Boy, I haven't seen it for days, and I can't understand it: I'm at a loss about fans, rice rolls, CP powder and so on.
In the spirit of not being out of touch with the vast number of netizens, I took the time to check the relevant content, and felt that the entertainment methods of young people now are very different from those of us born in the 1980s. Now I have entered the "scientific research circle", and I feel that time flies and the years are melancholy.
At this time, I suddenly opened a brain hole: What would it look like if scientists also had rice circles like traffic stars?
So I closed my eyes for a while …
When I woke up again, I found myself sitting in the audience, recording the appointment of Yu Lu.
Academician Newton on the stage is being interviewed by the famous host Yu Lu.
Yu Lu: "Academician Niu was named an academician of the British Academy of Sciences at the age of 38, and he is the youngest academician in China at present. Do you have any secrets to tell all the' beef rice' people here? "
Before Newton could speak, someone in the audience shouted, "We are not beef rice, we are beef powder! Academician Niu, we will always love you! "
Then another group of people shouted, "why don't you say' beef powder'?" The president has decided that they are all called' beef rice'. Believe it or not, report you? "
The other party refused to admit defeat: "Come on! Come on! Report! Hurt it! Who is the grandson! "
Angry and anxious, Yu Lu pretended to be calm and said, "Everybody be quiet. Let's listen to Academician Niu. "
Newton: "Seeing that young people are so enthusiastic, I will talk about my opinion. First of all, I think whether it is' beef rice' or' beef powder', I hope everyone can live in peace. "
The audience began to raise all kinds of aid materials, including large photos, slogans, light sticks and banners, and both sides began to shout slogans, which shocked the world and touched people's hearts.
As a member of the "beef rice", I also stood up and shouted with everyone.
Newton: "I understand how everyone feels." Thank you. But as scientists, I still hope that you can put more time and energy into scientific research. "
The fans began to quiet down and the interview finally started normally.
Yu Lu: "Thank you for sharing. I also heard them say ... "
Newton: "Who said that?"
Yu Lu: "I don't know, it is said. You, Leibniz, Hook, and Einstein are called' four sons of scientific research'. What do you think of this title? "
Newton's face was unhappy, but he still said a few words: "Einstein has met and talked several times, and I feel that he is quite powerful." As for the rest, I don't know, so I can't comment. "
Before long, the audience in the audience took out their mobile phones. My cell phone rang, too. I admire the efficiency of media workers now when I pick it up.
It turned out that the group was forwarding an article entitled "Shock! Newton said he didn't understand the brothers of the former men's research team? ",the content is just a conversation between Newton and Yu Lu, and then an official WeChat account article written after polishing.
The group suddenly fried the pot, and all kinds of curses came and went.
The president spoke in the group: "Obviously, this is an organized and premeditated Antioch incident! Everyone must be vigilant. If you encounter a similar blog post, don't forward it, don't comment, report it directly! "
So under the guidance of the president, everyone took the mobile phone as a weapon and the network as a battlefield, and immediately launched a struggle with the black powder …
At this point, the stage is still interviewing as usual:
Yu Lu: "Aren't you hot in a wig?"
Newton: "it's not hot, it's quite comfortable."
Yu Lu: "Really? I don't believe it. "
Newton: "…"
Yu Lu: "I heard that your masterpiece Mathematical Principles of Natural Philosophy was inspired by an apple. Is it true? "
Newton: "I can't say that either." In fact, that apple ... "
Before the tripe was finished, Yu Lu interrupted him: "Did you eat that apple later?"
Newton: "... why should I eat it?"
Yu Lu: "You should try it. After all, it is the fruit of wisdom. Well, today's interview is over, thank you for coming! "
After the festival catalogue ended, fans under the stage took photos with Newton in succession, and most of them were still holding a copy of Mathematical Principles of Natural Philosophy, waiting for Newton's signature.
After that, the Internet began to search for various hot topics: # Newton and the fourth son of scientific research split #, # Beef rice or beef powder #, # Newton Antioch incident #, # Did Newton eat an apple # ...
Since then, I have participated in all kinds of online and offline peripheral support, played the list and fought against black powder as a fan. Later, I found out that I was a postponed doctoral student of Newton's previous research group! It turns out that I am still a fan!
On this day, our project boss invited Newton and all the members of the research team to eat in the most famous restaurant in the city.
After three rounds of wine, the boss spoke: "I'm glad our research group has produced an academician!" " It's really the waves behind the Yangtze River that push the waves ahead. Alas, it's a shame to be a teacher. I have been paying attention to the application of Time Scholar last year. If I miss it, I'll never get another chance! This time, Academician Niu will help the teacher. "
Newton quickly took the boss's hand and said, "Don't worry, teacher, as long as the wine is in place today, everything can be said." Come, let's have a drink! When I return to London, I will talk to the leaders of the British Academy of Sciences. "
The wine table is full of cheerful atmosphere.
I don't know how many rounds of wine I drank, but my boss pointed at me and said, "Half fresh, you have been postponed for two years, and you can't find a job until you graduate this year." Are you going to go? "
I blushed and replied, "Not yet ... not yet ..."
Boss: "Look at you, you don't care at all. Beware of the' long-standing' problem households of the research group! But you are really lucky today. Your senior brother Academician Niu's laboratory will recruit several doctoral students this year. Why don't you exercise? "
When I heard that I could blog in Academician Niu's laboratory, I quickly raised my glass to propose a toast to Newton: "Big Brother is our role model, a beacon when we are confused in life, a captain on our career ship, and a locomotive that drives us forward! Thanks to the teacher and Academician Niu, I will definitely make achievements and win glory for the research group! " Say that finish, I swallowed the glass of wine in one breath.
Newton laughed at this and said, "Half fresh, I heard from the teacher that you are an old ox, and you only do experiments and write papers every day. But when I saw it today, I didn't think it was like this, but it was full of jingles and the future was boundless! But let me tell you a little life experience, brother. It is not enough to flatter others in scientific research. The key is to be able to sit on the bench and do research in a down-to-earth manner. You will send your resume to my email in the future, and there will be no problem after the blog is finished! "
The dinner was full of joy.
After that, I talked about some short and bitter things in my parents.
After drinking the last cup, the boss suggested: "Come, let's take a photo with Academician Niu!"
After everyone stood up, they began to discuss who stood in the middle, the boss or Newton.
Boss: "Academician Niu is the pride of our research group, you stand in the middle!" " "
Newton: "Where where! Teacher, you are a teacher and an elder. You should stand in the middle! "
Boss: "No! Now that Academician Niu is the next teacher, I have to trouble you about the talent hat ... haha! "
After several refusals, Newton stood in the middle and photographed this unforgettable time.
After a few days, the fans began to move again.
President @ told me: "Half fresh, what's wrong with you? Haven't you made an aid plan yet? " Academician Niu's academic report will begin the day after tomorrow! "
Seeing this news, I was angry at that time and thought, "I am a fan of Academician Niu, and I want to go to his old man's laboratory for further study!" " What are you, soldiers, crabs, sesame and mung beans? What is the president! How dare you tell me what to do? ! "
At that time, I sent photos of the research group and Newton eating together to the group.
After a while, the roaring river-like donkey:
"Half fresh, turned out to be a cow academician research group! Worship "
"Semi-fresh beef rice C!"
"semi-fresh yjjc, I envy it!"
…
The president also said: "dbq is semi-fresh. I will make my own plans. " Can I sit in the front row for the academic report the day after tomorrow? "
Of course I won't give him a chance, just answer "gun".
Later, my status in the fan base became higher and higher, and I almost became the actual president.
Once I gave an order in the group: "In the future, you must quote the latest article of Academician Niu! Get the quotation up! "
Then there's a rainbow fart below:
"Read it carefully!"
"+ 1"
"Be sure to quote!"
"semi-fresh is the best!"
" zqsg "
"I love semi-freshness, what?" Then an expression.
It's so cool to suddenly find yourself flattered. No wonder some people say, "You wear everything but flattery." Words of wisdom!
I was addicted to it and suddenly realized that there was new news on my mobile phone.
When I opened it, my boss sent me: "Haven't you finished reading the pictures of the article?" Do you want to graduate? ! "
I quickly wiped the saliva on the table, looked at the messy data map on the computer, and got busy like an old ox …