Voice-over: Good evening, everyone. Today I will tell you a story about a thunderstorm. Our hero, Zhou Puyuan, is a promising young man, but inevitably pedantic. His wife, Lu Shiping, has given birth to a son named Zhou Ping and is pregnant with a second child, the future Lu Dahai. On such a thunderstorm night, our story was staged-Zhou Puyuan: Shi Ping, it thundered and rained. What are we doing outside? Aren't you worried that Pinger is alone at home?

Lu Shiping: You know nothing about romance! Don't you think it's romantic

Zhou Puyuan: To tell you the truth, I think we are like a drowned rat. Romance is not easy, but embarrassment is quite appropriate.

Lu Shiping: (Angry, then reminiscing) Park Yuan, I remember you were not like this before. You are very emotional!

Zhou Puyuan: I can't help it. Study and work are stressful! People often say, seven years itch, we are an old couple, why? I'll cook noodles for you when you get home!

Lu Shiping: I don't want it. Let me ask you, what is this lingering rain like? You tell me!

Zhou Puyuan: …

Schreiber: I can't wait. Our number one villain, Gui Lu, known as the young woman killer, finally appeared.

Gui Lu: (natural and unrestrained) The spring rain is as light as a dream, and the flowers are fragrant and the world is red!

Zhou Puyuan/Lu Shiping: Hmm? !

Gui Lu: What are the beautiful young lady and the old man discussing?

Lu Shiping: I am still young!

Zhou Puyuan: Am I that old?

Lu Shiping: Where does Mr. Wang work?

Gui Lu: My name is Feng. Wherever the wind goes, I will go. How romantic! When it's drizzling, is Miss Sister going to go to Xinghai Square with me to blow the sea breeze, drink a little wine and count the seagulls?

Lu Shiping: Yes, yes, my pleasure!

Gui Lu: My beautiful girl!

Lu Shiping: My handsome boy!

Zhou Puyuan: Oh, my God!

Gui Lu and Lu Shiping want to go downstairs arm in arm, but Zhou Puyuan stops them. )

Zhou Puyuan: Wait, young man, she is my wife. ...

Gui Lu: (interrupting him) Old man, is she your wife? Who believes it? Relax. Don't come out in bad weather when you are old.

(Gui Lu and Lu Shiping want to go down again)

Zhou Puyuan: (pleading) Shi Ping, Pinger is still waiting for you at home!

Lu Shiping: (suddenly enlighted) Yes, I almost forgot. You should do your duty as a father and take good care of him! (turning around)

Zhou Puyuan: Wait a minute! Now, you listen to me sing the last song. If you don't change your mind, I will accept my fate!

(Lu Shiping asks Gui Lu for advice, and Gui Lou shows his head)

Lu Shiping: Then you can sing!

Zhou Puyuan: Annie, I can't live without you. Annie, I can't live without you-Lu Shiping: (gesturing to stop) Sorry, my name is Lu Shiping, ok? Go find your Annie! (To Gui Lu) Let's go, hmm ~ (Zhou Puyuan chases after him and is stopped by the voice-over)

Schreiber: OK, OK, you can't get it back. If a woman changes her mind, there is nothing she can do!

Zhou Puyuan: I don't want to!

Schreiber: Give it up!

Schreiber: Twenty years later, Zhou Puyuan joined Fan Yi, who was 20 years younger than him. They also experienced a thunderstorm night.

Zhou Puyuan: Fan Yi, I see you are full of gloom. What are you thinking about?

Fan Yi: I'm thinking, although love has no national boundaries and no age barriers, our ages are too different, right?

Zhou Puyuan: Hey, how can you think that? Don't you know that a man in his fifties like me is the best among men?

Fan Yi: Maybe. But I always feel that I am not the one you love.

Zhou Puyuan: (to the audience) Does she know that I still love my Shi Ping? (Turning to Fan Yi) I don't love you. Do you love yourself?

Fan Yi: What if I don't love you?

Zhou Puyuan: That's all right. You know, 20 years ago, I experienced a failed marriage. Since then, I have been practicing Taekwondo hard. If someone is sorry for me, hum, it must end badly!

Fan Yi: (anxiously) Ah ~ (Zhou Puyuan's cell phone rings)

Zhou Puyuan: (answering the phone) I have to answer the phone. You go first.

(Zhou Puyuan goes to voiceover)

Zhou Puyuan: We are acting. What are you doing?

Voice-over: Come and watch for a while first, and there will be nothing interesting in the past.

I met Fan Yi by chance at his drought-striken fields.

Zhou Ping: Hey, Fan Yi! Shopping?

Fan Yi: (surprised) Yes! Are you shopping, too? What a coincidence.

Zhou Ping: (wriggling) What a coincidence!

(They are embarrassed.)

Fan Yi: (plucking up courage) Ping, are you all right?

Zhou Ping: (I want to talk) Nothing. ...

Fan Yi: (Encouragingly) Ping, you name it.

Zhou Ping: (Sorry) Forget it ...

(Fan Yi also had to, two people step by step three back. Suddenly, Zhou Pingchong came back)

Zhou Ping: (making up his mind) Fan Yi, I really said it!

Fan Yi: (expectantly) Ping, go ahead!

Zhou Ping: I still dare not! !

Fan Yi: (disappointed, pretending to be angry) If you do that again, I will be angry!

Zhou Ping: (Courage) Fan Yi, I love you. Come with me and get away from that old monster!

(At this point, Zhou Puyuan watched the development of the situation nervously and tried to rush to stop it several times, but it was stopped by the voice-over. )

Fan Yi: (excitedly) Ping, do you know how long I've been waiting for this sentence? But I can't. ...

Zhou Ping: Why? !

Fan Yi: Your father, he, won't leave us alone!

Zhou Ping: (bravely) Fan Yi, don't be afraid! We'll find him! China Kung Fu versus Taekwondo, who's afraid of who? !

Fan Yi: (moved) Ping!

Zhou Ping: Fan Yi! (Holding Fan Yi's hand) Let's go!

(Zhou Puyuan breaks free from the voice-over and rushes out. Both his drought-striken fields and Fan Yi are frightened to disgrace)

Zhou Ping: (trembling) Dad ~ ~ What are you doing here? Is this too dramatic?

Zhou Puyuan: (trying to control himself) If I don't come again, something will happen!

Zhou Ping: Yes, yes. (To be continued)

Fan Yi: (sadly) Ping, you really disappoint me! You don't say, I say! Park, I know you don't love me, and you should know that I don't love you. I was young and ignorant, and accidentally fell into your trap. Now, I love each other in peace, and we want to be together!

Zhou Puyuan: (Nodding) I understand. But, dare you ask him?

Fan Yi: Ping, tell me!

Zhou Ping: I dare not. (To be continued)

Fan Yi: Stop it!

(Fan Yi and his drought-striken fields stand on one side of the stage, the wind is blowing, and their expressions are extremely indifferent. )

Zhou Ping: Maybe I shouldn't come.

Fan Yi: You know it's too late now.

Zhou Ping: How about leaving some memories?

Fan Yi: I don't want it. If you want to stay, stay with your people. Ok, I'll let you go, but you must kiss me before you go!

Zhou Ping: Hum, I am at least the eldest son of a famous Zhou Puyuan. If you let me kiss you, I will. Wouldn't that ruin my image?

Fan Yi: You dare not kiss me because you still like me-voiceover: (Interrupting) Don't delay, kiss me!

(His drought-striken fields are close to each other, and they just shook hands. Zhou Puyuan stops his drought-striken fields loudly. )

Zhou Puyuan: Get out! !

Fan Yi: (trying to catch up) Ping-Zhou Puyuan: (stopping Fan Yi) Forget it, Fan Yi. Where is such a cowardly man worthy of your love? (to the audience) At this moment, I just want to say one thing, it's good to be a father! (Holding Fan Yi with a sense of accomplishment) Let's go. Please feel wronged in my arms before you find your ideal partner.

(Fan Yi is crying, and they are next)

Voice-over: Zhou Ping lost his mind and met the No.2 villain-Lu Dahai.

Lu Dahai: Hey, isn't this the eldest son of the Zhou family?

Zhou Ping: (listless) Yes, you are-Lu Dahai: My name is Lu Dahai, and you are forgetful. We used to know each other very well. What happened to you today? You don't look so good!

Zhou Ping: Well, it's a long story. Don't tell me.

Lu Dahai: No, if you want to treat me like a brother, just tell me, there is nothing I can't do.

Zhou Ping: (Raises a glimmer of hope) Really?

Lu Dahai: Yes, come on, come on!

(Zhou Ping talks with Lu Dahai)

Lu Dahai: That's all. It's simple. Let's go (whispering to Zhou Ping)

Zhou Ping: (puzzled) Is that all right?

Lu Dahai: Do you want to be with Fan Yi?

Zhou Ping: Yes.

Lu Dahai: There is no other good way to do this.

Zhou Ping: (making up his mind) OK, but don't hurt my father!

Lu Dahai: OK, don't worry. (tearing up Zhou Ping)

(Lu Dahai points a pistol at his drought-striken fields)

Lu Dahai: That's it. Call your dad out, and I'll take control of him so you can make a deal with him. Call!

Zhou Ping: (pretending to tremble) Dad ... help. ...

(Zhou Puyuan and Fan Yi are in a hurry)

Zhou Puyuan: (anxiously) What's the matter? (pointing to Lu Dahai) What do you want?

Fan Yi: (more urgent than Zhou Puyuan) Ping! !

Lu Dahai: (ferocious) Hum, if you want your son's life, hand over the money!

Zhou Ping: (puzzled) No! You didn't say you wanted money!

Lu Dahai: You are so stupid! We've never met. Why should I help you? I cheated your trust and came to your house to get money! My father is a famous young woman killer Gui Lu! His old man's house will come soon! If you are smart enough, hand over the money quickly. If you are not smart, I will kill you and find your own money!

Zhou Puyuan: Ping Er, you are so simple! (pointing to Lu Dahai) You let my son go, I'll give you as much as you want!

(His drought-striken fields broke free from Lu Hai, and the two men fought for pistols. The gun went off and hit Zhou Puyuan who rushed up. )

Zhou Puyuan: Ah ... (Lying on the ground)

Zhou Ping: Dad-Fan Yi: Park Garden-Lu Dahai: (surprised) It's not my fault. (to himself) Hey, how can a fake gun kill people?

Zhou Ping: (angrily to Lu Dahai) You killed my father! !

Lu Dahai: (scared, trying to calm himself down) Don't get excited, er, calm down, er, by the way, if you think in this way, who will take care of Fan Yi when your father dies? You ah! Have you no reason to be with her? Who will get in your way? You should thank me!

Zhou Ping: (Nodding frequently) Yes, thank you!

(Zhou Ping and Fan Yi thank Lu Dahai, and Zhou Puyuan suddenly sits up)

Zhou Puyuan: (angrily) Wait! I'm not dead!

(Everyone is scared.)

Zhou Ping: (to Lu Dahai) He is not dead yet. What should we do?

Lu Dahai: (trying to calm down) Don't worry, wait a minute!

Zhou Ping/Fan Yi: Oh. (They look at Zhou Puyuan expectantly.)

Zhou Puyuan: (struggling) I want to make a will, I want to make a will. ...

(everyone turned a deaf ear, turned a deaf ear. )

Zhou Puyuan: (sighs) Pity my legacy. How to divide it?

The crowd immediately gathered around, and their faces were full of worries.

Zhou Puyuan: (A triumphant smile appears on his face and then disappears) I can't do this. (To Fan Yi) Fan Yi, you are still young. Although I am unforgettable, you love me very much (I hope so), (hero), you still forget me! Go after your colorful life! !

Fan Yi: (moving and nodding heavily) Don't worry, I will!

Zhou Puyuan: (Disappointed) You are really serious! ? (Turning to Zhou Ping, full of confidence) Ping Er, my good son! All my inheritance belongs to you. Can you take care of Fan Yi for me? Your mom, mom!

Zhou Ping: (soothingly) Don't worry, I'll take good care of her, your daughter-in-law!

Zhou Puyuan: (Heavenly sigh) What a cruel world! ..... My Shi Ping! Where are you? I miss you so much! (landing)

(Everyone comes forward to take a breath and celebrate with each other. Gui Lu and Lu Shiping are quarrelling)

Lu Shiping: How can you let the sea do such a heinous thing?

Gui Lu: (impatiently) Why are you so wordy! If not, how can there be food and clothing? (Greeting Lu Dahai) What about the sea?

Lu Dahai: (approaching, lowering his voice) The duck is cooked and everything goes well!

Gui Lu: Good son. Make money!

Lu Shiping: (Stop) I said how could you be so wicked! ? Did they recruit you to annoy you? (looking at his drought-striken fields) Hey, why do I think you look so familiar? What's your name?

Zhou Ping: (numb) My name is Zhou Ping.

Lu Shiping: What? ! (Dizzy) Don't ... (pouncing on Zhou Puyuan) Park, it's really you! Oh, my God! (To Zhou Ping) Did you do it? !

(His drought-striken fields wave and retreat in fear)

Lu Shiping: (to Fan Yi) Is that you? !

(Fan Yi waves and retreats in fear)

Lu Shiping: (looking at Lu Dahai and seeing the gun in his hand) Dahai, you did it! Do you know that?/You know what? He's your real father! !

Lu Dahai: (Regret) What? He's my real father! If I know this, why should I know it? Money is not easy to get?

Lu Shiping: (Memories) Park Yuan, I have been thinking about you all the time for twenty years! Why did I finally meet you today, but you ... I regret it! That night, I was possessed, following this bastard! (referring to Gui Lu)

Gui Lu: (to Lu Dahai) Son! You did a good job. If he doesn't die, your mother will definitely jump ship tonight! !

Lu Shiping: You said it! After reading "House of Flying Daggers", it is called Feng, but it is actually called Lu Guier! What a rustic name! Park, in the days without you, I know your precious and plain happiness. If God can give me another chance, I will definitely come back to you, but it's too late ... (crying)

Zhou Puyuan: What if I say it's not too late? (Stand up)

(Everyone is scared.)

Lu Shiping: Park Won, you didn't. ...

Zhou Puyuan: (Emotionally) I came back for you ... (Holding Lu Shiping's hand, they looked at each other affectionately).

Lu Dahai: (Epiphany) I said, how can a fake gun kill people?

Gui Lu: Idiot! How do you use fake guns? Where is the real gun?

Lu Dahai: (indignant) Where are the real things in our family?

Gui Lu: That's right. This is terrible. Your mother doesn't want you.

(Music "The Most Romantic Thing" starts, and Zhou Puyuan and Lu Shiping, Zhou Ping and Fan Yi, in pairs, take a step forward. )

Zhou Puyuan: I see. Love a person, not only to be kind to him, but also to know some emotional appeal.

Lu Shiping: Ladies, plain is true!

Zhou Puyuan/Lu Shiping: I wish you all the best and all your wishes will come true!

(Followed by two curtain calls)

Zhou Ping: Male compatriots, we should have more courage and perseverance!

Fan Yi: Sisters, necessary encouragement is necessary, and necessary waiting must be persisted!

Zhou Ping/Fan Yi: May all lovers get married! !

(Two curtain calls, the next one. Gui Lu and Lu Dahai advance)

Gui Lu/Lu Dahai: What about us?

Lu Dahai: Dad! What should we do? !

Gui Lu: (trying to calm yourself down) Don't get excited, er, calm down, er, yes, if you think so, we don't have love, we get rid of the emotional bondage, and we have more time to work! Go and study! ! We are very happy! (Pretending to smile)

Lu Dahai: (with a wry smile) Yes, we are very happy!

Gui Lu/Lu Dahai: (crying) We are very happy, very happy! Whoops ~ ~ ~ (below)