly called. Tuan Tuan asked me if I had a girlfriend, and I couldn't wait to tell her: "No! I swear I didn't! " Immediately, this female classmate suddenly said to me, "I'll introduce you to a girlfriend." Oh, my God, happiness comes so suddenly! I cried on the other end of the phone! By the way, I have been unemployed at home for a long time since I graduated from college three years ago. My longest job is to distribute leaflets to people for a week. I also run a business, selling children's toys on the street stalls. But it caught up with the creation of a civilized city and was driven away by the urban management. From then on, I was devastated! Fortunately, my height is 1.70 meters. Looks ok, just like Tang priest in a Chinese Odyssey, he belongs to a gentle boy. This is the only place where I am confident!
I sorted out my emotions, restrained my bitterness of being alone for many years, and tried to say "thank you ... thank you ..." This kind female classmate seemed to hear my excitement. She said with concern, "Don't do this! A big man. " Then she introduced me to that girl. Her name is Liu Xiao. She is 1.65 meters tall and weighs 98 kg. She has a high school education, fair skin and beautiful appearance. She works as a salesman in a real estate company. But she is a foreigner, her family conditions are not very good, and she has a younger brother who is at school. I heard I interrupted her emotionally. "Stop it, fate! My family conditions are not good either! " Lesbian theory "Well, if you agree ..." I said excitedly "I agree! I agree! " "All right, all right," the female classmate interrupted me. "Let's have dinner tomorrow night, and I'll let you know." I never listened to anything she said after that. I have a dizzy feeling! 25 years! I have been waiting for 25 years! Tears of happiness can't stop falling.
After hanging up the phone, I thought a lot in bed! I even suspect that this female classmate is not playing me! I doubt that someone introduced me to someone! I thought again, was it because she had a grudge against that girl and wanted to get back at her, so she was introduced to me? But I soon gave up these stupid ideas. After all, I am also a handsome boy! After eating this reassurance, I entered a sweet dream with confidence.
The next morning, I woke up strangely before 10. When I woke up, I suddenly found a very realistic question in front of me, that is, what to wear on a blind date today? I usually wear shorts and slippers at home and have several pairs of shorts. Some pairs of slippers. So many clothes are really hard to match ~
I waited anxiously all day. I'm waiting for that happy call. I really hope Liu Yang didn't lie to me! I specially took a bath for this blind date. Probably because I haven't taken a shower for a long time, it's very dirty, and I blocked the sewer after washing halfway. But it doesn't affect my good mood! I dressed up early and wore white shorts! Slippers are blue, the point is to wear socks today! Be sure to wear it, barefoot is not a gentleman! But when I turned it out, my socks were all torn, and a pair of red knee-high football socks were still intact ...
The blind date is over, hehe. Seriously, I did a good job today! I know from the way that girl looks at me that what I'm wearing today definitely makes her move. She always looks down at my feet. I wore a pair of blue slippers today, with a pair of white socks inside, which I bought newly. I knew this combination would be sunny, and sure enough!
After we sat down, Liu Yang (my classmate) gave us a brief introduction. That girl named Liu Xiao is really beautiful. Seeing her so beautiful, my nose is sore, and I can't help but feel extremely happy and sad! Seriously, I've never been in love with a girl since I was a kid. I feel very nervous. But I think I must calm down! It is not easy to meet a girl! I am confused to meet such a nice girl. On my first date with a girl, I looked embarrassed and the girl bowed her head and said nothing. The atmosphere was awkward for a moment. "Well, let's order. I'm starving! " Willow broke the embarrassment in time. I looked at her gratefully and said, "All right, all right". I can't wait to kneel down and thank her! "Xu Yang, eat." Then Liu Yang gave me the menu. I said, "OK, OK!" I glanced at the menu. There are many dishes I have never heard of. I never eat out at ordinary times. But I can still handle the scene. I calmly said to the waiter, "a hot and sour shredded potato, which we all like to eat at school, right!" " "After that, I took a proud look at the willow. Willow smiled at me and bowed their heads to drink tea. I also think that the first time I invite people to dinner, we can't do without meat, which makes people feel that we are very generous! I squinted at the waiter and casually said to him, "another pig's head, a big plate!" " "The waiter gave me a deep look. It seems that this dish is heavy! Although I am very proud in my heart. But it is simple and implicit. But two dishes seem to be missing, and then I suddenly had a brainwave, soup! A hearty dinner can't be without soup! I didn't expect me to consider the problem so comprehensively! Hehe, I told the waiter in a low-key way, "a tomato and egg soup, plus three bowls of rice, no, four bowls!" " "My tone is beyond doubt! Neither of them said anything and seemed very satisfied with my performance.
After leisurely ordering a sumptuous dish, I feel less constrained. I began to have confidence in myself. At this time, I deeply realized that some things you haven't done will be difficult. But when you try, you can do it well. When I am happy, I cross my legs, and my blue slippers and white socks shake rhythmically. I asked people in the restaurant to watch me. They must also think I am sunny, but for these reasons, I have always been light. I drank my tea casually. The girl stole a look at me from time to time. At this time, I know that things have become half done. She's already interested in me. But I told myself in my heart, "You must not be proud, men should have connotation!" " "
At this moment, a waiter suddenly put two dishes of pickles on our table and turned away! I was anxious as soon as I saw it. These two dishes are not what I ordered. I have ordered three dishes, and he sent two more. Do I have to have four dishes and one soup? How much does it cost? I quickly stopped the waiter and told him seriously, "Are you sitting in the wrong seat? These two dishes were not ordered by me at all, and the two of them can testify for me! " I held my head high and pointed to them. Two people seem embarrassed, bowed their heads and said nothing. The waiter told me in surprise, "Sir, these two side dishes are free." I stared at her suspiciously. The waiter is young and honest. It seems that he didn't lie to me. I quickly regained my composure. I raised my eyebrows and told him handsomely, "Really? Don't lie to me! " The waiter blushed and ran away. The awkward atmosphere at the dinner table was immediately dispelled by my humor, and we were relaxed again.
The food was served soon. I thought they were both embarrassed to eat, so they took the lead. When I eat pig's head mixed with cucumber, I keenly feel that something seems to be missing from this dish. This dish is the most important one today. I don't want it to have any flaws. So Yang Yi relaxed to pull the waiter whisked to her side and politely said to her, "waiter, a head of garlic. Thank you. " I obviously felt their hands with chopsticks shaking violently. I laughed without a word. I am thinking that after a long time, Liu Xiao will find out how careful I am.
Just as I was eating with relish. I got a light kick in the leg. I looked up and found Liu Yang winking at me. She pouted at Liu Xiao. I got the message, smiled at her, gracefully picked up a large piece of pig's head and put it on Liu Xiao's plate. I told her very gentlemanly, "Pig's head smells good. Eat more and don't mention it! " "Thank you," said Liu Xiaohong with a red face. "Yes, Xu Yang is very careful. He was like this when he was at school. " Liu Yang is helping. Hearing what she said, as soon as I was happy, I put another clove of garlic in front of Liu Xiao and said, "Eating pig's head with garlic will be more fragrant." Liu Xiao's face turned redder, and she bowed her head and was embarrassed to speak. I proudly made an OK gesture to Liu Yang. Willow looked at me and bowed their heads to drink water.
After a hearty meal, I leaned back comfortably and gave a loud hiccup, which surprised all four people. It attracted many people to cast curious eyes on me. I responded to their fuss with a faint smile. At the same time, the air suddenly filled with a strong smell of garlic. I found that Liu's expression has an unbearable weight for life. She shut up and flushed. After about two minutes, she breathed a sigh of relief, and my hanging heart fell to the ground. I'm afraid she'll have reservations. She gave me a reproachful look that puzzled me.